The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CG6468 on August 12, 2011, 03:40:07 PM
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"It's time for an adult conversation." = "No one likes my ideas and I'm frustrated."
"I'd like a national conversation on that." = That means "I'm a talker, not a doer. I'd like an opportunity to preach."
"I'm a problem solver." = That means "I've screwed many things up in my lifetime and I've become a master at coverups."
"I'm for compromise on that." = That means "I haven't a friggin' clue."
"It deserves further study." = That means "I'm tired and Happy Hour is about to start."
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We will appoint a comitte to study = My buddy Fred wants a job
A cost effective project = We've already blown the budget out 200% and this sucker isn't even off the drawing board.
Hope and Change ! = I really hope you've got some spare change because we're fresh out !
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Tax the rich="I need to buy some more votes"
I need to spend time with my family= "I'm gonna get me a piece of Brazilian @$$."