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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: beefeater on August 24, 2011, 04:55:46 PM
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This only lasted about 30 seconds, no link. One of my moles was going to post an Atta Boy Stink, but when it hit post the topic was missing.
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You know there is a group of the lowest of internet lowlifes who take pleasure in our personal pain
Posted by Stinky The Clown
They live in a cave.
To each of them, **** YOU.
Can't tell what it was about this time.
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It's about the dude's elm tree that had to be cut down.
I dunno what Vinnie's problem is; trees like all living things must die anyway, sooner or later.
One suspects Vinnie doesn't get upset about infants dying in the womb, though.
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Saying things on the internet he wouldn't dare say to our face. What a tough guy. :whatever:
I say the tree waited long enough but finally gave up wanting to live in the yard of such an idiot and a hatemonger.
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Okay, I just went out to the garage, to ask the bug-eyed property caretaker something.
He makes beer money cutting up storm-downed trees on this property for firewood.
So.....I asked him, "how many trees do you suppose we lost this summer so far?"
Some of these trees were more than 100 years old, and of all varieties from oak to elm to cedar.
He figures "about sixty."
Trees are wonderful things, but death happens.
When Vinnie gets upset about the on-purpose deaths of infants in the womb, I'll sympathize with him on his loss of a tree.
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Hey DUDE! :bird:
If you had any balls, you'd sign up over here. And if you are signed up, go ahead and post, coward.
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Hey DUDE! :bird:
If you had any balls, you'd sign up over here. And if you are signed up, go ahead and post, coward.
Vinnie's signed up here, sir; been here a long time.
He's been clicking on, tapping on, banging on, a particular link in "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Labor Day," part of the chapter where the defrocked warped primitive seduces franksolich; my attempt at writing pornography.
Vinnie really wants to read that story, and is pounding on the link, to get in to it.
But the deal is, one has to have posted some comments, to get there, and Vinnie hasn't ever said a damned thing here.
Which is okay, it doesn't break any rules, but on the other hand it means one misses out on some stuff, if one doesn't post.
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You know, that's remarkable how fast that was deleted; like, within a couple of seconds.
My fellow alum Skins must be personally manning the control-panel for Skins's island this evening; I can't imagine any moderator over there catching it that quickly.
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I think I may understand his screen name. Stinky the Ass Clown!
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Saying things on the internet he wouldn't dare say to our face. What a tough guy. :whatever:
Sir Fagsalot could come here and debate and still remain just another anonymous sub-dullard hovered over the cat box but he lacks the testicular fortitude for even that much.
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You know there is a group of the lowest of internet lowlifes who take pleasure in our personal pain
Posted by Stinky The Clown
They live in a cave.
To each of them, **** YOU.
Actually we would never take pleasure in anyone's personal pain. What we do stinky is point out the inconsistencies and outright lies in your claims of personal pain.
There is a difference.
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I believe that I, at least, am displaying a much higher level of decorum in regards to Stinky's loss than his isle mates gave to Barbara Olson in the wake of 9/11.
Own it, Stinky.
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Actually we would never take pleasure in anyone's personal pain. What we do stinky is point out the inconsistencies and outright lies in your claims of personal pain.
There is a difference.
I dunno, I take great pleasure in their personal pain when they lose elections, or when the policies they support come and bite them on the ass.
:-)
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This only lasted about 30 seconds, no link. One of my moles was going to post an Atta Boy Stink, but when it hit post the topic was missing.
He still comes over. Hey, Stinky? Eat shit and be ill, scumbag.
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I went over there and read that ridiculous thread. I understand being a little upset at losing an old shade tree but stinky and the DUmmies in that thread are talking like he is mourning a family member that has died.
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I went over there and read that ridiculous thread. I understand being a little upset at losing an old shade tree but stinky and the DUmmies in that thread are talking like he is mourning a family member that has died.
Just wait until one of their ******* pets die. They sit shiva for a fortnight. Makes me want to set saucers of antifreeze outside their front doors.
I swear, if there was a 50% chance that a pregnant woman would give birth to a baby or a dog, liberals would ban abortion within a week.
