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Title: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: BattleHymn on August 13, 2011, 10:06:54 AM
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Paging Ballygrl, again.  :-)

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cali   (1000+ posts)             Sat Aug-13-11 06:28 AM
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Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket
   

 
anyone who thinks this ticket couldn't win, isn't paying attention. Dems need Florida and Rubio has won state wide there. He also brings latino voters in. Perry may be as batshit crazy as Bachmann, but he pulls it off better. (I tend to think there's a certain amount of sexism involved in that).

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cordelia   (980 posts)           Sat Aug-13-11 08:38 AM
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2. Very scary
   
Perry frightens me (nutjob), and the RW appears to be mad for Rubio. I haven't educated myself (yet) on Rubio, but based on the love shown him by the right, he can't be good for the country, let alone FL.

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ladjf (1000+ posts)           Sat Aug-13-11 10:20 AM
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3. The Dominionists are definitely on the move. People, you don't
   
know political the political Hell those people would rain down on America. Their primitive, aggressive and arrogant views almost defy description.

Cali is getting all hot and bothered about a Perry/Rubio ticket, and this DUmbass is blathering on about the Canadians attacking us. 
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Lochloosa   (1000+ posts)             Sat Aug-13-11 10:43 AM
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6. Rubio won with less that 50% of the vote and with the mood Florida is in right now
   
I would not count on him helping the ticket here.

Rubio got 49% of the vote, in a three way race, which is better than your buddy Slick Willie ever did in both of his races.  Conveniently, you left that part out, you piece of human debris.

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DefenseLawyer   (1000+ posts)             Sat Aug-13-11 10:52 AM
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7. I think Perry will still remind people too much of W.
   
That squinty homespun Texas idiot routine brings back bad memories and Tea Party or nor Tea Party the average person still hates W.

(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/ignitethefire65/MissmeYet.jpg)

Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 13, 2011, 10:18:07 AM
Rubio would be great with me, not sure how the dynamics of who would get his Senate seat would work out though.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: BattleHymn on August 13, 2011, 10:24:23 AM
Rubio would be great with me, not sure how the dynamics of who would get his Senate seat would work out though.

According to DUmmie Lochloosa, he should take the VP ticket and run, since it's obvious he was lucky to get that Senate seat in the first place.  ::)

DUmmie Lochloosa fails to see the irony in his claim, in that he is posting his DUmbass comment on a thread titled "Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket". 
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 13, 2011, 11:05:13 AM
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DefenseLawyer   (1000+ posts)             Sat Aug-13-11 10:52 AM
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7. I think Perry will still remind people too much of W.
   
That squinty homespun Texas idiot routine brings back bad memories and Tea Party or nor Tea Party the average person still hates W.
I think DUmmy DefenseLawyer is making a miscalculation here. The average DUmmy hates Dubya.

But the average DUmmy would vote for a jug-eared Kenyan muslim, so normal people don't really much care what an average DUmmy thinks.

That squinty homespun Texas routine, for normal people, brings back memories of 2% unemployment, Dow Industrials pushing 14K, murderers getting the needle, vast mountains of dead muzzies, Mexico being told to piss up a rope, national confidence, and general prosperity. I think that's why the DUmmies are worried about Rick Perry.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Ballygrl on August 13, 2011, 11:14:34 AM
OMG im on the road right now so im using my cool prepaid phone, so all i can say right now is im so turned on lolol.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Ballygrl on August 13, 2011, 12:14:08 PM
What an exciting thread BH, Thank You! Rubio is awesome! and I don't care who's on top of the ticket, well except for Ron Paul.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: formerlurker on August 13, 2011, 01:48:13 PM

(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/ignitethefire65/MissmeYet.jpg)

You truly have no idea how much sir. 
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Skul on August 13, 2011, 02:23:27 PM
Perry/Bachmann would also cause loss of sleep in DUmmieland. :lmao:
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 13, 2011, 03:02:23 PM
From what I'm watching of the Iowa Straw Poll, a Perry/Cain ticket would be pretty good, too.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Skul on August 13, 2011, 03:19:39 PM
From what I'm watching of the Iowa Straw Poll, a Perry/Cain ticket would be pretty good, too.
Oh hell, I'd vote for that, too.
I kinda like Cain.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Splashdown on August 13, 2011, 03:22:15 PM
Oh hell, I'd vote for that, too.
I kinda like Cain.

I'd rather see Cain have a real job in the next administration, assuming he doesn't get the nomination--his business acumen and common sense would be a much needed assed in the cabinet.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 13, 2011, 03:25:20 PM
I'd rather see Cain have a real job in the next administration, assuming he doesn't get the nomination--his business acumen and common sense would be a much needed assed in the cabinet.

Commerce or Treasury.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Tucker on August 13, 2011, 03:28:39 PM
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Lochloosa   (1000+ posts)             Sat Aug-13-11 10:43 AM
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6. Rubio won with less that 50% of the vote and with the mood Florida is in right now
   
I would not count on him helping the ticket here.

Look at it from this perspective. Republicans got 75% of the votes.

Does that make you feel warm and fuzzy?
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Skul on August 13, 2011, 05:01:15 PM
I'd rather see Cain have a real job in the next administration, assuming he doesn't get the nomination--his business acumen and common sense would be a much needed assed in the cabinet.
Yup, I have to agree.
Now days, the VP slot really doesn't carry much weight. (see current, VP)
As BSS, mentioned, Commerce would be a great slot.
Want to raise a stink?  HUD
He's a no BS sort of guy.
Gotta a lot of respect for him.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Skul on August 13, 2011, 05:47:43 PM
Sorry for the quick second.  Just saw this.
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kenny blankenship  (1000+ posts)      Sat Aug-13-11 10:58 AM
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8. I think if the economy is still shitty it won't matter. Pukes could win with a 1 eyed armadillo
 Similarly, in 2008 we could have won with anybody. And Barack Obama appeared out of nowhere, like a gift from the gods on our doorstep.
Which turned into a turd in the mess kit.
Stupid racist DUmmies.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Skul on August 13, 2011, 06:53:53 PM
Here's a first, three in a row. Couldn't pass it up.
Rather than starting a new thread.
WCGreen  (1000+ posts)        Sat Aug-13-11 07:25 PM
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I wonder how Rick Parry did... 
 


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Keefer (154 posts)      Sat Aug-13-11 07:50 PM
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4. It's...
 Perry. Not Parry. We had better get used to it. He will be "The One."
 
OK, who is that?   :rotf:
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: diesel driver on August 13, 2011, 08:01:00 PM
Which turned into a turd in the mess kit.
Stupid racist DUmmies.

I've heard of a turd in a punchbowl, but not one in a mess kit.

Must be an Army thing....
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 13, 2011, 08:07:00 PM
I've heard of a turd in a punchbowl, but not one in a mess kit.

Must be an Army thing....

Yep.  From an old marching cadence (Lots of variants exist):

Captain, captain's looking green,
somebody pissed in his canteen
Sergeant, sergeant had a fit,
Somebody shit in his messkit.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Skul on August 13, 2011, 08:09:25 PM
Yep.  From an old marching cadence (Lots of variants exist):

Captain, captain's looking green,
somebody pissed in his canteen
Sergeant, sergeant had a fit,
Somebody shit in his messkit.
Your age is showing, sir.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 14, 2011, 08:10:41 AM
 :tongue:

Cadences live on long after the stuff in them goes away.  I don't think I ever used a messkit in the field in my entire career.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: diesel driver on August 14, 2011, 08:48:28 AM
:tongue:

Cadences live on long after the stuff in them goes away.  I don't think I ever used a messkit in the field in my entire career.

I can see why.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Airwolf on August 14, 2011, 11:01:47 AM
I can see a few combo paltters that would scare the Dump.

Bachman/Palin

Bachman/Cain

Perry/Bachman

Perry/Cain

Palin/Cain
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 14, 2011, 11:59:59 AM
I can see a few combo paltters that would scare the Dump.

Bachman/Palin

Bachman/Cain

Perry/Bachman

Perry/Cain

Palin/Cain

Of all of those, I think that Perry/Bachmann would have the best chance of winning.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 14, 2011, 01:33:48 PM
It's an interesting conundrum.  Normally a candidate picks a VP that will appeal to the wing of their own party to which that lead candidate is the least appealing.  Perry kind of falls dead between the hardcore Conservative base and the RINOs on net in a lot of ways; his VP pick could go either direction.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 15, 2011, 03:01:08 PM
I can see a few combo paltters that would scare the Dump.

Bachman/Palin

Bachman/Cain

Perry/Bachman

Perry/Cain

Palin/Cain

I've got one that would give DUmmies heart attacks:



















Cheney/Rove :-)
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Airwolf on August 15, 2011, 03:50:46 PM
If not that one then Regan/Nixon . If the dead can vote they can sure as Hell run for office.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: thundley4 on August 15, 2011, 04:01:07 PM
If not that one then Regan/Nixon . If the dead can vote they can sure as Hell run for office.

I believe the Dems have already had several dead candidates run for office.
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 15, 2011, 06:44:23 PM
If not that one then Regan/Nixon . If the dead can vote they can sure as Hell run for office.
Now that's a ticket that could carry Cook County!
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: AprilRazz on August 16, 2011, 06:37:05 AM
I can see a few combo paltters that would scare the Dump.

Bachman/Palin

Bachman/Cain

Perry/Bachman

Perry/Cain

Palin/Cain
A Bachman/Cain ticket would turn that whole sexism/racism screed the dims love so much on it's ear. :rotf:
Title: Re: Perry/Rubio- one hell of a scary and potentially winning ticket (title)
Post by: Airwolf on August 16, 2011, 09:55:45 AM
A Bachman/Cain ticket would turn that whole sexism/racism screed the dims love so much on it's ear. :rotf:

And what is the Big Eared Kenyan going to say to Herman Cain as well when he debates him.