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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: GCBill on August 15, 2011, 11:47:44 AM

Title: Boy Stabs Girl At Philly Mayor ANTI-VIOLENCE Event
Post by: GCBill on August 15, 2011, 11:47:44 AM: Teen Arrested For Stabbing At Erie Lanes Bowling Alley

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2011/08/14/teen-arrested-for-stabbing-incident-following-event-at-erie-lanes-bowling-alley-in-philadelphia/

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) - Philadelphia police have arrested a male after he allegedly stabbed a teenage girl following a sponsored event at Erie Lanes Bowling Alley Saturday evening.

Corey Maxey, 18, was arrested without incident at his home in the 1300 block of N. 10th Street Sunday morning after police say he stabbed a 16-year-old girl in the hand the night before.

The â€œTeen Nightâ€ event at the bowling alley, where Mayor Michael Nutter bowled with teenagers in an effort to stop the violence, had just ended when several hundred teenagers were released in groups before heading home

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And the winnah of today's "Ironic A**hole Of The Day" award:

Npg Coreywit Dabaldy (Corey Maxey Jr.)

https://www.facebook.com/no.p.coreygunz?sk=wall

Excerpts of the wit and wisdom of Mr. Dabaldy:

(https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/203439_100000587064739_4472746_n.jpg)

Npg Coreywit Dabaldy
Servin dimes of that snow...(in my jeezy bag) E(-_-)3 FRIED!
Saturday at 1:22pm via Facebook Mobile

Npg Coreywit Dabaldy
Yo why everygirl u love or want a whore?
August 11 at 7:52pm via Facebook Mobile

(http://edaht.com/images/CoreyNitwit_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Boy Stabs Girl At Philly Mayor ANTI-VIOLENCE Event
Post by: Splashdown on August 15, 2011, 01:09:19 PM: So glad that Philly did all that work to wi-fi the entire city. So much easier, now to plan these flash mobz...
Title: Re: Boy Stabs Girl At Philly Mayor ANTI-VIOLENCE Event
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 15, 2011, 01:14:19 PM: Can we translate his Facebook into English, please?
Title: Re: Boy Stabs Girl At Philly Mayor ANTI-VIOLENCE Event
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 15, 2011, 01:51:23 PM: It's always bloody in Philadelphia...

:whatever:
Title: Re: Boy Stabs Girl At Philly Mayor ANTI-VIOLENCE Event
Post by: compaqxp on August 15, 2011, 01:52:49 PM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 15, 2011, 01:14:19 PM
Can we translate his Facebook into English, please?

Don't think that's possible...
Title: Re: Boy Stabs Girl At Philly Mayor ANTI-VIOLENCE Event
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 15, 2011, 02:08:49 PM: Excerpts of the wit and wisdom of Mr. Dabaldy:

Roughly translated:

Npg Coreywit Dabaldy
Selling illegal drugs retail. Man, am I high!
Saturday at 1:22pm via Facebook Mobile

Npg Coreywit Dabaldy
Why, oh why, does every woman you meet, and find attractive, turn out to want cash on the barrelhead instead of loving a desirable catch like me for my own sterling qualities?
August 11 at 7:52pm via Facebook Mobile

The rest is an image, but goes like this:

You have 50 stout fellows but there are 5 of us with high capacity firearms, why do you run when we show up, then? I fart in your general direction, you are beneath my contempt, and indeed you are a poor excuse for a drug gang. Fie on you.

- (Kell Daddi) So... what happened?

- (Dabaldy) Errm, worry not, young stalwart, this is the business of grown-ups!
Title: Re: Boy Stabs Girl At Philly Mayor ANTI-VIOLENCE Event
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 15, 2011, 02:11:26 PM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 15, 2011, 01:14:19 PM
Can we translate his Facebook into English, please?

You would need Barbara Billingsley for that. I don't speak jive.

(http://www.avitable.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ispeakjive.jpg)
Title: Re: Boy Stabs Girl At Philly Mayor ANTI-VIOLENCE Event
Post by: CG6468 on August 15, 2011, 02:14:35 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 15, 2011, 02:11:26 PM
You would need Barbara Billingsley for that. I don't speak jive.

(http://www.avitable.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ispeakjive.jpg)

:rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: Boy Stabs Girl At Philly Mayor ANTI-VIOLENCE Event
Post by: Erasmus on August 15, 2011, 02:19:30 PM: Quote from: GCBill on August 15, 2011, 11:47:44 AM
Excerpts of the wit and wisdom of Mr. Dabaldy:

(https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/203439_100000587064739_4472746_n.jpg)

Npg Coreywit Dabaldy
Servin dimes of that snow...(in my jeezy bag) E(-_-)3 FRIED!
Saturday at 1:22pm via Facebook Mobile

Npg Coreywit Dabaldy
Yo why everygirl u love or want a whore?
August 11 at 7:52pm via Facebook Mobile

(http://edaht.com/images/CoreyNitwit_01.jpg)

The true voice of the average Democrat base.
Title: Re: Boy Stabs Girl At Philly Mayor ANTI-VIOLENCE Event
Post by: CG6468 on August 15, 2011, 02:23:32 PM: Everyday conversation in Chicago, not just limited to the south side, either.
Title: Re: Boy Stabs Girl At Philly Mayor ANTI-VIOLENCE Event
Post by: longview on August 15, 2011, 09:07:39 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 15, 2011, 02:08:49 PM
Excerpts of the wit and wisdom of Mr. Dabaldy:

Roughly translated:

Npg Coreywit Dabaldy
Selling illegal drugs retail. Man, am I high!
Saturday at 1:22pm via Facebook Mobile

Npg Coreywit Dabaldy
Why, oh why, does every woman you meet, and find attractive, turn out to want cash on the barrelhead instead of loving a desirable catch like me for my own sterling qualities?
August 11 at 7:52pm via Facebook Mobile

The rest is an image, but goes like this:

You have 50 stout fellows but there are 5 of us with high capacity firearms, why do you run when we show up, then? I fart in your general direction, you are beneath my contempt, and indeed you are a poor excuse for a drug gang. Fie on you.

- (Kell Daddi) So... what happened?

- (Dabaldy) Errm, worry not, young stalwart, this is the business of grown-ups!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Excellent, sir. ^5