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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on August 25, 2011, 09:11:00 AM
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An accused naked man encountered last week at Humiston Park in Vero Beach defied arrest, saying, "'I'm just out here helping people!'"
A couple and their teen daughters flagged down a Vero Beach police officer just before 8 p.m. Aug. 19 about a man exposing himself at the showers, a recently released arrest affidavit states.
johnson_mug_front.jpgPolice spied accused nude dude Robert Johnson, 57, standing sans clothes in view of about 15 to 20 people. Witnesses said Johnson strolled "completely naked" for three to four minutes on the beach before police arrived.
Johnson's genitalia was "plainly visible," the affidavit states. Police told Johnson he couldn't be naked in public, and Johnson declined to provide identification.
"'You can't take me to jail for this, I'm just out here helping people!'" Johnson is quoted as saying.
It wasn't immediately clear whether Johnson elaborated on the assistance he said he was providing. ...
Floriduh (http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/08/accused-nude-dude-in-vero-beach-says-hes-just-out-here-helping-people.html)
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Well, he IS out there helping people!
He's out there showing them what the smallest penis in the world looks like.
And he clearly is out of his head with an eye for a needle.
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Well, he IS out there helping people!
He's out there showing them what the smallest penis in the world looks like.
And he clearly is out of his head with an eye for a needle.
So you reckon that by arresting him, the police have really shafted him?
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So you reckon that by arresting him, the police have really shafted him?
No, I think he was merely stroking his own ego. And let's not forget the crack in the back -- that kinda stuff can be simply disgusting.
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The Johnson in question is not to be confused with a man of the same name who gained international fame posthumously as what many consider the greatest blues player ever, with artists including the Rolling Stones, the Allman Brothers and Eric Clapton extolling his works.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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"You can call me Ray...or you can call Jay......but you doesn't have to call me Johnson."...remember him... :rotf:
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My first boyfriend was half vietnamese. His name I shit you not was "Jeffrey Long Johnson" :lmao:
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"You can call me Ray...or you can call Jay......but you doesn't have to call me Johnson."...remember him... :rotf:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYsfbq3vMc[/youtube]
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My first boyfriend was half vietnamese. His name I shit you not was "Jeffrey Long Johnson" :lmao:
It may even have been true, by Asian standards...