The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: thundley4 on August 24, 2011, 08:57:34 PM
-
Police: Iowa City Woman Deemed Too Drunk For Bikini Wax, Attacks Employee with Towel
Police accuse an Iowa City woman of attacking a Zender's employee with a towel after she was declared too drunk for a bikini wax.
A 39-year-old Iowa City woman is accused by police of attacking a Zender's employee with a towel Monday afternoon, after the employee refused to give the woman a bikini wax because the turned-away customer was drunk.
Police charged Anna Katherine Bacon-Silveira with assault and intoxication, both simple misdemeanors, after they caught her on foot running from the scene of the altercation.
According to criminal complaints, Bacon-Silveira went to Zender's at 4 S. Linn St. at 1:07 p.m. Monday and requested a bikini wax. When the staff, noticing Bacon-Silveira was drunk, refused to perform this service, an incensed Bacon-Silveira snapped a towel at one of the Zender's employees, and then fled the scene, police said.
Iowa City (http://iowacity.patch.com/articles/police-iowa-city-woman-deemed-too-drunk-for-bikini-wax-attacks-employee-with-towel)
If the DUmmies hear about this they might have flash backs to being bullied in high school gym locker rooms.
Spork alert !
(http://o2.aolcdn.com/dims-shared/dims3/PATCH/resize/273x203/http://hss-prod.hss.aol.com/hss/storage/patch/c8b4bb120b6f6c8f44a6fed4ced43524)
-
derp
-
I wouldn't give her a free bikini wax if it were I that was drunk. :pokingpoop:
-
I find this story incredibly hilarious. :)
-
39 going on 60? :o
-
39 going on 60? :o
It's a hard life in the bush.
-
A snapping towel has but one purpose -- to disguise the sound of barking spiders.
-
A snapping towel has but one purpose -- to disguise the sound of barking spiders.
I had no idea that snapping a towel was a crime, darn what next, I get thrown out of a dance club because my feet hurt and I want to dance bare foot ??????
-
I had no idea that snapping a towel was a crime, darn what next, I get thrown out of a dance club because my feet hurt and I want to dance bare foot ??????
Is that what that smell was?
-
Is that what that smell was?
No I was wearing panties and kept my legs crossed. Must have been the dancer to my left that had dinned on Kimchee and Sushi.
-
Is that what that smell was?
Cold, Jess . . . H5!
-
No I was wearing panties and kept my legs crossed. Must have been the dancer to my left that had dinned on Kimchee and Sushi.
Okay... so... I have no idea what to say to that.
Maybe "Gena" will have some input.
-
Okay... so... I have no idea what to say to that.
Maybe "Gena" will have some input.
Paging Gina, clean-up on Aisle 5!
:rotf:
-
Paging Gina, clean-up on Aisle 5!
:rotf:
Apparently there are some things that even Gina won't touch. :whistling: