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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Chris_ on August 10, 2011, 08:35:12 PM
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Wisconsin Dems JINXED by Eddie Mush Pitt
Hey DUmmies! You want to know the REAL reason why the Democrats failed in their attempt to overturn the Republican majority in the Wisconsin state senate yesterday? I give you the answer in three words: William Rivers Pitt.
How can that be? Simple. William Rivers Pitt has become the Eddie Mush of the Left. And who is Eddie Mush? He is the REAL LIFE character in the movie "A Bronx Tale" who jinxes everything he comes into contact with. The reason why I describe Eddie Mush as a "real life" character is that when they tried to find an actor to portray the real Eddie Mush of Chazz Palminteri's Bronx childhood, producer Robert DeNiro decided to use the real guy. And his jinx really worked since on the first day of filming it rained.
And the Left's Eddie Mush has been jinxing them for years. I first noticed it following the 2004 election when Eddie Mush Pitt kept dropping "insider" tips that papers were being filed in various obscure Ohio courthouses which could well lead to the overturning of the election results. President Kerry can attest to the effectiveness of Pitt's tips.
And then there was the time when Pitt was a bigwig in Progressive Democrats of America and was placed in charge of seeing that a liberal of their choosing got nominated to a congressional seat in Illinois. Comes election day and the CURSE of the Pitt jinx caused that candidate to lose. But the tarnish of Eddie Mush Pitt didn't end there. He loudly screeched for the Illinois Democrat party to PAY for a recount. Jinx Pitt caused such an embarrassing commotion that he was unceremoniously tossed OUT of PDA.
Remember that massive anti-war rally in DC that Pitt attempted to organize in September 2005? Eddie Mush Pitt ardently hoped the publicity would launch him into the limelight. So what happened? On the very day of the rally, Hurricane Rita hit Texas resulting in ZERO media coverage of Pitt's non-event.
"Bank it!" Those were the infamous Pitt words to reassure his fellow DUmmies that the word "on the street" in Boston was that the Democrat nominee would win the special election to fill Ted Kennedy's ample seat. Oops! Eddie Mush Pitt jinxed the Democrats again!
Last year, we had his prognostication that the Democrats would retain the House. Oops! Another JINX strike.
Worried about Obama's negotiating abilities, DUmmies? No problem. Did it make you feel good to hear Pitt describe Obama as a "pan-dimensional" chess genius whose clever moves were much too subtle for ordinary mortals to comprehend?
Of course, we all remember the most spectacular JINX of them all. The solemn vow by Pitt that Karl Rove had ALREADY been indicted on May 12, 2006. We are still waiting for the completion of 24 business hours for that prediction to be fulfilled.
So by now you think the DUmmies would scream at Pitt to STFU and stop with his hilariously WRONG prognostications and analysis. However, it would be impossible to keep Pitt from uttering his voluminous blather which continues to CURSE them.
Your humble correspondent admits that he was a bit worried about what the results would be in the Wisconsin recall elections. However, when he saw Pitt's THREAD, "ON, WISCONSIN!!" he suddenly felt at ease, secure in the knowledge that Eddie Mush Pitt would JINX the Democrats in Wisonsin. And that is exactly what happened. So let us now watch the latest results of Eddie Mush Pitt's Wisconsin jinx in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Scott Ritter's co-author has been sentenced to spending a life term pacing the pavement in front of Bukowski's, in in the [brackets]:
DUmmies FUnnies (http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2011/08/wisconsin-dems-jinxed-by-eddie-mush.html)
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Did Pitt predict a win?
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It was more like begging and pleading than an actual prediction.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1701101
Only 25 responses. Poor show, Mr. Pitt. Poor show.
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:nelson:
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It was more like begging and pleading than an actual prediction.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1701101
Only 25 responses. Poor show, Mr. Pitt. Poor show.
None of them are BTTT kicks either which makes it one of his more popular threads.
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And how much of that screed did Pittstain plagiarize?
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And how much of that screed did Pittstain plagiarize?
Surprisingly for such a notorious windbag, the Pittstain's post was just a handful of very short lines cheering on the Dems. It seems his proclivity to steal lines and post them without attribution as his own did not have a chance to come into play.
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a kennedy (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-09-11 03:52 PM
Response to Reply #15
22. I love this.....
and do NOT ever piss off a Badger.
Hate to break it to you, DUmmie.
You did.
That's exactly why those nasty republicans are still in control. :rotf:
They are the badgers, you are the weasels.
So close, yet so far. :-)
Suck it, DUmmies.
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HA! I forgot all about Wee Wille Pitt. Oh man, the 24 hour business cycle. I forgot all about that. :lmao:
Ah, memories. :whatever:
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Did Pitt predict a win?
Not really, but since he mentioned it...
Midas had the "golden touch", which everything he touched turned to gold. What do you have when everything you touch turns to shit?
Whatever it is, Pitt has it! :lmao:
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What do you have when everything you touch turns to shit?
I believe that particular touch is called the "fecal touch." :pokingpoop: