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Title: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Revolution on August 23, 2011, 02:48:14 PM
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-23-11 02:34 PM
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Several things about this quake, and why we west coasters should NOT make fun
 1.- The SUBSTRATE is ancient rock... so it rings like the proverbial bell... and it is felt quite further away from the epicenter than it would in places like San Diego... which is far much newer, aka younger rock.

2.- The west coast has this thing called Building Codes... we more or less build for this shit and for the most part can laugh it up when it is a six pointer... now a seven pointer Mexico City laughs we don't.

3.- This is quite the new thing for a lot of folks in the East coast.

Now to the East coasties... let me reach for that disaster manager hat.

Realize that there are a few things that can get affected even with a six pointer, even in San Diego... water mains come to mind. So for the next few days... consider getting bottled water. THis is a little into how you build these things, but your main water main, potable water, runs side by side to your waste water... and at times they get cracked and it mixes.

Also check your house for obvious cracks. If you find any.. chances are it is not structural, still have it checked by an engineer. Be ready for after shocks.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1798638

How far can you just shut the hell up, Know-it-All Nads?

:zap:

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-23-11 02:36 PM
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1. Good points, all of them...
 I suspect they react to an earthquake much the way we would if we were confronted by a hurricane or cyclone.

It's scary and unusual...

Vibes to all east coast folks!
 

I'm sure the hundreds of thousands of people on the East Coats don't want, or need your vibes. Let alone anything else from you. Gross....


PS: Wasn't Piggy banned, or did she leave of her own accord? When did she get back? Did she cry, and plead? Details people, details.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: AprilRazz on August 23, 2011, 02:50:25 PM
Didn't take her long did it? :rotf:

Don't worry nads I have plenty of canned and powdered milk and the sub Capitan is on speed dial.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2011, 02:51:47 PM
Why do people like Nutcase Nadin feel compelled to render their "expert" opinion on ****ing everything?  I don't know shit about earthquakes and won't pretend to, I've lived in the Central time zone for all my life, nowhere near a a coast.  Lots of other things I don't know either.  What kind of psychological term would one place on this bitch?
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 23, 2011, 02:52:49 PM
Not this shit again.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: MoshMasterD on August 23, 2011, 02:54:02 PM
And other threads, they blame republicans and the ever popular earthquake machine.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: wasp69 on August 23, 2011, 02:58:46 PM
What kind of psychological term would one place on this bitch?

I didn't know there was an official diagnosis for "asshole".   :???:
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 23, 2011, 03:02:11 PM
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3.- This is quite the new thing for a lot of folks in the East coast.

No it's not.

I hate people who have the mentality that earthquakes only happen in California.  Of course earthquakes in California are more common than any place else in the United States.  I remember earthquakes while living in Wisconsin.  They were rare and "light" in shaking but you could still feel them. 

Nadin, try to be less stupid.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: wasp69 on August 23, 2011, 03:02:52 PM
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-23-11 02:34 PM
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Now to the East coasties... let me reach for that disaster manager hat.

Realize that there are a few things that can get affected even with a six pointer, even in San Diego... water mains come to mind. So for the next few days... consider getting bottled water. THis is a little into how you build these things, but your main water main, potable water, runs side by side to your waste water... and at times they get cracked and it mixes.

It's okay, DUmmie, I've still got plenty of canned and powdered milk left over from the melt    down.

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Also check your house for obvious cracks. If you find any.. chances are it is not structural, still have it checked by an engineer. Be ready for after shocks.

(http://thankyoupictures.com/uploads/images/Funny-Thank-You-Pictures/thank-you-captain-obvious-md.jpg)
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: RWKindaGuy on August 23, 2011, 03:03:27 PM
Why do people like Nutcase Nadin feel compelled to render their "expert" opinion on ****ing everything?  I don't know shit about earthquakes and won't pretend to, I've lived in the Central time zone for all my life, nowhere near a a coast.  Lots of other things I don't know either.  What kind of psychological term would one place on this bitch?

Narcissistic Personality Disorder.  It fits her to a tee.

A person with narcissistic personality disorder may:

    React to criticism with rage, shame, or humiliation

    Take advantage of other people to achieve his or her own goals

    Have excessive feelings of self-importance

    Exaggerate achievements and talents

    Be preoccupied with fantasies of success, power, beauty, intelligence, or ideal love

    Have unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment

    Need constant attention and admiration

    Disregard the feelings of others, and have little ability to feel empathy

    Have obsessive self-interest

    Pursue mainly selfish goals
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: NHSparky on August 23, 2011, 03:05:50 PM
Ahem...newsflash, nads--you live in ****ing SAN DIEGO, not along the San Andreas or in Gay Bay.  As someone who has lived in SoCal (LA and SD), let me tell you right now, if Paul Moyer was still reading the news, he'd be on KNBC, shitting his pants just the same as when ya'll get three DROPS of rain in November and you go to the "STORM WATCH 2011!!!" and put Gordon Tokamatsu out somewhere because secretly ya'll hate his ass.  I know you mouth-breathers love Moyer because he did pseudo-documentaries on chemtrails, but it's also the same reason Kevin and Bean sent him a bucket of KFC in the hospital after he had heart surgery.

Do us a favor, and quit repeating what you heard from that chick at CalTech, aka, "Seismo-Dyke."

Oh, and when you've been through an 8+ quake, call me. (Guam 1992).
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: FlaGator on August 23, 2011, 03:06:08 PM
How far can you just shut the hell up, Know-it-All Nads?

:zap:

I'm sure the hundreds of thousands of people on the East Coats don't want, or need your vibes. Let alone anything else from you. Gross....


PS: Wasn't Piggy banned, or did she leave of her own accord? When did she get back? Did she cry, and plead? Details people, details.

I think that the earthquake created enough vibes for the people of the east coast.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 23, 2011, 03:06:20 PM
I want an earthquake to hit San Diego right now.  It needs to be big enough to knock out internet access within 200 miles. 
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 23, 2011, 03:10:25 PM
 :panic: :panic: :panic: OH NO!... MUST...CALL...NADIN.... :panic: :panic: :panic:

Been through many quakes...tornadoes...hurricanes...don't know how I managed it without Nadin.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: RWKindaGuy on August 23, 2011, 03:10:46 PM
I want an earthquake to hit San Diego right now.  It needs to be big enough to knock out internet access within 200 miles. 

H5 for the thought.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on August 23, 2011, 03:27:09 PM
We need to add seismologist to her expertise list.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Revolution on August 23, 2011, 03:31:49 PM
^ I'll high five someone for 5 hours if they come up with a "List of Nadin's Intellect." To be fecesious... :D

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Nadin, try to be less stupid.

That's a little unfair, is it not, Jess? That's somewhat like asking a dog not to lick it's balls.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Skul on August 23, 2011, 04:03:55 PM
We need to add seismologist to her expertise list.
She's already a seismic event.
Every time she comments, she shakes their world.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 23, 2011, 04:09:11 PM
Know-it-all nadin just racked up another 5000 words on her Frequent Googler card.
She reached Platinum level about three apocalypses ago.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Erasmus on August 23, 2011, 04:14:18 PM
Know-it-all nadin just racked up another 5000 words on her Frequent Googler card.
She reached Platinum level about three apocalypses ago.

She drives 23% of Google's revenue.  When stories happen, they just send her search results in her e-mail now.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Skul on August 23, 2011, 04:25:47 PM
She drives 23% of Google's revenue.  When stories happen, they just send her search results in her e-mail now.
When stories happen, they ask for her input. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 23, 2011, 04:37:28 PM
I didn't know there was an official diagnosis for "asshole".   :???:

Actually, in my experience with the military personnel system, that seems to be covered by a diagnosis of "Personality Disorder."
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Tess Anderson on August 23, 2011, 04:38:00 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1798983

I think David is talking about her:

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Skinner ADMIN  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-23-11 02:55 PM
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To all you trash-talking West-Coasters with your earthquake savvy:
 Take your next earthquake in an all-brick office building without your fancy West-Coast earthquake-proof building codes, and then you can talk.

Sincerely,

DU East Coast


 
Refresh | +134 Recommendations


134+ recs  :lol:
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Chris_ on August 23, 2011, 04:40:35 PM
Regional bigotry and calling out other DUmmies is against DU's rules.

Tsk tsk.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2011, 04:41:42 PM
Regional bigotry and calling out other DUmmies is against DU's rules.

Tsk tsk.

I was thinking the same thing.  Skinner violated his own arbitrary rules.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Tess Anderson on August 23, 2011, 04:46:05 PM
I don't think Peg was ever banned, but this earthquake today is sure bringing out the star DUmmies:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1800495

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-23-11 05:29 PM
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More seriously, East Coast DUers, check your local news
 for the town fathers checking out bridges and tunnels. I hope you don't have aftershocks because they can be as upsetting as the initial quake. But taking a minute to check out damage along your commute route might not be a bad idea.
 
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no time to make threads but the "town fathers"??? Yes, stupid indeed.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Freeper on August 23, 2011, 04:46:47 PM
I couldn't wait to get home so that I could hear her wisdom, I can relax now, that she has spoken.

 :-)
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 23, 2011, 04:47:19 PM
I couldn't wait to get home so that I could hear her wisdom, I can relax now, that she has spoken.

 :-)

:rotf:

I am glad this earthquake happened on my day off. 
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 23, 2011, 05:15:00 PM
I want an earthquake to hit San Diego right now.  It needs to be big enough to knock out internet access within 200 miles. 


Hey, now.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Big Don on August 23, 2011, 05:21:06 PM
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Vibes to all east coast folks!
Peggy, what a bitch
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: ScubaGuy on August 23, 2011, 05:21:33 PM
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-23-11 02:34 PM
Original message
Several things about this quake, and why we west coasters should NOT make fun
 1.- The SUBSTRATE is ancient rock... so it rings like the proverbial bell... and it is felt quite further away from the epicenter than it would in places like San Diego... which is far much newer, aka younger rock.

2.- The west coast has this thing called Building Codes... we more or less build for this shit and for the most part can laugh it up when it is a six pointer... now a seven pointer Mexico City laughs we don't.


3.- This is quite the new thing for a lot of folks in the East coast.

Now to the East coasties... let me reach for that disaster manager hat.

Realize that there are a few things that can get affected even with a six pointer, even in San Diego... water mains come to mind. So for the next few days... consider getting bottled water. THis is a little into how you build these things, but your main water main, potable water, runs side by side to your waste water... and at times they get cracked and it mixes.

Also check your house for obvious cracks. If you find any.. chances are it is not structural, still have it checked by an engineer. Be ready for after shocks.

http://www.democraticunde...l&address=439x1798638

Well at least she didn't use Google for all of it.

I turned on CNN right after it happened and the bold part is almost word for word what they said.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 23, 2011, 05:32:26 PM
Peggy, what a bitch


What she meant was

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Vibrators to all east coast folks!
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: FlippyDoo on August 23, 2011, 05:34:15 PM
Well at least she didn't use Google for all of it.

I turned on CNN right after it happened and the bold part is almost word for word what they said.

Did you hear that nadin? According to ScubaGuy even CNN is taking heed of your brilliance.
First you saved us all from dying a radioactive death. Now you're saving the entire east coast from an earthquake. Two thumbs up.

I just thought about it, but you may be the one that saved the east coast from Hurricane Irene. The last I checked it was heading to Florida. Now it appears to be turning out to sea. Irene must have heard that you had put on your disaster manager hat.

You've sure got a lot of hats. How do you keep up with them all?
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: miskie on August 23, 2011, 05:42:55 PM
Nadin can't possibly be a seismologist - she would never be able to spell that word correctly with any consistency.

Now a sizemologist.. that would be more her style. or better yet a sizemologyst, as it is properly spelled in English Feminine. 
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 23, 2011, 05:46:06 PM
Nadin can't possibly be a seismologist - she would never be able to spell that word correctly with any consistency.

Now a sizemologist.. that would be more her style. or better yet a sizemologyst, as it is properly spelled in English Feminine. 


     The definition of which has more to do with Playgirl magazine than anything else. Yeah, I bet she's a size queen.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: miskie on August 23, 2011, 05:52:05 PM

     The definition of which has more to do with Playgirl magazine than anything else. Yeah, I bet she's a size queen.

Bazinga !

...waits patiently for Nads to Google 'Size Queen'....
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 23, 2011, 06:03:32 PM

Hey, now.

Are you in that area?

Internet access for you and no damage to your home.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Skul on August 23, 2011, 06:36:41 PM
Screw the cows!! Save the milk!! :panic: :panic:


Wait, just a sec. Lemme think about that.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 23, 2011, 06:47:50 PM
Are you in that area?

Internet access for you and no damage to your home.


Hells yeah I am.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: seahorse513 on August 23, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
She reminds me of an overexuberant school teacher.

Nadine(in a high pitched voice): Now kiddies , today we are going to learn about earthquakes. Can you say earthquakes?
Little voices: earthquakes
Nadine: goooooood!! Now eastcoasters.........blah, blah, blah


Nadine........:foff:
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Vagabond on August 23, 2011, 07:59:49 PM
I'm laughing my ass off because I predicted Nadine was already spouting this exact line.  My co-workers are rather amused by the ant farm that is DU.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 23, 2011, 08:40:08 PM
It's truly unfortunate that we have to continually highlight an arrogant ass like know-it-all nadin, but what choice do we have?

The rest of the DUmbasses are deadly boring...Vinnie, kpete, Sarah Imaboobi, Anne Pritchett...all as entertaining as an evening with Josef Stalin.

Please, please, Pammie, Mrs. Packer, gayboy forkboy, TwixVoy, phony soldier DUmotex (the .22 cal. tank killer), TiTtyboy, UGP, bobo the hobo, please, you guys, come home, all is forgiven.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: franksolich on August 23, 2011, 09:37:54 PM
It's truly unfortunate that we have to continually highlight an arrogant ass like know-it-all nadin, but what choice do we have?

