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Title: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: formerlurker on August 25, 2011, 02:43:16 PM
Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.

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When former Vice President Dick Cheney releases his memoir early next week, it may cause the second earthquake in Washington, D.C., this month.

“There are gonna be heads exploding all over Washington,’’ Cheney told NBC’s Jamie Gangel in an exclusive interview that will air on NBC’s “Dateline” at 10 p.m. ET Aug. 29.

In the book, titled “In My Time,’’ Cheney addresses a broad range of topics, including the attacks of Sept. 11; a secret resignation letter he kept in a safe in case he experienced catastrophic health issues, and his thoughts about former President George W. Bush and ex-Secretaries of State Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell. The 46th vice president discusses those topics and more in his candid, unapologetic interview with Gangel, and he’ll likely have more to say when he appears live on TODAY with Matt Lauer on Aug. 30, the day his book hits stores.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/44260767/ns/today-books/
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: Chris_ on August 25, 2011, 02:44:18 PM
:popcorn:

*pulls up a chair*
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: formerlurker on August 25, 2011, 02:44:32 PM
Oh yeah, this is a must purchase read.    :popcorn:
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: DefiantSix on August 25, 2011, 02:56:11 PM
:popcorn:

*pulls up a chair*

Move over; I'll join you.  And STOP BOGARTING THE POPCORN!!!  :-) :popcorn:
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: zeitgeist on August 25, 2011, 03:14:51 PM
I will have to go looking.  Hope it is as good as Known and Unknown, by Donald Rumsfeld.  I still have to read Bush book, gave my copy away before I got a chance to read it. 
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on August 25, 2011, 03:22:21 PM
I'd rather see Matt Lauer's head explode when Cheney tells him to GFY.

I think he'll be set up with loaded questions when he comes out on any mainstream media outlet.
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 25, 2011, 03:30:12 PM
I'd rather see Matt Lauer's head explode when Cheney tells him to GFY.

I think he'll be set up with loaded questions when he comes out on any mainstream media outlet.


Mr. Cheney has always struck me as a man that doesn't cotton to a lot of B.S. by anyone.
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: Eupher on August 25, 2011, 03:53:41 PM
Well, there's no secret that Cheney and Powell didn't see eye to eye on many issues, not the least of which was the "diktat" issue.

Powell announced he'd be voting for Barry, and Cheney basically said he (Powell) should man up and become a Democrat.

No love lost there.
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: Erasmus on August 25, 2011, 04:05:11 PM
Quail Hunting for Dummies by Richard Bruce Cheney ???
 
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on August 25, 2011, 04:42:30 PM
Yo Lurker,

Why do you have so many beyotch slaps?   You been pissing peeps off talking about how great the Cheatriots are and Tammie Brady?

(ducks under table to avoid flying objects)

 :-) :-) O-)
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: longview on August 25, 2011, 04:46:18 PM
He always seemed to speak straight.  Might be a good read.
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: olde north church on August 25, 2011, 05:09:35 PM
I'd rather see Matt Lauer's head explode when Cheney tells him to GFY.

I think he'll be set up with loaded questions when he comes out on any mainstream media outlet.


Matt Lauer lacks the testicular fortitude to add VP Cheney a tough question fearing the an answer along the lines of "I shit bigger than you, cub scout."
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: FreeBorn on August 25, 2011, 06:49:07 PM
I was just wondering if this book is made into a movie which actors will be cast in the various roles?

If you could cast this flick who would you pick??? :popcorn:
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: Chris_ on August 25, 2011, 07:36:21 PM
Who did they cast last time?  Richard Dreyfus?  Sniveling old man. 

Arnold Schwarzenegger. :II:
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on August 25, 2011, 07:38:49 PM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Exploding%20Head/explode.gif)
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on August 25, 2011, 11:25:29 PM
I'd rather see Matt Lauer's head explode when Cheney tells him to GFY.

I think he'll be set up with loaded questions when he comes out on any mainstream media outlet.


