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Title: Cat molester could face added charges
Post by: beefeater on August 05, 2011, 10:52:49 PM
linko (http://www.southwestiowanews.com/articles/2011/08/05/council_bluffs/doc4e3c1214936da771516001.txt)

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A Council Bluffs man accused of bestiality could face additional charges stemming from his status as a registered sex offender.

Gerardo Martinez, who turned 30 Thursday, was arrested on suspicion of bestiality, cruelty to animals and indecent exposure after allegedly performing a sexual act with a cat before throwing the cat out of a seventh-story window.

Officers responded to the Bennett Building, 405 W. Broadway, Wednesday morning and spoke with Martinez, who allegedly admitted to using methamphetamine and attempting a sex act with the animal. Witnesses also allege that he stood in the window naked after throwing the cat to the street.

I have to ask what this cat lovers DUmp handle is.
Title: Re: Cat molester could face added charges
Post by: declineofanation on August 05, 2011, 11:41:15 PM
Are we sure he is not a Congressman?
Title: Re: Cat molester could face added charges
Post by: BattleHymn on August 05, 2011, 11:56:43 PM
Quote from: declineofanation on August 05, 2011, 11:41:15 PM
Are we sure he is not a Congressman?

Implausible, since he owed up to his crime.   
Title: Re: Cat molester could face added charges
Post by: Rugnuts on August 06, 2011, 12:03:03 AM
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 05, 2011, 11:56:43 PM
Implausible, since he owed up to his crime.   
only after confronted because of eye witness accounts (i.e. Wiener)
Title: Re: Cat molester could face added charges
Post by: BattleHymn on August 06, 2011, 12:05:02 AM
Quote from: Rugnuts on August 06, 2011, 12:03:03 AM
only after confronted because of eye witness accounts (i.e. Wiener)

Well, in that case, he might want to run for political office under the (D) ticket.  Is Council Bluffs a blue cesspool?   
Title: Re: Cat molester could face added charges
Post by: captrandom on August 06, 2011, 01:05:41 AM
I scanned over that DU gem..


What, what? was followed by "well, at least he likes some nice *****...cat....."   :lmao:

Anywho, dude needs shipped back to mexico.
Title: Re: Cat molester could face added charges
Post by: miskie on August 06, 2011, 05:26:31 AM
Quote from: beefeater on August 05, 2011, 10:52:49 PM

I have to ask what this cat lovers DUmp handle is.


'IF' he doesn't have one, I am almost certain he is one of the Furries who haunt the on-line game SecondLife.
Title: Re: Cat molester could face added charges
Post by: Airwolf on August 07, 2011, 11:42:22 AM
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 06, 2011, 12:05:02 AM
Well, in that case, he might want to run for political office under the (D) ticket.  Is Council Bluffs a blue cesspool?   

No this part of Iowa is mostly Conservative.
Title: Re: Cat molester could face added charges
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 07, 2011, 04:20:54 PM
To bad he didn't chase that p*ssy right out the window himself.

Did the cat land on its feet? ....just asking.