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Title: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: BattleHymn on August 20, 2011, 09:22:54 PM
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A brand new campfire, with no other primitives having arrived at it so far.  [edit] I spoke too soon.  This one is growing fast, and may be worth a row over.  

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kentuck   (1000+ posts)             Sat Aug-20-11 10:24 PM
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What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama?
   

 
That he seems incapable of making for himself?

"He's not a Republican" is not a strong enough argument to win the next election.

Perhaps you might say that he saved us from another Great Depression? At least, so far, if the Republicans don't screw it up even more?

Perhaps you might argue that his stimulus program, although too small, kept unemployment from going to 12% or 13%?

Perhaps you might say that he put country over Party and saved this country from unknown hardships?

Perhaps you might argue that history will judge him as one of our greatest Presidents?

Let's try to focus on the positive. Give us the big picture.

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provis99   (1000+ posts)           Sat Aug-20-11 10:25 PM
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1. He gives nice speeches.
   
Sorry, I tried.

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H2O Man   (1000+ posts)             Sat Aug-20-11 10:25 PM
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2. He is capable.
   
I believe that Barack Obama is capable of doing that which he puts his mind to.

DUmmie H20 Man could get a job with Wishadoo! with stuch a stupid comment.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: BattleHymn on August 20, 2011, 09:27:08 PM
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ProDem4 (33 posts)           Sat Aug-20-11 10:28 PM
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5. He's are first Black President
   
thats as about good as it gets, well he's a nice fellow.

An historic something-or-another!

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Ozymanithrax   (1000+ posts)             Sat Aug-20-11 10:27 PM
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3. He has a powerful drive to work well with others...

DUmmie Ozymanithrax checks in from Bizarro World
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: FreeBorn on August 20, 2011, 09:28:35 PM
[youtube=425,350]http:///www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBeUGqeYsQg[/youtube]
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 20, 2011, 09:46:14 PM
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ProDem4 (33 posts)           Sat Aug-20-11 10:28 PM
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5. He's are[sic] first Black President
Really stupid DUmmies are among "are" favorites!
And this DUmbass gives us random capitalization as a bonus.

We get the first black president and also the first wookie.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: md11hydmec on August 20, 2011, 09:52:36 PM
He's never met a vacation he's afraid of.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: FlippyDoo on August 20, 2011, 09:56:25 PM
Let's see…an argument for the unicorn keeper? Hmm.

He's American through and through? Nah. We can't really say that. He may be American. He may not be. Who knows for sure.

He was an academic superstar? Nope. We can't say that with any real assurance as he's blocked all of his transcripts.

He only takes a job he has the experience to handle? No. He ran for president without any executive experience in government or the private sector so that one is out.

He's a black man? Well, his skin is dark, but his mother was white. This would make him a half-white man.

He's a great supporter of our allies? I think we have to rule this one out. I'm sure Israel would agree with me on this one.

He's a Christian? I'm not really sure that we can go with this one. He does claim to be a Christian, but he also claimed to be the one we've been waiting for. I'm pretty sure that I wasn't waiting for him. He also seems to show more solidarity with non-Christians than with Christians.

He's a financial genius? This one might be close to accurate as he is living large. The problem is that he's living large on the work of others. He's not really doing anything to improve the country's financial situation.

He's a great speaker? Yeah, I suppose an argument could be made for this UNTIL the teleprompter breaks down and then he makes Elmer Fudd sound eloquent.

Man, this is tough. The list of things is running out. Wait a minute! I've got it! An argument for the unicorn keeper! I've actually got TWO!!!!

1. He bows to our enemies real well.
2. He can convince ignorant idiots to vote for him.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: Freeper on August 20, 2011, 10:31:26 PM
He's a clean articulate man, who only speaks the negro dialect when he wants too.

Before you call me racist, remember that those words is a combination of statements by our Vice President and Senate Majority leader.

 
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: JakeStyle on August 20, 2011, 10:35:47 PM
He's so photogenic!
(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Obama-ice-cream.jpg)
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: ChuckJ on August 20, 2011, 10:45:40 PM
Really stupid DUmmies are among "are" favorites!
And this DUmbass gives us random capitalization as a bonus.

We get the first black president and also the first wookie.

0 has had several names. Maybe one of those names is Black President.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 20, 2011, 11:21:47 PM
0 has had several names. Maybe one of those names is Black President.

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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)         Sat Aug-20-11 11:23 PM
please no tilling at windmills!

Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 21, 2011, 01:13:52 AM
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ProDem4 (33 posts)           Sat Aug-20-11 10:28 PM
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5. He's are first Black President
   
thats as about good as it gets, well he's a nice fellow.

:rotf:

"That's as about good as it gets..."

What?
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: LC EFA on August 21, 2011, 03:17:51 AM
Let's see…an argument for the unicorn keeper? Hmm.

