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Title: Basil Attack
Post by: Big Don on August 19, 2011, 12:08:43 AM

AWESOME headline (http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/08/woman-accused-of-basil-attack-during-meat-flap-jailed-in-psl-incident.html)

Title: Re: Basil Attack
Post by: catsmtrods on August 19, 2011, 03:06:10 AM

What a crazy job it must be to be a cop in Port St. Lucie!

Title: Re: Basil Attack
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 19, 2011, 04:42:23 AM

At least no ballplayers of the St. Lucie Mets were involved . . .

Title: Re: Basil Attack
Post by: NHSparky on August 19, 2011, 06:34:28 AM

And FPL wonders why none of us want to go work there.

Title: Re: Basil Attack
Post by: Chris_ on August 19, 2011, 08:33:46 AM

After seeing the perp's picture, I'm not really interested in her meat flaps.

Title: Re: Basil Attack
Post by: JLO on August 20, 2011, 02:30:41 AM

What a waste of a perfectly good basil plant that smells so lovely and delivers great flavor to tomato dishes. 

(http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/assets_c/2011/08/PSLPD_basil-thumb-500x548-10117.jpg)

Title: Re: Basil Attack
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 20, 2011, 08:09:36 AM

That reminds me--I need to harvest my basil today, before the damned watermelon plants get to them . . . yet, I was just at the garden, and the damned watermelons are making an end run around the basil and going for the tomato plants!

Title: Re: Basil Attack
Post by: CG6468 on August 20, 2011, 09:56:12 AM

Looks like her basil metabolism is off.

Title: Re: Basil Attack
Post by: vesta111 on August 20, 2011, 12:33:41 PM

Quote from: CG6468 on August 20, 2011, 09:56:12 AM

Looks like her basil metabolism is off.

So who called the cops on this frustrated cook??? 

This woman is no different from Chiefs that chase each other about with carving knives in a dispute on Herbs in a dish.