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I went over there and read that ridiculous thread. I understand being a little upset at losing an old shade tree but stinky and the DUmmies in that thread are talking like he is mourning a family member that has died.
He shares a bathroom with a cat. The OET was the last living thing that he could pretend actually loved him.
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Dear DUde,
Please kindly suck a wet shiny turd out of my asshole.
Sincerely,
Jukin
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Actually we would never take pleasure in anyone's personal pain.
Uh, sorry, but I for one do take great pleasure in the personal pain of the DUmbasses, and I doubt I'm alone in that. That's when they're at
their most entertaining best. Anything that causes pain to a DUmmy, whether it's physical, emotional, or financial, is all good, the more the better.
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To each of them, **** YOU.
What did I ever do to you, dude?
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Uh, sorry, but I for one do take great pleasure in the personal pain of the DUmbasses, and I doubt I'm alone in that. That's when they're at
their most entertaining best. Anything that causes pain to a DUmmy, whether it's physical, emotional, or financial, is all good, the more the better.
Nah, political pain is awesome but never physical, emotional pain or even financial pain. There but for the Grace of God go I.
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Hey Stinkbait. If thats the best you got you might want to just end it now.
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Actually we would never take pleasure in anyone's personal pain. What we do stinky is point out the inconsistencies and outright lies in your claims of personal pain.
There is a difference.
Oh... Sorry. That would be me. I giggle at your loss. I chuckle at your misery. I LOL at your anguished cries.
if you ever really hurt yourself I'd be all like, "Dude, rotflmao, mf. Dm. N shit. Snorkel ..."
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Dear DUde,
Please kindly suck a wet shiny turd out of my asshole.
Sincerely,
Jukin
Yeah..
You might wanna be careful of what you offer.
Skanky usually has to pay for that sort of thing.
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Yeah..
You might wanna be careful of what you offer.
Skanky usually has to pay for that sort of thing.
Usually, his "payment method" is that his face gets clawed by the cat, as he eats its' shit straight from the source. :tongue: :fuelfire:
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I didn't take pleasure in the pain of his dead elm tree. I felt nothing. I take pleasure in their political pain. As for their personal pain caused by themselves, I wait for them to learn the simple lesson of consequences. Something the rest of us learned the first time we touched that stove.
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What did I ever do to you, dude?
You call him DUDE. :-)
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You know, the deal is, Vinnie's not a young man.
In fact, he's almost as old as the ThomWV primitive, the mountain man primitive who like all men nightly pitches his tent one day's march nearer the mausoleum.
Vinnie has a lot of good memories associated with that tree.
Old men think of things that will no longer be. The tree's gone.
So I can understand his sense of Loss.
But at the same time I'm not going to sympathize with that sense of Loss, because Vinnie's been rather selfish, rather selective, rather spotty, in his concern for others with their own losses.
For example, all the years I've watched and enjoyed Vinnie on Skins's island, I've never once heard him mourn the loss of life for those murdered in the womb. During the War for the Liberation of Iraq, I never once heard him mourn the loss of life for those murdered by the genocidal tyrant Saddam Hussein.
And there's such a thing as "lost opportunities," too. I've never once heard Vinnie mourn the loss his being, his insight, his companionship, his tax-dollars, would contribute to the inner-city youth of Baltimore, if he'd live there instead of in the third-wealthiest county in America.
Vinnie's been rather selective in his concern for the losses of others.
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Nah, political pain is awesome but never physical, emotional pain or even financial pain. There but for the Grace of God go I.
Actually some of their financial pain posts are pretty damned entertaining. It's like watching Larry, Moe, and Curly try to run a bank.
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One of the most enjoyable things about their physical, psychological, or financial pain is that magical moment when they realize it's
entirely the fault of George W. Bush. I just love it when that happens.
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One of the most enjoyable things about their physical, psychological, or financial pain is that magical moment when they realize it's entirely the fault of George W. Bush. I just love it when that happens.
Yeah, this mis-directed anger thing, when a primitive's really angry at one thing, but since it's uncool to be angry at that thing, directs its anger towards a wholly innocent third party.
