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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on August 23, 2011, 09:58:22 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9764897
My beef with DUmmie Taverner isn't so much in his list (although I will give you a hint, looking for a job is not in his top ten), but with him calling himself "unemployed". Being unemployed happens. Being chronically unemployed should have a different name altogether:
Taverner (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-23-11 12:46 PM
Original message
10 Things to do when you're unemployed and bored
10 - Call your former place of work and ask for "Harry Butts"
9 - Finally watch the endless, red-herring, middle episodes of "Lost" between the time you stopped watching and the final episode.
8 - Learn to play the Sitar - IT ONLY HAS ONE STRING!!!!
7 - Discover an ancient ruin on Google Earth
6 - Count the number of times a specific DUers says 'well.' Send them several PMs informing them of this.
5 - Go find that Prostate gland/G Spot
4 - Put your finger on it
3 - Discover how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll
2 - Dress your dog up in S&M wear. Take pictures. Post on DU.
1 - Beat your head hopelessly against wall. Take aspirin.
oneshooter (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-23-11 07:08 PM
Response to Original message
6. My list #1-#10 Find a JOB. Finding a good job is a full time job itself. n/t
Freeper! Mole!
Taverner (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-23-11 07:11 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. Yes, but unfortunately you can't do this 100% of the time
Hence, the rub...
Taverner telling us that he is still working on #5 on his list.
Taverner (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-23-11 09:20 PM
Response to Reply #8
9. That would be nice if I were someone who had a clue...
But unlike J.K. Rowling, I do not...
All kudos to her, who did...
But I am a lost soul...
Here's a clue: you won't find anyone else with a clue at the DUmp.
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But of course the list doesn't include trying to find a job...
Beat your head hopelessly against wall. Take aspirin Smoke Pot.
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5 - Go find that Prostate gland/G Spot
4 - Put your finger on it
What a twisted sick freak this guys is, wow.
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10 - Call your former place of work and ask for "Harry Butts"
That's very mature. I see management in your future.
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With a mind like that, no wonder they lost their job.
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Um, yeah. 4 & 5 kinda shocked me. What a weirdo! Truly a creepy guy.
Here's what Chan790 has to say:
I'm awesome...another interview tomorrow and this one pays more than the last. Not one interview thus far has been for a job paying less than twice the bank. That was truly the best thing that ever happened to me.
Sure. :whatever:
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Um, yeah. 4 & 5 kinda shocked me. What a weirdo! Truly a creepy guy.
I wonder if or what he used for "lube" for his prostate "self-exam". :lmao:
On second thought, no I don't. :puke:
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I wonder if or what he used for "lube" for his prostate "self-exam". :lmao:
On second thought, no I don't. :puke:
Probably didn't need to, I am sure enough things have been stuck in there it isn't that tight anymore.
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Probably didn't need to, I am sure enough things have been stuck in there it isn't that tight anymore.
:lol:
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1 - Beat your head hopelessly against wall. Take aspirin.
Not good advice, someone could get a hemorrhage from hitting their head, taking an aspirin is a no no because it thins the blood.
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oneshooter (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-23-11 07:08 PM
Response to Original message
6. My list #1-#10 Find a JOB. Finding a good job is a full time job itself. n/t
Advice that stupid Taverner surely won't take.
The few times I've been out of work, I treated the job search as a full-time job. No sleeping in until noon, watching crap TV. Get your butt out of bed and make phone calls and apply for jobs. Talk to recruiters on a daily or semi-daily basis. That's their job, to help you find work. That's how they make money.
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Advice that stupid Taverner surely won't take.
The few times I've been out of work, I treated the job search as a full-time job. No sleeping in until noon, watching crap TV. Get your butt out of bed and make phone calls and apply for jobs. Talk to recruiters on a daily or semi-daily basis. That's their job, to help you find work. That's how they make money.
The problem is that's how Taverner would treat a full-time job.
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Advice that stupid Taverner surely won't take.
The few times I've been out of work, I treated the job search as a full-time job. No sleeping in until noon, watching crap TV. Get your butt out of bed and make phone calls and apply for jobs. Talk to recruiters on a daily or semi-daily basis. That's their job, to help you find work. That's how they make money.
His job pool probably doesn't require a recruiter Ralph.
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Notice he didn't say "Stay online all day and irratate the living shit out of people online ".
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His job pool probably doesn't require a recruiter Ralph.
I know, BEG. I just assume the best in people, and in this case I forgot I was talking about a DUmmy. :thatsright:
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DUmmy Taverner's list of daily activities describes exactly why we refer to the DUmp as a monkeyhouse.
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Buy stock in Cheetos?
Make pot brownies?
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6477219/remix-e-trade-baby-loses-everything
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Not good advice, someone could get a hemorrhage from hitting their head, taking an aspirin is a no no because it thins the blood.
Bally, we want Taverner to do this. :thatsright:
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Um, yeah. 4 & 5 kinda shocked me. What a weirdo! Truly a creepy guy.
Here's what Chan790 has to say:
I'm awesome...another interview tomorrow and this one pays more than the last. Not one interview thus far has been for a job paying less than twice the bank. That was truly the best thing that ever happened to me.
Sure. :whatever:
Well when you were only working 20 hrs a week for min wage, any full time min wage job will pay twice as much. :-)
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Here are 2 things to do to no longer be unemployed,
1 Stop smoking dope so you can pass a drug test.
2 Bathe.
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Hum. I am not even out of my old job yet and i got offered a position at the local school. Heck, i haven't met the principal yet, and got offered the position.
Just closed on the house. No problem getting a loan, either.
Maybe i just don't get the nuances of the DUmpmonkies perilous life.
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Congrats on all that, dutch! :cheersmate:
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5 - Go find that Prostate gland/G Spot
4 - Put your finger on it
3 - Discover how many licks it takes...
It was all I could do not to look away at this point.