Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-13-11 05:23 PM
Original message
WE said YES!
Marta and I were both asked just now to run for public office in the next election cycle. I can't tell you the offices until after we file at the end of the month. But we are both taking aim at conservative REPUBLICANS!
Warmest regards,
Steve & Marta
I'm not really sure how to take this. I threw my hat into the ring as a candidate for the Jackass Party a few days back. Since then I've started a workout routine where everyday I practice creating Bouncy Tales and practice out and out lying. I've put a lot of work into my candidacy. I'm wondering if maybe Steve knows this and sees that the toast is turning. Maybe he's thinking he'll be able to ride my coattails to fame and fortune, but I'll tell him now that I will NOT endorse him.Well, shit, ya got my vote. :lmao:
The imminent wallduding will make him more likely to win the DOTY polling than public office.
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1733853)
I'll be watching for this, with the advantage of being near "on the ground."
I have no idea the offices, but if they're taking on "conservative Republicans" in Omaha, if it's offices where elections are by district, it'll be one of those McGovern landslides. If it's offices where elections are citywide, no way in Hell does my fellow Nebraskan have the name recognition and the resources to win.
I think my fellow Nebraskan should take up stamp-collecting or bird-watching instead.
And as a private inside joke, I suspect GOBUCKS will join me in watching for the Muskie moment.
Unless Stevie Wonder is planning to have an extreme makeover ,he's not likely to win. If anyones seen that icture of him and Cindu Loo Who the Ditch Witch then you know what I mean. That picture alone would sink any chance of him getting into office. I too will be watching this one.
If you see our fellow Nebraska pull that Muskie moment, crying on camera, before GOBUCKS and I do, sir, please be sure to post it.I haven't a chance of spotting that, unless someone posts it on YouTube.
>snort<Time to get busy and compile a buch of OmahaSteve Postings from the DUmp. As soon as the contest is reconned, get the imflammatory screeds to his Repub opponent. Or the Omaha Herald. They can start by running a couple of ol' Stevie posts in the funny pages.
Sic 'em steve.
Too good to be true..
Jake, you better not be spinnin' a bouncy!
Wait, the DUmbass did.
Hit Jakes link.
This ought to be fun.
I haven't a chance of spotting that, unless someone posts it on YouTube.
I'm interested to know, though, what high office he will be assuming after the election. U.S. Senate, maybe? Governor of Nebraska?
Douglas County Sheriff? Councilman for some slum ward in Omaha? Temporary Assistant Deputy Democrat Precinct Captain?
And how did the guy who asked him to run keep a straight face?
So the next adventure will be getting petitions signed for a place on the primary ballot. Most likely this is the point where his political career will die.
I doubt if his DUmp affiliation or his emotional photo op with the ditch witch will come into play.
Considering what a useless DUmb shit Steve is, if he ever made it onto the ballot it would be in the role most often played by democrat candidates in Nebraska, electoral cannon fodder.
There's no possibility of his being involved in a race the democrat party thought they had a chance to win.
Marta and I were both asked just now to run for public office in the next election cycle. I can't tell you the offices until after we file at the end of the month. But we are both taking aim at conservative REPUBLICANS!
Omaha Steve (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-14-11 10:04 AM
Response to Original message
67. Thank you all so much for the support, it means more than you know
Edited on Sun Aug-14-11 10:07 AM by Omaha Steve
I would have replied sooner, but this really was a complete surprise. I told the DU before we even told our kids. Two of the four still don't know. We were getting ready for a night out with our oldest granddaughter. We left the house right after posting this. We drove up to Fremont to ride the dinner train there: http://www.dinnertrain.net / That kept us out till past midnight. A note to golfers. The train is one of two rail lines that run through the course. The other is the Burlington Santa Fe. Believed to be the only course in the US with two train track hazards running through it. http://www.fremontgolfclub.org /
These are only local races. But we will do our part to unseat the incompetent (I meant incumbent) office holders. The primary will be next May. It will be a while before we get treasurers and accounts set up. We want to keep this legal. BTW Marta owns one of the most popular web sites in town.
Again, having the strong showing of support here means more to us than you could ever know.
Steve & Marta
According to their website, the candidates we're helping are Steve and Marta Dawes.
So they will run in a democrat primary against some other moonbats, IF enough people sign their petitions to get on the primary ballot.
Throughout the electoral process, I'm sure they will appreciate any wallduding help they can get. They're counting on us.
After all, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
A wallduded election would be a first.
http://www.steveandmarta.comThat website is hilarious! Check out the 2004 "Twilight Zone Convention". They took a hundred pounds of pictures to be autographed by at least a hundred F-list celebrities. I swear, she gushes over each one, and there are only two or three whose names I have ever before heard. They're like Trekkies, only far, far worse. Some good shots of the enormous Steve.
I honestly don't know how I found their site.... it was tricky for sure, but lucky for me I was able to figure out the patterns. I am so smart that way. :-)
They live in Bellevue.
The imminent wallduding will make him more likely to win the DOTY polling than public office.
When I saw the title, I thought the same thing.
He won't be the first.
Are we counting "Most likely to live in their mother's basement surrounded by empty cheeto's bags and pizza boxes" count?
Has ANY DUmpmonkey ever won an election?
Whoa.
That's Sarpy, not Douglas, County.
Right south of Omaha, where Offutt Air Force Base is.
Sarpy's the third-largest county in Nebraska, after Douglas (Omaha) and Lancaster (Lincoln).
I don't know any political personages from Sarpy County, but I suspect this could be even more interesting than if my fellow Nebraskan were running for something in Omaha.
We are givers that way. :cheersmate:
A quick hit from google:
http://www.flamesrising.com/author/steven-dawes/
Weird fella.... :popcorn:
Sending this site to his political opponent would be enough to shelf his campaign.
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2011/mar2011/dawe-m30.shtml
Sending this site to his political opponent would be enough to shelf his campaign.
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2011/mar2011/dawe-m30.shtml
Has ANY DUmpmonkey ever won an election?Aside from DUmmy of the Year, no.
Sending this site to his political opponent would be enough to shelf his campaign.
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2011/mar2011/dawe-m30.shtml
A quick hit from google:
http://www.flamesrising.com/author/steven-dawes/
Weird fella.... :popcorn:
Yeah, he is, isn't he.You know, DUmmy Steve is sooo weird, he may want to take you up on the offer to manage his campaign. He'll need a way to get in touch.
Because he's my fellow Nebraskan, he's one of mine, and I have to claim him.
But he's weird.
Because he's my fellow Nebraskan, he's one of mine, and I have to claim him.
Coach, using that logic, because Schumer and Weiner are New Yorkers, the following have to claim them:
Karin, Carl, catsmtrods, and I. :o :banghead: :bawl: :censored:
I know I left a couple of you New Yorkers out.