That was one of the prevalent characteristics of the Bostonian Drunkard during the Bush administration; one could always tell when he was having a fight with the paternal ancestor, because that's when the boryborygmous loser went on some of his most-strident anti-Bush jihads.
The primitives do that a lot, mis-directing their anger.
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Dear Vinnie The Dude, Ol' Fred Sanford or whatever alias you're under,
There is an old saying, don't sing it, bring it.
Shove it nel culo
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The love of a sad clown who is exiled to the cat box room by a wife ambiguously involved with a neighbor lady in preference to him...
This has all the makings of a very boring three-hour-long French art film.
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The love of a sad clown who is exiled to the cat box room by a wife ambiguously involved with a neighbor lady in preference to him...
This has all the makings of a very boring three-hour-long French art film.
I had given thought, as a replacement for my Packer series, which is winding down, of doing pieces on the sparkling husband dude's daily life. But then I dismissed the idea.
Such pieces would be mostly about the goings-on between the sparkling husband dude's wife and Mrs. Tutweiler, the horsey neighbor down the street, and I got nothing against the sparkling husband dude's wife.
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Well, she is a moonbat DUer, though a rather inactive one in recent years...perhaps the social relationship with Ms. Tutweiler doen the street has taken the place of DU in her life.
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Just so you guys know I'm NOT Stinky the clown. I'm just a lurker who hates liberals just as much as you guys. So please stop sending me PM's and trying to "out" me.
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Just so you guys know I'm NOT Stinky the clown. I'm just a lurker who hates liberals just as much as you guys. So please stop sending me PM's and trying to "out" me.
:lmao: people have been sending you PM's?
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You have just been sent a personal message by xxxxx on The Conservative Cave© - A Conservative Political Forum.
IMPORTANT: Remember, this is just a notification. Please do not reply to this email.
The message they sent you was:
Still no comment, Stinky? You really are a weak little bitch.
Yes they have been sending me Personal Messages.
modfied by franksolich so as to conform with conservativecave rules
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By the way, sir, that's NOT a black mark or anything on your record, the modification I made; the presumption is that you simply didn't know. Your record's squeaky clean, pure as driven snow.....in fact, it's blank.
Anyway, it's preferred that personal messages between members not be quoted in any forum on conservativecave, and if there's some compelling reason one must, the name of the sender has to be omitted.
Exchanges between two members where personal messages are quoted, in case there's a complaint, the identification of both can be shared with moderators and administrators, but not out in public.
Most message boards have this rule; but at any rate, it's no mark against you.
Now, one cannot fault members for being suspicious if one's a long-time member who's never posted before, which is your case.
Not posting is NO violation of any rules here, but it does lead to suspicion and skepticism.
We have lots and lots of long-time members with still only two digits' worth of comments, who prefer more to read here, than to say something. But they've established credibility by making at least a few comments.
It can look strange, being a registered member who never says anything. Why bother to register then, when one can just as well lurk?
This being the internet, where everybody's anonymous, one can claim to be anybody--I can claim to be Clare Boothe Luce, and who can possibly disprove it?--and so it's best to build up a reputation, a credibility, by making comments, even if only a few.
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You are correct I did not know the rules, I apologize. I just wanted to point out that I am not Stinky The Clown.
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Where does the clown live? Anyone know?
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You are correct I did not know the rules, I apologize. I just wanted to point out that I am not Stinky The Clown.
Nothing to apologize for; it's considered an innocent mistake, no big deal.
But surely you must, sir, understand that a long time member who never says anything, not even a single time, attracts suspicion, in your case using a screen-name hinting of the Italianate, while a certain primitive dude of Italianate derivation, not known for any particular deep intelligence, has been boasting over there about how he has a mole here.
But if I were Vinnie--and I'm referring to him, not to you--and if it were known I was of Italianate derivation, I'd use a screen-name suggestive of the Gaelic or Norwegian instead, but again, this certain primitive dude of Italianate derivation isn't known for any streak of genius or creativity.
The mix-up, in which you've received some measured hostility, is wholly my responsibility, and I bear it willingly, 100% of it, and so if I've been wrong, members here copying my own sentiments, then I apologize.
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Where does the clown live? Anyone know?
Baltimore.
