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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ChuckJ on August 10, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
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I've posted this here because the lunatics at the nuthouse get very worked up if you refer to them and their fellow nation destroyers as the Democrat Party. They insist on being called the Democratic Party. I've always found it quite funny, but I just assumed it was just our comic relief at the DUmp that suffered the "IC" affliction. Apparently I was incorrect. While reading up on the parties at wikipedia I came across this article: link to comedy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democrat_Party_(phrase)).
Reading it brought me almost as much comedic entertainment as the DUmp's top stars. Maybe it will bring you some laughter also.
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I always think it's hilarious when someone at the DUmp trips up and forgets the ic. It instantly derails the entire thread, and they can focus on nothing else. They pile on like a pack of rabid dogs, and rip the poor DUmmie to shreds.
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I always think it's hilarious when someone at the DUmp trips up and forgets the ic. It instantly derails the entire thread, and they can focus on nothing else. They pile on like a pack of rabid dogs, and rip the poor DUmmie to shreds.
They value form over substance, would rather fix blame than the problem, and, cherish the end over the mean. How else could they offer up the likes of: AlGore, Arch Angel of Global Warming, John, the Gigolo, Kerry, John, Havin My Baby, Edwards, Ted, the Swimmer, Kennedy, Robert, the Klanman, Byrd, to give just a small sample of their ilk.
Not all change is progress, but, all Progressives are Closet Socialists. It is not your father's Democratic [sic]Party, and, in fact it is hardly democratic at all any more. They could easily re brand to Democratic Socialists and none would be the wiser. Heck at one point a substantial number of the 'progressive wing in Congress' had their web page hosted by the Democratic Socialists. And lets not even start with the Congressional Black Caucus.
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The Democratics... sounds like a girl band from the 80's.
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Someone bothered to write all that on a Wikipedia page? :mental:
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That is too funny. Can one buy pre-bunched panties, because whoever put that together has a serious case of it.
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I always think it's hilarious when someone at the DUmp trips up and forgets the ic. It instantly derails the entire thread, and they can focus on nothing else. They pile on like a pack of rabid dogs, and rip the poor DUmmie to shreds.
And I pity the moonbat who whines about losing an election due to voter fraud.
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And I pity the moonbat who whines about losing an election due to voter fraud.
I don't.
I laugh at them. :lmao:
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This is where they screw up and lose sane people. I say Democratic but I say it because I think it sounds better than saying the Democrat Party, but until DU I had no idea they took offense to something so stupid. Damn, is there anything they don't take offense to?
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This is one beautiful "Win" situation for the Republicans and Conservatives. Calling it the "Democrat Party" spins up the Lefties, and they look like complete assholes to everyone else (Including hte uncommitted) when they go reactive over it. They can't turn it around on the GOP because in the first place, it just sounds stupid to say "Republics" or "Republic Party," and second because it wouldn't bother anyone in the GOP particularly even if they did, after all, who doesn't support the Republic?
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This is one beautiful "Win" situation for the Republicans and Conservatives. Calling it the "Democrat Party" spins up the Lefties, and they look like complete assholes to everyone else (Including hte uncommitted) when they go reactive over it. They can't turn it around on the GOP because in the first place, it just sounds stupid to say "Republics" or "Republic Party," and second because it wouldn't bother anyone in the GOP particularly even if they did, after all, who doesn't support the Republic?
The Democratics, that's who.
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I've been following this democrat/democratic issue with great interest since I've decided to become their candidate. Do I call myself a Democrat candidate or a DemocratIC candidate?
With the GOP it's pretty simple. A RepublicAN is a member of the RepublicAN party. So you would think that someone who belongs to the DemocratIC party would be a DemocratIC. Or that someone who considers themselves a Democrat would belong to the Democrat Party. It appears, however, that it's not that simple.
At one time I wondered if maybe the Democrats got stuck with the "IC" in their party name because most normal and decent people consider the party's ideas very icky, but since the members of the party are also icky how did they dodge the "IC"?
Regardless, the entire party name situation is confusing and apparently somewhat divisive. As their candidate I decided to try to reach across the aisle a bit and attempt to come up with a simpler party name that fits. It was a tricky and difficult undertaking.
I quickly came up with several ideas. Among them were
The Think Our Way or Shut Up Party
The We're Smarter Then Everyone Party (notice the word that proves the intelligence?).
The Anti Everyone But Me Party.
The Hate America Now Party.
The Government Handout Party.
The Let's Kill Some Babies, Do Some Drugs, Take Stuff From Decent Folks, Promote Perversion, and Bitch & Moan Party.
Naturally I had to toss all those ideas out. They all did do a good job of describing the party, but they were all a bit verbose. Plus, those names would probably still cause confusion in labeling the members.
Then it dawned on me. The party symbol is the jackass. Why not just go with that? It's simple and descriptive. With it you don't have to worry about whether or not to add an "IC". Are you ready for it? Hold on to your seats. I know it may not be original, but sometimes the best ideas aren't original. Here it comes...
The new name of the Democrat/Democratic Party shall be...the Jackass Party. A member of which is a Jackass.
Damn! I haven't even been elected yet, and I'm already working for their benefit and solving problems. Do you see this DU? I'm working hard for you. There is no need to thank me. All I ask for is your vote.
Your fictional spirit-guide and Jackass candidate,
FlippyDoo