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Title: Two Coffees In Heaven
Post by: CG6468 on August 12, 2011, 09:19:41 AM

Arriving at the gates of Heaven, Obama meets a man with a beard. “Are you Mohamed?” he asks. “No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up.” Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder up through the clouds and comes to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, “Are you Mohamed?” “Why, no,” he answers, “I am Moses. Mohamed is higher still.”

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, “Are you Mohamed?” “No, I am Jesus, the Christ. You will find Mohamed higher up.”

Mohamed higher than Jesus! Man,oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard.

Once again he repeats his question. “Are you Mohamed?” he gasps, out of breath from all his climbing. “No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega. But say, you look exhausted! Would you like a cup of coffee?”

Obama says, “Yes please!”

As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out, “Hey, Mohamed, two coffees, on the double!”

Keep your trust in God;
Your president is an idiot.