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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on August 24, 2011, 07:11:28 PM
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With all the talk of hats I saw a potential business opportunity.
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Yes, ladies and gentleman coming soon to a neighborhood near you is FlippyDoo's Fabulous Hats, Caps and Fedoras.
We have headwear for ANY occasion.
Are you facing a historical moment? We have a hat for that!!! Along with today's special we also have our history hats reduced by 10%.
But that's not all…
We have architect hats, radiation hats, meltdown hats, milk hats, I-know-a-sub-captain hats, archaeology hats, emt hats, danger management hats, earthquake hats, hurricane hats, building inspection hats, know-everything hats, and the list goes on and on.
Are you stuck up shit creek without a paddle? Well, we don't exactly have a hat for that YET, but we do have lip balm so your lips will be soft and pleasant as you bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.
So look for your nearest FlippyDoo's Fabulous Hats, Caps and Fedoras for all your headwear needs and you too can be as smart as the one who just knows stuff.
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Good one, madam.
In fact, awesome.
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I'll do Coach one better. You included the ghey community with your strategic placement of the word "fabulous." H5.