I'd love to see the expressions on Cheney's face when that snivelling Lauer asks his loaded questions. One of those looks could melt steel.

I love Dick Cheney, a man's man, despite his health.
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: AlikaFranco on August 26, 2011, 01:08:15 AM
Mr.Dick Cheney no doubt is a man who always speak straight forwardly.I will definitely buy his book as I know it will be quite interesting.
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: Erasmus on August 26, 2011, 08:46:42 AM
I was just wondering if this book is made into a movie which actors will be cast in the various roles?

If you could cast this flick who would you pick??? :popcorn:

Charles Bronson
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: sybilll on August 26, 2011, 06:54:51 PM
Charles Bronson
I (think) I see what you did there.  Love me some Bronson.  He made shooting people in the face look cool. 
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: rustybayonet on August 26, 2011, 08:21:46 PM
Due in Books-a-Million here on Aug. 30 - have had one set aside for me and they will call.  Should be interesting.
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: 5412 on August 28, 2011, 10:10:07 PM
Well, there's no secret that Cheney and Powell didn't see eye to eye on many issues, not the least of which was the "diktat" issue.

Powell announced he'd be voting for Barry, and Cheney basically said he (Powell) should man up and become a Democrat.

No love lost there.

Hi,

Powell is already covering his ass....in recent remarks which you can find on the Blaze website.

I do not recall which book I read but it was when Bush was elected the second time.  Powell called his staff together and told them that Bush was the president and that he was elected with more votes that any president in history and it is their job to support him.  He then left the room and his #2 in command stood up and said that John Kerry got more votes than any democrat candidate in history and that every department should basically sabotage Bush every chance they got.  Like it or not, Powell was their leader and it sounded to me like he either quietly supported his #2 or he was a terrible leader....or both.  Of course when Powell came out and supported BO it basically said to me that race trumps all other issues with him.

I hope Powell is blasted really good in the book, he deserves it.

regards,
5412
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: 5412 on August 28, 2011, 10:12:40 PM
Charles Bronson

Hi,

Too bad a young John Wayne is not still around.

regards,
5412
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: FreeBorn on August 28, 2011, 11:11:37 PM
Due in Books-a-Million here on Aug. 30 - have had one set aside for me and they will call.  Should be interesting.
They may indeed call when it arrives but those Starbucks toting hemp shirt wearing Birkenstock shod menstruating metrosexual bong sucking patchouli reeking pencil necked limp wristed nose ring bedazzled haircut needing Obama voting Oedipus worshiping whale saving tree hugging Peta donating toenail polishing boyfriend having military trashing mouse and spider eek jump on a stool fearing moped jockey girlie men working behind the counter won't be able to find it for you when you get there.

(a little bird told me just go look in the magazine aisle, top shelf of the bottom tier, the row you have to get down on one knee and look up to view. Unceremoniously crammed behind the crochet magazines with your order ticket attached. You will get the hot blond at the checkout because it will of course be time for Jeff Spicoli and Pauly Shore to be out back in the alley on a smoke break)
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: 5412 on August 29, 2011, 02:01:50 AM
They may indeed call when it arrives but those Starbucks toting hemp shirt wearing Birkenstock shod menstruating metrosexual bong sucking patchouli reeking pencil necked limp wristed nose ring bedazzled haircut needing Obama voting Oedipus worshiping whale saving tree hugging Peta donating toenail polishing boyfriend having military trashing mouse and spider eek jump on a stool fearing moped jockey girlie men working behind the counter won't be able to find it for you when you get there.

(a little bird told me just go look in the magazine aisle, top shelf of the bottom tier, the row you have to get down on one knee and look up to view. Unceremoniously crammed behind the crochet magazines with your order ticket attached. You will get the hot blond at the checkout because it will of course be time for Jeff Spicoli and Pauly Shore to be out back in the alley on a smoke break)

HI,

H5, it's 2:00 AM an I could not sleep.  Read your post and could not stop laughing.