...

1. He bows to our enemies real well.
2. He can convince ignorant idiots to vote for him.

Reason #2 is caused by reason #1and is reason enough for stupid leftists to vote for him.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: franksolich on August 21, 2011, 08:04:44 AM
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)         Sat Aug-20-11 11:23 PM

please no tilling at windmills!

No.

Has anyone ever actually read one of nadinostradamus's books, to see if she writes that way in them too, or if she has an alert editor correcting her?
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: zeitgeist on August 21, 2011, 08:55:50 AM
He's so photogenic!
(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Obama-ice-cream.jpg)

His new ads should feature him eating an Oreo.  A black shell with a white middle that is so Lickable.

( is that racist?  no really, is that racist?  I think I stole it from "The Jeffersons" )

Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 21, 2011, 10:03:48 AM
No.

Has anyone ever actually read one of nadinostradamus's books, to see if she writes that way in them too, or if she has an alert editor correcting her?
Well, it's a sure bet that her little dungeons 'n' dragons pamphlet was a vanity work, so no real editor ever laid eyes on it.

She may have had someone down at the bodega read through it and mark it up, but it's unlikely she has acquaintances whose command of English is any better than hers. 
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 21, 2011, 10:17:26 AM
Well, lets see....he's black....and.....and....and....and he's black.

And he's black. That's all liberal DUmmies needed to know.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: diesel driver on August 21, 2011, 10:32:45 AM
Well, it's a sure bet that her little dungeons 'n' dragons pamphlet was a vanity work, so no real editor ever laid eyes on it.

She may have had someone down at the bodega read through it and mark it up, but it's unlikely she has acquaintances whose command of English is any better than hers. 

So, it's a kid's book.    :rimshot:


I'm sorry.  I couldn't help myself.   :-)
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: franksolich on August 21, 2011, 11:33:42 AM
Well, lets see....he's black....and.....and....and....and he's black.

And he's black. That's all liberal DUmmies needed to know.

Uh huh.  He's black, and so we have to cut the Magic One some slack.

The rest of us are getting tired of the primitives' racist meme; it won't work next year.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: jukin on August 21, 2011, 11:38:17 AM
Well, lets see....he's black....and.....and....and....and he's black.

And he's black. That's all liberal DUmmies needed to know.

Hey, don't forget he is black.

If only reality were affirmative action orientated we would have a great president now. When you think about it, reality is racist.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: zeitgeist on August 21, 2011, 12:00:27 PM
Uh huh.  He's black, and so we have to cut the Magic One some slack.

The rest of us are getting tired of the primitives' racist meme; it won't work next year.

Exactly Frank, there can only be one 'first'. He was the 'first' (not counting Bubba) Black pResident.  It will be fine with me if he comes in 'second' in the 2012 election.  Bloom is off the rose and all that sort of thing. ::)

Now this may not set well with the dummies but a vast number of independents will look at it as "We gave him his turn, now lets get someone who can actually get things back on track."  Heck I don't even think Vesta will be silly enough to vote for Obama again just "to shake things up." ( but then I am ever the optimist )

Most of the lucid dummies recognize that they are not, in fact, a force to be reckoned with in the next election.  They do not command an overwhelming number of voters even when all of the various factions of the party are cobbled together. The only way they could win is with a plurality like Clinton did in his first election or out right fraud like Kennedy did in 1960 and Gore attempted 2000. 

Lots and lots of 'independent' voters are getting sick of the 'race card' too.  ObieWun needs to come up with something better than the classic six year old's line "An elephant sat on it." when it comes to the broken economy.  He needs to man up, call a tow truck, and, admit it was he and a bunch of  joyriding democratixs who actually put the car in the ditch, not George W. Bush.  The democratix are, and, always have been, all about scapegoating so I am not expecting this to happen.

Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: FreeBorn on August 21, 2011, 12:43:06 PM
The best argument that I can make about Soetoro is that like a bad crab cake he will cause great ills for a relatively short period of time but he too shall pass.
Funny how the lever in a voting booth much resembles the lever on a toilet tank and the results they both bring are the same.

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: delilahmused on August 21, 2011, 07:43:47 PM
Technically speaking, he's not our (or "are" if you prefer) first black president. He's our first half-black president. He can't even do that right...he's just a half-rican American.

Cindie
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: BattleHymn on August 21, 2011, 08:32:41 PM
Technically speaking, he's not our (or "are" if you prefer) first black president. He's our first half-black president. He can't even do that right...he's just a half-rican American.