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Well, Vincent wouldn't be the clown then, unless it's a proxy which I HIGHLY doubt.
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Well, Vincent wouldn't be the clown then, unless it's a proxy which I HIGHLY doubt.
As you know, sir, I know little about tracking ISP (internet service provider) numbers, and it's no fun anyway.
I just as soon prefer to figure things out with other sorts of clues.
Which means sometimes I'm wrong.
But it doesn't especially bother me, as long as I'm right 50% + 1 of the time, which I guess I am; right more often than wrong.
Whenever I see "dynamic" (as opposed to "static") in an ISP number, I've hit a brick wall and just go on to something else.
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Since it turns out that Vincent isn't Dude, maybe I am right that Stinky doesn't have an account here after all.
:-)
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Since it turns out that Vincent isn't Dude, maybe I am right that Stinky doesn't have an account here after all.
:-)
If he did , do you honestly think he could keep his trap shut for real long with all the scorn and mockery he generates ?
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If he did , do you honestly think he could keep his trap shut for real long with all the scorn and mockery he generates ?
But you forget, sir, that's exactly my own modus operendi on Skins's island that's served my mole so well all these years. A few comments here and there, but mostly for collection of anthropological data through personal messages.
Of course, it helped that my mole, when it was given to me, already had 1,000+ posts on Skins's island, instant credibility among the primitives.
Of course, it is sort of a contradiction, because the primitive dude isn't as smart as franksolich, nor as self-disciplined in keeping his yapper shut.
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If he did , do you honestly think he could keep his trap shut for real long with all the scorn and mockery he generates ?
And it's not even good scorn and mockery. No wonder his wife keeps his useless ass in the basement with the cat.
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And it's not even good scorn and mockery. No wonder his wife keeps his useless ass in the basement with the cat.
Well, okay, it appears I misunderstand what a "dynamic" ISP number is.
I'd thought it was totally irrelevant, the way I understood what it is, and so disregarded it, going on to look for other sorts of clues.
But apparently it's something other than what I thought it is, and hence relevant.
<<fortunately, has never alleged to be an expert.
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If he did , do you honestly think he could keep his trap shut for real long with all the scorn and mockery he generates ?
Dude is kinda high-strung, ain't he.
BTW, I won't call him "the dude" because it would be an insult to "the dude" (http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/the-dude-the-big-lebowski-the-dude-jeff-bridges-bunny-mr-demotivational-poster-1248913877.jpg).
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I'm beginning to think, Stinky the Clown, is Nads dildo.
Both smell funny.
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I'm beginning to think, Stinky the Clown, is Nads dildo.
Both smell funny.
If you've inhaled the vapours coming off either of them , you're gonna have to do a stint in quarantine after the NBC team checks you over.
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Yes they have been sending me Personal Messages.
Hey Vincent, as someone who did in fact send you a couple rude and obnoxious PM's, I'd like to apologize. I was certain that you were Stinky and I figured that maybe I could annoy you to the point that you would respond. Looks like I was wrong, and I want you to know that I am sorry and to wish you a belated welcome to the CC.
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I went over there and read that ridiculous thread. I understand being a little upset at losing an old shade tree but stinky and the DUmmies in that thread are talking like he is mourning a family member that has died.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElJFYwRtrH4[/youtube]
Ladies and gentlemen of CC, I present to you...obvious members of DU.
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElJFYwRtrH4[/youtube]
Ladies and gentlemen of CC, I present to you...obvious members of DU.
...the things you see when you don't have a bong-seeking missile on hand.
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Hey Vincent, as someone who did in fact send you a couple rude and obnoxious PM's, I'd like to apologize. I was certain that you were Stinky and I figured that maybe I could annoy you to the point that you would respond. Looks like I was wrong, and I want you to know that I am sorry and to wish you a belated welcome to the CC.
That's ok I wasn't really bothered by the PM's.
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Uh, sorry, but I for one do take great pleasure in the personal pain of the DUmbasses, and I doubt I'm alone in that. That's when they're at
their most entertaining best. Anything that causes pain to a DUmmy, whether it's physical, emotional, or financial, is all good, the more the better.
Trust me...you're not the only one. :cheersmate: