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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CG6468 on August 09, 2011, 10:28:50 AM

Title: Bubba and Johnny Ray
Post by: CG6468 on August 09, 2011, 10:28:50 AM
Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.

"I'm gonna do dat when I win the lottery," said Bubba.

"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.

"Send my grass out to be mowed."