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Title: Who would buy such a crappy toy
Post by: Big Don on August 10, 2011, 02:24:11 PM
Commercial for shitty toy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDyOD1C67J0)
Doggie Doo Game    

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Nearly every child in the universe finds humor in “doo doo” and other bodily functions, the inspiration behind this hilarious game!  Roll the dice and take turns feeding the doggie “personalized” cookies made from a special cookie cutter – but then watch out! Doggie doo doo on the lawn – and someone needs to clean it up! The player to reach 3 droppings on their scoop first wins the game! Nominated 2010 Toy of the Year in the Netherlands. Check out the Doggie Doo Game website here, and the YouTube channel here – Goliath Games
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Nominated 2010 Toy of the Year in the Netherlands.
The Dutch are WEIRD
Title: Re: Who would buy such a crappy toy
Post by: Eupher on August 10, 2011, 02:37:46 PM
Yeah, I do that stuff for real and I don't make a game out of it.

It must be the dope they're smoking in Amsterdam......
Title: Re: Who would buy such a crappy toy
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 10, 2011, 03:59:52 PM
NEXT UP:

Palimony: The hilarious game where you stuff Play-Doh sperm into a toy vagina to see who is the first one stuck with the baby that pops-out.

The loser isn't allowed to do anything for 18 years.
Title: Re: Who would buy such a crappy toy
Post by: Eupher on August 10, 2011, 04:02:51 PM
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on August 10, 2011, 03:59:52 PM
NEXT UP:

Palimony: The hilarious game where you stuff Play-Doh sperm into a toy vagina to see who is the first one stuck with the baby that pops-out.

The loser isn't allowed to do anything for 18 years.

Day-ummm! You play for keeps!

h5
Title: Re: Who would buy such a crappy toy
Post by: Wineslob on August 10, 2011, 04:20:14 PM
Reminds me of some lyrics from a Butthole Surfers song.


(cop to guys being pulled over)

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May I see your licence and registration?
Ah certainly ..
What you're doing?
Chewin' chocolate ..
Where did ya get it?
Doggy dropped it ..
Carry on
Title: Re: Who would buy such a crappy toy
Post by: captrandom on August 14, 2011, 06:58:50 PM
Huh..  It looks like an ok novelty toy id get a friend for a housewarming or as a cheezy birthday present.. But for kids? ftw...
Title: Re: Who would buy such a crappy toy
Post by: DixieBelle on August 14, 2011, 07:45:49 PM
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on August 10, 2011, 03:59:52 PM
NEXT UP:

Palimony: The hilarious game where you stuff Play-Doh sperm into a toy vagina to see who is the first one stuck with the baby that pops-out.

The loser isn't allowed to do anything for 18 years.

Democrat Version: both parties get to keep on playing while the taxpayers aren't allowed to do anything for the next 18 years except pay more taxes. :-)