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Title: Shortest Books
Post by: Big Don on August 09, 2011, 02:09:56 AM

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton

With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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Cher's Guide to Age Appropriate Dating
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MSNBC's guide to impartial reporting

Title: Re: Shortest Books
Post by: thundley4 on August 09, 2011, 08:09:17 AM

Obama's Guide to Economics


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
With Special Thanks to Michelle O.

Title: Re: Shortest Books
Post by: Big Don on August 09, 2011, 12:13:27 PM

Marital Fidelity
John Kennedy
Robert Kennedy
Ted Kennedy
LBJ
FDR
Bill Clinton
John Edwards
and
Jesse Jackson

Title: Re: Shortest Books
Post by: CG6468 on August 09, 2011, 12:18:56 PM

A SUMMARY OF POLISH WAR HEROES

Title: Re: Shortest Books
Post by: Big Don on August 09, 2011, 03:18:26 PM

Favorite Pancake Recipes
Rachel Corrie

Stylish Hairstyles
Cynthia McKinney

Overcoming Anorexia
Ann Coulter and Calista Flockhart
(Dedicated to Karen Carpenter)