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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Karin on August 25, 2011, 12:54:41 PM
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I think the free pony threads are hilarious. The DUmmies look to be about 5 years old when they do this.
DUmp Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1795419)
francolettieri (147 posts) Tue Aug-23-11 01:59 AM
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what else can be given away free to....save society $$$$ (besides birth control)
This recent news story about offering free birth control made me think what else could be given away free or discounted to save society money and make it function more efficient/effectively.
Some things I thought of.....
1. Healthy foods/Beverages/Nutritional supplements
2. Anti-Depressants (Paxil, zoloft, Prozac)
3. Health club memberships/ athletic equipment/ clothes/tennis shoes (things to make people get active)
4. Computer and internet access
5. College education
Wanted to see what people can come up with. Agree with mine or can you think of any others????
Give me free food! Make those farmers/packers/processers/truckers/stockers work for nothing, 'cause I'm so special, they should want to do it just to be a good person!!!!!
SheilaT (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-23-11 02:06 AM
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3. Nicotine patches.
Smoking has enormous costs, far beyond the price of cigarettes themselves.
I've taken up vaping. Give me all those supplies for free! I use the Ego Joye with whiskey flavored juice. Get it right, now. And no charge.
Yupster (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-23-11 02:09 AM
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6. Why depressants?
why not all pharmaceuticals. Diabetics should only get medication if they can pay but depressed people shouldn't have to? What if they're diabetic and depressed? Better if all pharmaceuticals are free.
Therapy for sure needs to be free, both physical and mental and emotional.
Public transportation. Not much sense having a job if you can't get there.
Quality day care.
Tutoring or other remediation.
At least one vacation per year.
Dentistry and doctoring of course.
Of course. And this year I think I want to go to The Atlantis. Make sure I get plenty of gambling money, because that's my R & R! It's very important.
francolettieri (147 posts) Tue Aug-23-11 05:53 AM
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11. condoms
State-issued condoms. I'm getting hot under the collar already.
scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-24-11 04:18 PM
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15. Weed
That goes without saying, dude!
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Slavery: It's how you make people give you stuff for free
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Single-shot pistols for any Blue-State callers to suicide hotlines.
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(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/wizardofidonsocialism.jpg)
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cable TV so the DUmmies will have a way to occupy all their free time since they won't be working.
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Single-shot pistols for any Blue-State callers to suicide hotlines.
Might I suggest, sir: hemp rope
hemp is numerous commercial uses, is eco-friendly and re-usable so we can just mail it to the next hippy in line.
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cable TV so the DUmmies will have a way to occupy all their free time since they won't be working.
But Comcast only shows Fox News on their standard package. You have to dole out more money if you want to watch Big Ed and Keef Jr.
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Might I suggest, sir: hemp rope
hemp is numerous commercial uses, is eco-friendly and re-usable so we can just mail it to the next hippy in line.
I'm afraid it would require too much iniative, and even physical ability, for them to use it reliably. A pre-loaded pistol would obviate these disadvantages, though of course I do expect a depressing level of poor marsksmanship...perhaps this could be overcome by attaching a stylish rainbow headband to the muzzle...
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D-Con rat poison.
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D-Con rat poison.
:lol: :lmao:
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I wish the DUmmies would speak truthfully about "free stuff". What they are really saying is gimme stuff paid for by responsible people that pay their own way.
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Free state issued picture ID.
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And some of those items they mention are pretty pricey. A college education? Week's vacation? Good God, what are they thinking. Would you like to go on a goverment-issued and approved vacation? What would it be, exactly? Probably Community Service.
The guy who said "weed" killed the thread, and it fell into disgrace, I found it on page 4. I think even the DUmpmonkeys were embarrassed by it.
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Free state issued picture ID.
That's it, you got it, sir.
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That's it, you got it, sir.
Preferably one with them holding a little placard with a number on it. :whistling:
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Into the mind of a dumbass Prog:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUj-m6Gq_2Y[/youtube]
Hat tip to Zo for finding this and posting on FB.
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I'd love to see that stupid bitch work the land and build a house! :lmao: :lmao: Did she say she had student loans? Someone should slap her teachers! I'll buy her a ticket to Africa!