The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CG6468 on August 13, 2011, 06:21:09 PM
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QUOTE FROM GRANDPA:
"I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and vodka into urine.
Then I piss on a photo of Obama!
I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
Gtandpa is an inspiration to us all.
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Grandpa once told me: "Son, never date a woman with Big hands...
Makes your dick look small"
I told that one to my cousin Dave, he damn near wrecked the truck and killed us. He was completely flabbergasted. "Grandpa said that?!"
"No, stupid, it is a JOKE..."