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Title: Taco Bell worker arrested for handcuffing himself to woman he wanted to date
Post by: bijou on August 12, 2011, 02:03:32 PM
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A Taco Bell worker was arrested at his Dalton, Ga., home Wednesday night after he handcuffed another employee to himself in the restaurant parking lot.

On Monday night, 24-year-old Jason Dean pulled up next to the 18-year-old woman in the Ringgold, Ga., restaurant’s parking lot and handcuffed himself to her wrist, a police incident report states.

She called for help, and several other employees ran outside and talked Dean into letting her go, the report states.

Dean had been trying to go out with the woman for several weeks, and employees had changed her shift so she could avoid him, Ringgold Police Chief Dan Bilbrey said. ...
Smooth operator  :mental: (http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2011/aug/11/dalton-taco-bell-worker-arrested-handcuffing-himse/)
Title: Re: Taco Bell worker arrested for handcuffing himself to woman he wanted to date
Post by: Revolution on August 12, 2011, 02:51:57 PM
Sadly, he's probably going to end up being a stalker/murderer type.

What he needs is restricted use of his arms.

(http://www.deviantart.com/download/97345411/Straight_jacket_Joker_by_MasterDrawer.jpg)
Title: Re: Taco Bell worker arrested for handcuffing himself to woman he wanted to date
Post by: Airwolf on August 12, 2011, 03:14:37 PM
This kind of thing's funny in the movies, not in real life.
Title: Re: Taco Bell worker arrested for handcuffing himself to woman he wanted to date
Post by: Revolution on August 12, 2011, 04:03:41 PM
I wasn't trying to joke. I couldn't find a pick of anyone in a straight jacket that was appropriate except for the one I used.
Title: Re: Taco Bell worker arrested for handcuffing himself to woman he wanted to date
Post by: Bodadh on August 12, 2011, 07:41:08 PM
To bad life is not a wacky romantic comedy. I would really love to peek inside that head of his to find out how he thought that would play out. :mental:
Title: Re: Taco Bell worker arrested for handcuffing himself to woman he wanted to date
Post by: bijou on August 13, 2011, 03:36:59 AM
To bad life is not a wacky romantic comedy. I would really love to peek inside that head of his to find out how he thought that would play out. :mental:
I know what you mean, this is one time you want the defendant to get a psychiatrist involved because there was no way anyone could think this would end in a successful date.
Title: Re: Taco Bell worker arrested for handcuffing himself to woman he wanted to date
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 13, 2011, 04:08:44 AM
Hopefully, DUmb**** stevenumbers isn't taking notes. :o