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Title: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: franksolich on August 10, 2011, 08:04:41 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=287x9315

Oh my.

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struggle4progress  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-30-11 10:23 PM
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What's your current advice on low-flush toilets?

My place was constructed before they were available, and I'm thinking I'll upgrade the most frequently used dinosaur to something more water-resource-friendly

I've found a couple of old threads:

Toilet question <3.5 years old>
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

A Tale of Two Toilets <5 years old>
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

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Po_d Mainiac  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-30-11 10:45 PM
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1. as long as you shat tiny turds.

Or can live with the cramps long enough to save the log for the restroom at work, you'll save water.

Dump a log in a watersaver, and you'll be bailing out the shower in order to get enough hydrolic action to make it go away.

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struggle4progress  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-30-11 11:24 PM
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3. Yeah, that's pretty much what the plumber told me a decade ago

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Adsos Letter  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-30-11 11:01 PM
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2. What about putting a brick in the current toilet tank?

Or something else to decrease the water used per flush? We had to do this in California when we were under water rationing a few years ago. As long as your current toilet will still clear with the reduced water input.

We have low-flush toilets; they tend to clog if you put too much tissue, or, uh, anything else in there...

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Wash. state Desk Jet  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-31-11 01:13 AM
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4. Look Around

They have come out with a power flush about $200.00 $225.00 there abouts.

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CTyankee  (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-04-11 03:26 PM
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11. They have them all over in Italy, Spain, Portugal and France.

They're designed a little differently but they are in hotels and restaurants.

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struggle4progress  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-01-11 01:02 PM
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6. Already have a brick in the tank and the float valve set so I only use about 5 gal/flush

And when I'm not expecting company, I follow the "if it's yellow let it mellow rule"

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struggle4progress  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-01-11 01:27 PM
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7. Some calculations:

I estimate .73 cf/flush or about 5 gal/flush, taking into account the brick in the tank

At my current water rates that's about 30 flush/$

Replacing the toilet with a low flow would get me about 90 flush/$

That works out to about $1 saved for every 45 flushes. The toilet I'm looking at would run about $325. So it's got to be flushed about 14625 times to pay for itself in water use. If I flush it four times a day, that'll take about a decade

For a slightly better estimate, I might reckon 29 flush/$ with the old toilet, 94/$ with the new, and maybe I'd flush the new 6 times per day instead of four, with water rates going up about 14% over the next decade so I ought to count the water on average at about 7% above its current rate. Then I'd still be saving about $28/year, so it would take about 11.5 years to pay off

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Kennah  (1000+ posts)      Wed Aug-03-11 03:47 AM
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9. I use a full 2 liter soda bottle in mine. Works fine.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-31-11 07:47 AM
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5. I have an ultra low flow desert special and I hate it

I keep a bucket in the bathroom for when it just doesn't have enough strength to send the contents down, defeating the purpose.

However, there are now models available with 2 flushing strengths. I will get one of these when I get around to upgrading the bathroom. I understand they work quite well, a treat for someone who is used to one that barely works.

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Hassin Bin Sober  (1000+ posts)      Mon Aug-01-11 08:25 PM
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8. Take a look see here:

http://www.terrylove.com/crtoilet.htm

Terry Love is the toilet master. And a very nice man to host such a nice website.

First things first. Get an elongated bowl in comfort height - you will wonder how you ever lived without.

But there is a draw-back ... all that extra exposed surface in the "low flow" toilet and you want to get a model that offers "sanigloss" so you don't get, ahem, "tracks" in the toilet bowl.

Don't skimp and buy a $99 dollar special at Homer's.

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Kennah  (1000+ posts)      Wed Aug-03-11 04:46 AM
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10. Well, I checked on Consumer Reports website, and thought ...

... HOLY SHIT! (I had to).

Looks like August 2009 was the date of the last tests. Only toilet to merit a Best Buy rating, and was under $300, was the Mansfield Alto 137-160 (1.6 gpf) at $150.

In their Recommended rating, there's the Gerber Ultra Flush 21-302 (1.6 gpf) for $300 and the Kohler The Complete Solution Cimarron K-11456 (1.6 gpf) for $350.

Also Recommended, and right at $400, is the Gerber Ultra Flush 1.1 EF-21-318 (1.1 gpf), Gerber Ultra Dual-Flush DF-21-318 (1.6/1.1 gpf), and Mansfield EcoQuantum 148-119 (1.6.1.1 gpf).

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Mist  (1000+ posts)        Sat Aug-06-11 11:18 AM
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12. I upgraded my toilet on my mid-60s mini-ranch, and haven't been sorry. It used what seemed like 4 or more gallons to flush, and was a slow leisurely flush, so inefficient all around. I spent I think $250 for a decent low flush that I can hold the handle down on for a more vigorous flush. I also got a slightly elevated toilet (about 1.5" taller than standard) figuring as I age it'll be a nice feature. I really enjoyed watching my water bill go down about $8 a month. Those savings start immediately, plus you have a nice new "throne"!

Well, after reading all that, I'm hoping the gigantic primitive in Las Vegas doesn't have one of these, as probably he really needs Hoover Dam to flush away the job.
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: thundley4 on August 10, 2011, 08:09:54 PM
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struggle4progress  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-01-11 01:02 PM
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6. Already have a brick in the tank and the float valve set so I only use about 5 gal/flush

I don't think even the largest oldest tanks held that much water.
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: Chris_ on August 10, 2011, 08:16:54 PM
The hotel bathrooms I saw in Alaska had a dual-flush feature.  Handy if you're on a septic system.  There were two buttons on top of the tank, one for a 1-gallon flush and another for whatever goes for solid waste (2.5 gallons, I guess).

If I ever get around to buying a home, I'm installing a urinal.
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 10, 2011, 08:17:14 PM
I don't think even the largest oldest tanks held that much water.
They did. I've seen some that held seven gallons.
But I wonder how one of those ultra-low-flow algore models would work for the Las Vegas Leviathan during his "floodgates open" phases.  
I suspect Jeannette and Joe the professional roommate would look for other accommodations.
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: vadawg on August 10, 2011, 08:21:01 PM
The hotel bathrooms I saw in Alaska had a dual-flush feature.  Handy if you're on a septic system.  There were two buttons on top of the tank, one for a 1-gallon flush and another for whatever goes for solid waste (2.5 gallons, I guess).

If I ever get around to buying a home, I'm installing a urinal.


erm i feel like a barbarian, but if its brown i sit down, if its yellow i go off the deck into the trees    :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: Chris_ on August 10, 2011, 08:23:03 PM
Kinda hard to do at work or with tourists milling around.  But I like your style.
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: LC EFA on August 10, 2011, 08:24:06 PM
I replaced the cistern on my toilet a few weeks ago.

There were no cisterns readily available that weren't "low flush" - so I picked up a dual flush 3L / 6L one for about $70.
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: vadawg on August 10, 2011, 08:27:33 PM
Kinda hard to do at work or with tourists milling around.  But I like your style.

ah that is when you use other peoples facilities  :p   i dont mind flushing their water, i do mind filling my septic system for nothing but urine  :)
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: BattleHymn on August 10, 2011, 09:27:02 PM
They did. I've seen some that held seven gallons.
But I wonder how one of those ultra-low-flow algore models would work for the Las Vegas Leviathan during his "floodgates open" phases.  
I suspect Jeannette and Joe the professional roommate would look for other accommodations.

Notwithstanding the fact that the Leviathan's algore toilet most likely needs two or three courtesy flushes throughout his bowel purge so that Jeannette doesn't end up spending valuable time mopping up the bathroom due to overflows- does he have a wall-mount toilet? 

I know some apartments have these, and with the Leviathan pushing the 350 pound mark when clothed and "fully loaded", he may very well be stressing the toilet to the point that it will break free from the wall as some point in time in the near future.  If the apartment owner is smart, he's already had a toilet support installed under that poor, suffering toilet.
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: franksolich on August 10, 2011, 09:35:49 PM
Notwithstanding the fact that the Leviathan's algore toilet most likely needs two or three courtesy flushes throughout his bowel purge so that Jeannette doesn't end up spending valuable time mopping up the bathroom due to overflows- does he have a wall-mount toilet? 

I know some apartments have these, and with the Leviathan pushing the 350 pound mark when clothed and "fully loaded", he may very well be stressing the toilet to the point that it will break free from the wall as some point in time in the near future.  If the apartment owner is smart, he's already had a toilet support installed under that poor, suffering toilet.

Oh my.

Were you by any chance here during Thanksgiving 2008, when exactly that sort of thing happened to the gigantic primitive, ruining his holiday?
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: BattleHymn on August 10, 2011, 09:42:01 PM
Oh my.

Were you by any chance here during Thanksgiving 2008, when exactly that sort of thing happened to the gigantic primitive, ruining his holiday?

 :lmao:  Not that I remember.  You wouldn't happen to have that link handy, would you?   :popcorn:
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: franksolich on August 10, 2011, 09:50:50 PM
:lmao:  Not that I remember.  You wouldn't happen to have that link handy, would you?   :popcorn:

It's the link under the title "the gigantic primitive has a wet Thanksgiving;" there's a whole lot of links to his tales of woe here:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38270.0

I erred--again--it was Thanksgiving 2009, not Thanksgiving 2008.
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: FreeBorn on August 10, 2011, 10:03:21 PM
Man, these primatives are much too attached to their daily ditty. I never gave it that much thought. Pull the lever, it's gone, done deal.

I did have a dog once that was absolutely enthralled with the whole toilet thing. Whenever I was in the "library" as I call it because that's where I catch up on my fishing magazines (see, DUmmies there are other things to ponder while you purge. Free your mind, your ass will follow) I would always see his shadow appear under the door. He couldn't wait for that door to open. Not because he was happy to greet me, he would knock me out of the way the second that knob turned. Instantly he would rush in and place his front paws on the seat just totally captivated with the water swirling and dissappearing. Cocking his head left and right, ears perked and letting out a sqeak Where does it go, dammit! Where does it go???  :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: diesel driver on August 11, 2011, 04:38:24 AM

erm i feel like a barbarian, but if its brown i sit down, if its yellow i go off the deck into the trees    :-)

A wise man (my Dad) once told me you weren't a man until/unless you've urinated off the back porch/deck of your own house.  I do it all the time.

Dad did get very irritated with me for doing the same thing off a hotel balcony, but I was only 5 at the time.   :lmao:

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Post by: vadawg on August 11, 2011, 05:13:16 AM
A wise man (my Dad) once told me you weren't a man until/unless you've urinated off the back porch/deck of your own house.  I do it all the time.

Dad did get very irritated with me for doing the same thing off a hotel balcony, but I was only 5 at the time.   :lmao:



rofl yup my wife gets embarressed when my kids whizz wherever they are, we had to explain to our son that the diving board at the pool is not an appropriate place to go. (hes only 5 as well)
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Post by: diesel driver on August 11, 2011, 05:16:48 AM
rofl yup my wife gets embarressed when my kids whizz wherever they are, we had to explain to our son that the diving board at the pool is not an appropriate place to go. (hes only 5 as well)

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

THAT'S funny right there!  I don't care who you are, that's funny!
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 11, 2011, 07:17:23 AM
A wise man (my Dad) once told me you weren't a man until/unless you've urinated off the back porch/deck of your own house.  I do it all the time.

Dad did get very irritated with me for doing the same thing off a hotel balcony, but I was only 5 at the time.   :lmao:



Gotta try it off the patio of my apartment . . .  :tongue:
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: Chris_ on August 11, 2011, 08:06:31 AM
A wise man (my Dad) once told me you weren't a man until/unless you've urinated off the back porch/deck of your own house.  I do it all the time.
yeah, my dad loved to "christen" new car seats. 

"It aint your car until you've farted in it."
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: Karin on August 11, 2011, 08:11:59 AM
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struggle4progress  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-01-11 01:27 PM
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7. Some calculations:

I estimate.....