Cindie

Yes, I remember growing up under the two terms of our first black president.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: BattleHymn on August 21, 2011, 11:01:21 PM
This DUmp thread has been DUFU'ed:


At FR

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2767088/posts

Or DUFU blog

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2011/08/what-is-best-argument-you-can-make-for.html
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: FreeBorn on August 21, 2011, 11:12:38 PM
Reply #74, "He eats his peas".  :lmao:

Well, we know that's not true!!!  :rotf:
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: stickyboot on August 22, 2011, 12:50:31 AM
He's no less incompetent than some of our white Democratic presidents have been?
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: vesta111 on August 22, 2011, 07:56:57 AM
The best argument that I can make about Soetoro is that like a bad crab cake he will cause great ills for a relatively short period of time but he too shall pass.
Funny how the lever in a voting booth much resembles the lever on a toilet tank and the results they both bring are the same.

 :fuelfire:

Soetoro , strange I do not know of anyone voting him into any kind of power, must excuse me there were times when I was out of touch, hospital or just hiding under the bed.

So how many other men and woman have I missed that the public did not elect yet make the rules for us ???

Under the bed is a good time for me, it is when I crawl out to find Barney Frank elected to anything but door man at Gay bar that makes me start placing more provisions under the bed until the next time, This is becoming most frequent that our Electred Offal's run off with someones wife, head out to live with a same sex partner, Hell, is there anyone in DC that is not bisexual ??


Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: DLR Pyro on August 22, 2011, 09:22:16 AM
He's so photogenic!
(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Obama-ice-cream.jpg)


and he looks bad-ass on a bike too

(http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/Obama_chunbike.jpg)
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: ROCKURWORLD on August 22, 2011, 10:34:10 AM
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ProDem4 (33 posts)           Sat Aug-20-11 10:28 PM
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5. He's are first Black President
   
thats as about good as it gets, well he's a nice fellow.

:rotf:

"That's as about good as it gets..."

What?

Gotta be a Mole

Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 22, 2011, 11:11:18 AM
He's no worse than Jimmeh.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 22, 2011, 11:26:26 AM
He's no worse than Jimmeh.

..."So far."
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: DLR Pyro on August 22, 2011, 12:22:49 PM
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provis99   (1000+ posts)           Sat Aug-20-11 10:25 PM
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1. His teleprompter He gives nice speeches.

fixed it
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: Karin on August 22, 2011, 12:43:25 PM
He should have taken one look at that girl's bike, and the dorky helmet the secret service wanted him to wear, and said "No Way." 
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 22, 2011, 12:57:44 PM
He should have taken one look at that girl's bike, and the dorky helmet the secret service wanted him to wear, and said "No Way." 
I'm surprised he wasn't in spandex.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: delilahmused on August 22, 2011, 04:20:33 PM
He's black enough to get street cred in the hood and white enough to appeal to lily white union members.

Cindie
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 22, 2011, 04:25:53 PM
He has kept us from mindlessly wallowing in prosperity.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 22, 2011, 06:56:20 PM
Far more people have far more free time than during the Great Bush Prosperity.
Back then, they were working their asses off.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: Skul on August 22, 2011, 06:59:47 PM
There are none.
Even his short-game sux.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: true_blood on August 22, 2011, 08:09:42 PM
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kentuck   (1000+ posts)             Sat Aug-20-11 10:24 PM
Original message
What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama?
That he seems incapable of making for himself?

"He's not a Republican" is not a strong enough argument to win the next election.     

Perhaps you might say that he saved us from another Great Depression? At least, so far, if the Republicans don't screw it up even more?    (Yeah, he saved us from another Great Depression and kept us in a LOOONNGGG bleak economic recession.)

Perhaps you might argue that his stimulus program, although too small, kept unemployment from going to 12% or 13%?      (That stimulus was "too small"?!?! Uhhh,....primitive. It was almost a trillion dollars. Where did that money go?)

Perhaps you might say that he put country over Party and saved this country from unknown hardships?       (Wrong answer. He's not for this Country. It's pretty evident.)

Perhaps you might argue that history will judge him as one of our greatest Presidents?     (What?!?!,........ :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: I don't even consider him a president.)

Let's try to focus on the positive. Give us the big picture.
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: Chris_ on August 22, 2011, 08:11:34 PM
Kentuck wants to focus on the positive. :rofl:
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: true_blood on August 22, 2011, 08:20:09 PM
Kentuck wants to focus on the positive. :rofl:
It'll be positive when we get a true conservative in the White House and that person then turns this Country in the right direction. We're going backwards instead of forwards.
But, it was a nice try on the part of Kentuck. Thanks for playing Kentuck. :lmao:
Title: Re: What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? (kentuck)
Post by: Chris_ on August 22, 2011, 08:24:25 PM
But, it was a nice try on the part of Kentuck. Thanks for playing Kentuck. :lmao:
That's like Obama waking up in the morning and telling himself he's going to do a good job that day.  Doggoneit, he's the President and people like him.