The rest of the DUmbasses are deadly boring...Vinnie, kpete, Sarah Imaboobi, Anne Pritchett...all as entertaining as an evening with Josef Stalin.

Please, please, Pammie, Mrs. Packer, gayboy forkboy, TwixVoy, phony soldier DUmotex (the .22 cal. tank killer), TiTtyboy, UGP, bobo the hobo, please, you guys, come home, all is forgiven.

I know, I know, but this nadinostradamus thread seemed to attract both a lot of views and comments, which is why I zipped it to the top; it's been very popular.

However, I'm starting to think about (please notice "think about" does not mean the same thing as "actually do") breaking my prohibition against "stickying" my own threads (other than important announcements and polls) so as to boost, to promote, my fellow Nebraskan for top DUmmie of 2011.

Omaha Steve hasn't been receptive to my proposal to be his campaign manager, and as you know, sir, I take rejection rather badly.  I refuse to accept rejection.

And so I've named myself my fellow Nebraskan's emeritus or honorary campaign manager.

I'm going to do my professional best to promote him, publicize him, boost him, for all the world to see, in any way I can, including in the DUmpster.

Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 24, 2011, 12:29:40 AM
I know, I know, but this nadinostradamus thread seemed to attract both a lot of views and comments, which is why I zipped it to the top; it's been very popular.

However, I'm starting to think about (please notice "think about" does not mean the same thing as "actually do") breaking my prohibition against "stickying" my own threads (other than important announcements and polls) so as to boost, to promote, my fellow Nebraskan for top DUmmie of 2011.

Omaha Steve hasn't been receptive to my proposal to be his campaign manager, and as you know, sir, I take rejection rather badly.  I refuse to accept rejection.

And so I've named myself my fellow Nebraskan's emeritus or honorary campaign manager.

I'm going to do my professional best to promote him, publicize him, boost him, for all the world to see, in any way I can, including in the DUmpster.

Well, that's great! Now we'll see if know-it-all nadin can rise to the occasion. Actually, I have no doubt she can.
At the DUmp she's a force of nature, like a swarm of locusts, or a dysentery epidemic.

DUmbass Omaha Steve, on the other hand, is a fat, wimpy, boring parasite. He's never made a memorable post. He's not as useless as Vinnie, but it's close.
So his hopes for a DOTY depend almost entirely on a strong fourth quarter campaign, a campaign much stronger than he could ever mount without help.
 
His disability storyline has some potential, but he'd do much better if he could bring in his bizarre hobby of travelling all over the country, buying autographs from hopelessly obscure actors who last worked in 1960s and 70s TV series.

His naive, almost infantile, political ambitions could become a very strong storyline, but will require a lot of help due to his severely limited writing ability.

He's a boring, boring, DUmb man, but a well-orchestrated campaign can work wonders, as Anne Pritchett can attest.

The remainder of 2011 could be interesting, if at least a couple more really wild moonbats get it in gear. So far, it's been pretty grim.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: MoshMasterD on August 24, 2011, 12:54:53 AM
I want an earthquake to hit San Diego right now.  It needs to be big enough to knock out internet access within 200 miles. 

According to the DUmmies, there's the Illuminatti Earthquake Machine.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: whiffleball on August 24, 2011, 04:19:59 AM
I'm really happy the nadin let me know that the earth's substrate is ancient.  Here I thought the entire earth was pretty old, especially the inner bits.  She's a sooper-dooper genius of all things!
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Airwolf on August 24, 2011, 08:36:57 AM
^ I'll high five someone for 5 hours if they come up with a "List of Nadin's Intellect." To be fecesious... :D

That's a little unfair, is it not, Jess? That's somewhat like asking a dog not to lick it's balls.

At least the dog would be more intellegent.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Airwolf on August 24, 2011, 08:43:24 AM
Has anyone else noticed that Gonads failed to mention that there were two earthquakes yesterday? She must hate the people in Colorado and New Mexico.
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 24, 2011, 10:42:58 AM
I'm really happy the nadin let me know that the earth's substrate is ancient.  Here I thought the entire earth was pretty old, especially the inner bits.  She's a sooper-dooper genius of all things!
Is "geologist" a new hat?
Title: Re: NadaBrain Knows Quakes, dammit!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 24, 2011, 02:19:44 PM
Has anyone else noticed that Gonads failed to mention that there were two earthquakes yesterday? She must hate the people in Colorado and New Mexico.

People up in Denver felt it too.  It does make one wonder what Nads has against Rocky Mountain area residents.