Don't hold back, please tell us how you really feel in the future....

regards,
5412
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: longview on August 29, 2011, 06:09:13 AM
They may indeed call when it arrives but those Starbucks toting hemp shirt wearing Birkenstock shod menstruating metrosexual bong sucking patchouli reeking pencil necked limp wristed nose ring bedazzled haircut needing Obama voting Oedipus worshiping whale saving tree hugging Peta donating toenail polishing boyfriend having military trashing mouse and spider eek jump on a stool fearing moped jockey girlie men working behind the counter won't be able to find it for you when you get there.


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: Eupher on August 29, 2011, 06:34:52 AM
They may indeed call when it arrives but those Starbucks toting hemp shirt wearing Birkenstock shod menstruating metrosexual bong sucking patchouli reeking pencil necked limp wristed nose ring bedazzled haircut needing Obama voting Oedipus worshiping whale saving tree hugging Peta donating toenail polishing boyfriend having military trashing mouse and spider eek jump on a stool fearing moped jockey girlie men working behind the counter won't be able to find it for you when you get there.

(a little bird told me just go look in the magazine aisle, top shelf of the bottom tier, the row you have to get down on one knee and look up to view. Unceremoniously crammed behind the crochet magazines with your order ticket attached. You will get the hot blond at the checkout because it will of course be time for Jeff Spicoli and Pauly Shore to be out back in the alley on a smoke break)

Magnificent! h5!!!!

Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: rustybayonet on August 29, 2011, 08:53:57 AM
They may indeed call when it arrives but those Starbucks toting hemp shirt wearing Birkenstock shod menstruating metrosexual bong sucking patchouli reeking pencil necked limp wristed nose ring bedazzled haircut needing Obama voting Oedipus worshiping whale saving tree hugging Peta donating toenail polishing boyfriend having military trashing mouse and spider eek jump on a stool fearing moped jockey girlie men working behind the counter won't be able to find it for you when you get there.

(a little bird told me just go look in the magazine aisle, top shelf of the bottom tier, the row you have to get down on one knee and look up to view. Unceremoniously crammed behind the crochet magazines with your order ticket attached. You will get the hot blond at the checkout because it will of course be time for Jeff Spicoli and Pauly Shore to be out back in the alley on a smoke break)

 :rotf:

Sure do thank you for the entertainment while I wait for the book and the call........but since I'm in the middle of the Bible belt and it's is very much Republican country here, have never had a problem with tree huggers  so far, not calling when one of my books are in....oh ya .. my son-in-law's family owns the shopping center they are in.
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 29, 2011, 09:37:20 AM
Powell is apparently already out whining about it.
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 29, 2011, 10:00:22 AM
Powell is apparently already out whining about it.

Guilty dog barks, huh... :-)
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: zeitgeist on August 29, 2011, 04:32:43 PM
Guilty dog barks, huh... :-)

Bingo. 
Title: Re: Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on August 29, 2011, 04:32:48 PM
They may indeed call when it arrives but those Starbucks toting hemp shirt wearing Birkenstock shod menstruating metrosexual bong sucking patchouli reeking pencil necked limp wristed nose ring bedazzled haircut needing Obama voting Oedipus worshiping whale saving tree hugging Peta donating toenail polishing boyfriend having military trashing mouse and spider eek jump on a stool fearing moped jockey girlie men working behind the counter won't be able to find it for you when you get there.

(a little bird told me just go look in the magazine aisle, top shelf of the bottom tier, the row you have to get down on one knee and look up to view. Unceremoniously crammed behind the crochet magazines with your order ticket attached. You will get the hot blond at the checkout because it will of course be time for Jeff Spicoli and Pauly Shore to be out back in the alley on a smoke break)

 :rofl: :lmao: :lmao: :-)

Daaaaaaaaaamn, THAT was funny; best post I've read in ages.

H5 for ya, homie.