But if you take up beer drinking, you can increase your flushes to maybe 8-10 in a day, making payback that much shorter!  /DUmmy math


Ya know what's irritating?  Chicks who cannot pee anywhere except a bathroom.  I had a friend once who was postively bursting from drinking beer at a concert.   On the way home we stopped at some trees in a remote place, but she could not go.  Come on! 
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Post by: Aristotelian on August 11, 2011, 08:14:56 AM
Gotta try it off the patio of my apartment . . .  :tongue:

Wasn't there a DUmmy who did that a while back...I seem to remember sniffa (the one who always capitalised the letter 'L') posting about it.
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Post by: Erasmus on August 11, 2011, 08:16:57 AM
There was a reason the old timers built 3.5 gallon toilets.  They worked.  It seems the guts of the new ones are simply garbage, no matter how much you spend.
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Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 11, 2011, 08:57:01 AM
Wasn't there a DUmmy who did that a while back...I seem to remember sniffa (the one who always capitalised the letter 'L') posting about it.

While that may be the case, it's only 7 feet or so to the ground off of the patio.  I can see whatever might be glimpsing me. 
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Post by: Wineslob on August 11, 2011, 12:19:25 PM
Wow, they don't know shit about shit. Color me surprised.   :whatever:




Get an American Standard Cadet 3. 1.6 gal/flush  I haven't plugged it up yet in 4 years.   :-)


Morans
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 11, 2011, 02:28:03 PM
I was talking a plumber the other day about low flow toilets. He says the new ones work just fine. Some toilet manufacturer increased the diameter of the out flow pipe by 1/2" and the problem was solved. He says you can flush a bunch of golf balls down it with no problem..but besides Obama, who shits golf balls?
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Post by: GOBUCKS on August 11, 2011, 02:50:33 PM
Wasn't there a DUmmy who did that a while back...I seem to remember sniffa (the one who always capitalised the letter 'L') posting about it.
Wow! A blast from the past! sniffa, Mrs. sniffa, and the infamous bi-baby, the DUmp's hilarious menage a' moonbat.
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: thundley4 on August 11, 2011, 02:57:30 PM
I was talking a plumber the other day about low flow toilets. He says the new ones work just fine. Some toilet manufacturer increased the diameter of the out flow pipe by 1/2" and the problem was solved. He says you can flush a bunch of golf balls down it with no problem..but besides Obama, who shits golf balls?

I put in a new "throne" this year, a Kohler, and have no problem with the flushing, but the water level in the bowl is minimal.
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Post by: I_B_Perky on August 11, 2011, 07:41:02 PM
A wise man (my Dad) once told me you weren't a man until/unless you've urinated off the back porch/deck of your own house.  I do it all the time.

Dad did get very irritated with me for doing the same thing off a hotel balcony, but I was only 5 at the time.   :lmao:



Wuss. Me and older brother perky would piss out the second story window cause we was too lazy to go downstairs... until the morning brother perky pissed on old man perky, who was getting the morning paper... which the paperboy happened to have landed under the window brother perky was pissing out of.

Man oh man was dad pissed off cause he was pissed on. Now that was an ass busting to remember. I was just glad it wasn't me!!!

Never pissed out the window after that.   :-) :-)

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Post by: GOBUCKS on August 11, 2011, 07:58:45 PM
Reminds me of that postcard from the kid on his family vacation to the Grand Canyon: "Today, I peed a mile."
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Post by: diesel driver on August 11, 2011, 08:14:08 PM
Wuss. Me and older brother perky would piss out the second story window cause we was too lazy to go downstairs... until the morning brother perky pissed on old man perky, who was getting the morning paper... which the paperboy happened to have landed under the window brother perky was pissing out of.

Man oh man was dad pissed off cause he was pissed on. Now that was an ass busting to remember. I was just glad it wasn't me!!!

Never pissed out the window after that.   :-) :-)



Confucius say:  "It's much better to be pissed off, than pissed on."   :rotf:
Title: Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
Post by: Skul on August 11, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
When you're as full as shit as a DUmmie, it takes a couple pumps of the handle.
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Post by: I_B_Perky on August 12, 2011, 06:34:07 PM
Confucius say:  "It's much better to be pissed off, than pissed on."   :rotf:

LOL!!! I think the "off" follows the "on"!!!   :rotf: :rotf: