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Title: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: JakeStyle on August 05, 2011, 06:19:05 PM
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Aug-05-11 03:27 AM
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To quote the movie The Thing...
   
Edited on Fri Aug-05-11 04:18 AM by Forkboy
...you got to be ****ing kidding me.

My reply in this thread was removed...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

My reply was facts about hummingbirds, which is a damn sight more informative than the OP itself is. What rule does this violate? Is it likely to derail such an insightful OP? I'm all ears as to how this thread is what you want for DU.

So tell you what, I'll stop posting about famine and poverty and the environment, because clearly you guys prefer such witty and constructive OPs as this one. And besides, millions dying is so passe these days anyways, and doesn't drive up hits like a good flamewar does...

On edit, no need to reply, I'm out. You guys can wallow in the filth that you've let this place become. Have fun storming the castle!
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Skinner ADMIN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Aug-05-11 09:34 AM
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1. Question:
   
Was the thread about hummingbirds?

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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Aug-05-11 04:11 PM
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2. I can only conclude that you feel that was an earnest attempt by the OP for constructive discussion
   
Which leads to my question: How far up your ass is your head so we can determine how long of a crowbar is needed to wedge it out?
:cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on August 05, 2011, 06:29:41 PM
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=437x3889)
 :cheersmate:

There goes one more loon that was willing to throw good money at Skin's island.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 05, 2011, 06:33:18 PM
Wow. Insulting Skimmer like that is going to put the homo DUmmy forkboy on coach's list for sure.

Now, assuming he doesn't get the granite pizza for calling a brass tack a brass tack,
we need an over/under on the queer DUmmy's return to the DUmp.

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So tell you what, I'll stop posting about famine and poverty and the environment
Now, that right there is a pretty devastating threat. Losing some queer's lunatic posts about famines will
shake the DUmp to its foundations. But DUmmy forkboy isn't going to have a whole parade of nitwits begging
him to stay, like cali did.

But forkboy's been around a long time, and like most swishy guys, he's an attention whore. My over/under on his return
is Sunday, 8/6.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 05, 2011, 06:43:59 PM
I give him only a 6.7 for that swan dive into the gravel pit...his entry angle was a little off and didn't make much of a splash.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Skul on August 05, 2011, 07:47:24 PM
Porkedboy will need to pout a few days.
Return, 8/8.
Will probably post in the cooking forum. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Freeper on August 05, 2011, 09:48:17 PM
Wasn't forkboy the DUmmy who scammed a new laptop from California Piggy?

Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: JakeStyle on August 05, 2011, 10:05:52 PM
Wasn't forkboy the DUmmy who scammed a new laptop from California Piggy?

I think that was MiddleFingerMom.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Freeper on August 06, 2011, 05:35:40 AM
I think that was MiddleFingerMom.

I think you are right, DUmmies are like clone troopers from Star Wars, you can't tell one from  another.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 06, 2011, 09:15:23 AM
One less gay drama queen at DU.  Once in a blue moon, ol' ForkBoy did have a lucid moment, though, so the collective IQ has dropped again.  That site has the most aggressively piss-poor moderation on the internet, it's like it was a long-running graduate psych experiment in putting authoritarian ideologues in charge and then observing the results.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 06, 2011, 11:25:06 AM
One less gay drama queen at DU.  Once in a blue moon, ol' ForkBoy did have a lucid moment, though, so the collective IQ has dropped again.  That site has the most aggressively piss-poor moderation on the internet, it's like it was a long-running graduate psych experiment in putting authoritarian ideologues in charge and then observing the results.
It was a DUmp thread about ol' Crazy Bernie, and the gayboy's reply got waxed because it discussed hummingbirds. If off-topic replies were held to such a draconian standard on this board, vestanumbers would never have seen the light of day. So...hmm.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: SarasotaRepub on August 06, 2011, 08:11:59 PM
Impressive Forkboy. Most impressive. :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: dandi on August 06, 2011, 08:34:52 PM
I rarely saw him post anything other than drive by snark anyway. Maybe they just got tired of his shit.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Revolution on August 07, 2011, 01:11:19 AM
Never really seen anyone "get up in Skammer's face" like that, so bravo on that, DUpe. Other than that...meh.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: RockMan on August 07, 2011, 09:59:08 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Chris_ on August 07, 2011, 10:27:34 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?
If you don't like it here, you can always return to DU.  Nobody asked you to join.

Bitchslapped for complaining.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Skul on August 07, 2011, 10:59:25 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?
What you mean "we"?
Try to be honest.  The term "you", is more appropriate.
Go feed your gerbil.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 07, 2011, 11:10:45 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

As large as the internet is, I'm sure you can find a place that is just waiting for you to show up and tell them how to behave, but this isn't it.  Keep looking, and please, don't feel obligated to post about it here when you find those lucky, lucky bastards.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Airwolf on August 07, 2011, 11:25:17 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

So much for free speech.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Chris_ on August 07, 2011, 11:26:40 AM
MineralMan is not very good at moling.  At least have the decency to use your DU name if you're going to post here.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Odin's Hand on August 07, 2011, 12:01:06 PM
MineralMan is not very good at moling.  At least have the decency to use your DU name if you're going to post here.

Yeah and  :yawn:
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 07, 2011, 01:41:39 PM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

Why do you ask, ****? :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: RockMan on August 07, 2011, 03:28:02 PM
If you don't like it here, you can always return to DU.  Nobody asked you to join.

Bitchslapped for complaining.

You can bitchslap me all you like, but the terms you use are the very terms the DUmmie types accuse you of using. it makes you look like their stereotype of you.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Odin's Hand on August 07, 2011, 03:42:39 PM
You can bitchslap me all you like, but the terms you use are the very terms the DUmmie types accuse you of using. it makes you look like their stereotype of you.

When I give a flying **** about what some shitbird liberal thinks of me, I'll let you know.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: formerlurker on August 07, 2011, 04:39:55 PM
Forkboy:   Don't cry for me Argentina......
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LoZoccolo   (1000+ posts)             Fri Aug-05-11 06:47 PM
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I raise a fond and respectful toast to my longest-running rival, Forkboy.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1673167


The farewell thread.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 07, 2011, 05:32:47 PM
You can bitchslap me all you like, but the terms you use are the very terms the DUmmie types accuse you of using. it makes you look like their stereotype of you.

Since they can't mention us on their venomous and so-authoritarian-as-to-make-a-Robespierre-envious site, that sounds more like an opportunity than a problem.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 07, 2011, 07:34:31 PM
So...I guess Mineral Man is one of the whiny homo gayboys Skimmer missed in his big midnight purge.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 07, 2011, 08:15:56 PM
So...I guess Mineral Man is one of the whiny homo gayboys Skimmer missed in his big midnight purge.
Yeah he's got the drama QUEEN part down real good.

Seriously, Rocky is trying to guilt us into feeling bad? That's so gay!
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: I_B_Perky on August 07, 2011, 08:35:11 PM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

In regards to the women comment... I do it when they deserve it. Just an FYI... conservatives will treat a lady as a lady when they act like one. I'm not talking about women being barefoot, pregnant, and cooking dinner either. For example: I will always open/hold the door for a lady. That is the way I was raised. Most women will smile and say thank you and I will smile and say your welcome. Don't care if they are good looking, fat, ugly, old. Don't matter. You open/hold the door for a lady.

Now every now and again I get a good one that tells me she can open the damn door by herself and to **** off. That's when I call her a bitchy ****.

Understand now?
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: thundley4 on August 07, 2011, 09:04:36 PM
In regards to the women comment... I do it when they deserve it. Just an FYI... conservatives will treat a lady as a lady when they act like one. I'm not talking about women being barefoot, pregnant, and cooking dinner either. For example: I will always open/hold the door for a lady. That is the way I was raised. Most women will smile and say thank you and I will smile and say your welcome. Don't care if they are good looking, fat, ugly, old. Don't matter. You open/hold the door for a lady.

Now every now and again I get a good one that tells me she can open the damn door by herself and to **** off. That's when I call her a bitchy ****.

Understand now?

You mean I'm doing it wrong?  I hold doors open for everyone, not just ladies.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: JakeStyle on August 08, 2011, 01:21:25 AM
MineralMan take your shtick back to DU.  You and Nadin are the most condescending assholes on the site, they might have an e-riot if you aren't there to put them in their place.   
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: jtyangel on August 08, 2011, 04:41:15 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

I'm curious if you have as much disdain for when gay men call women 'fish' and 'breeders'? Or is that part of the 'gay character' that is allowed because it's all so hip and cute? It grates on me a little at times, but what I try to remember is gay men give as good as they get(no jokes). Hard to be offended as a gay person or for them when they use the terms I've stated and worse for other segments of society. Just a point of contention.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: whiffleball on August 08, 2011, 05:17:45 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

Why does this upset you so?  Are you a close personal friend of of that DUmmie?  Does it also bring tears to your eyes when Tea Partiers area called Tea Baggers; a gross, vile term relating to the even more gross and vile practice of homosexuals?  Does it bother you to hear 'cracker' or 'honky' used by blacks to reference white people or the n word used by black to black?  Or are you just the typical guilt riddled white liberal who feels that a member of any group that might be labeled as a minority should be able to do and say as they please because they have an automatic, lifetime, government approved excuse for uncivilized behavior?
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 08, 2011, 05:45:50 AM
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There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here
I'm offended.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Revolution on August 08, 2011, 06:52:09 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

Just...stop with that namby pamby crap right about now. Either nut up, or get out. We don't play ball with Nerf balls around here.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: vesta111 on August 08, 2011, 07:50:57 AM
Why does this upset you so?  Are you a close personal friend of of that DUmmie?  Does it also bring tears to your eyes when Tea Partiers area called Tea Baggers; a gross, vile term relating to the even more gross and vile practice of homosexuals?  Does it bother you to hear 'cracker' or 'honky' used by blacks to reference white people or the n word used by black to black?  Or are you just the typical guilt riddled white liberal who feels that a member of any group that might be labeled as a minority should be able to do and say as they please because they have an automatic, lifetime, government approved excuse for uncivilized behavior?

Got a question for you Whiffle,

In your post you mention the N word yet you spell out cracker and honkey.  

Why is the N word more offensive to people that the word cannot be spoken of or even spelled.??

What is White Guilt, what do Whites have to feel guilty about ?????    This is 2011, some of the forum have parents that were not even born when the civil rights came into being.

Give me a break, there are some parts of the country that our Ancestors came from that were raciest, but huge areas where race was never a problem.    

Problems arise today when people with an agends stir the pot for their own gain. Seems like there is more money to be made on Hate then acceptence.  Damn all Italians are Mafia, all Russians are spys.

Afermitive Action---I have heard more minorieties complain about that plan then Whites. WTF????

Complaints were that the kids were getting lousey educations in public schools and sent on to colleges they could not possibily graduate from.  Kids came home heart broken and feeling infearior.

Adults with little training were given jobs they could not possibily do, all because of skin color.

First time I saw this was in the late 1960's and the shipyards management was going crazy.   People that had no training or desire to hold a job were replacing those of any color that were laid off to make room for them.

50 years I watched as Minorietys slowly made gains, as the minorietys over took the White kids in Math and science.  Watched as the Government made it all too easy for the minorietys to sit at home and worry about nothing.  Why demand education for my kids, they can live a good life on welfare and we deserve it---Pay back for what happend 150 years ago to my people----forget that my family came here 60 years after the civil war.

Sh*t and crap, the new blood that has been flowing into this country for years and years has had great potential, the kids are smart if given decient schools and hope for a future.

It inrages me that the Government wants to keep the minorietys down---fear that these people may usurp their Turf, May with a good education get a SAT score better then their own kids and may some day become their Boss.

So Mr. Whiffle, if You use the N word, due to PC, using the word Cracker and Honky is JUST as bad, remember there is nothing bad about saying the words Spic, Wop, or if you own a business a sign---Irish need not apply.

Sailors, keep off the grass. 1938-----
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: whiffleball on August 08, 2011, 02:36:08 PM

In your post you mention the N word yet you spell out cracker and honkey. 


I did not spell out the n word because I once saw another poster here get their 1st and last warning for using it in the same sort of context.  I don't know if anything has changed since that time.  I like it here and don't want to lose posting privileges.  I don't feel that one word trumps the other with regards to any of those three; if one is vile, the others are as well.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: mamacags on August 08, 2011, 05:28:38 PM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

Shut the hell up you swishy, bitch, ****, fag.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: wasp69 on August 08, 2011, 05:35:37 PM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

Awwwww, ain't it cute?

Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Airwolf on August 08, 2011, 09:27:39 PM
Just...stop with that namby pamby crap right about now. Either nut up, or get out. We don't play ball with Nerf balls around here.

Yeah we use bowling balls here.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: NHSparky on August 09, 2011, 06:35:32 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

When they deserve it?  And yes, there's a difference between someone who is gay, and someone who's just a faggot.  And in case you're confused, consult Chris Rock with the difference between black people and n*****s, since he says it better than I can.

Welcome to CC.  Just remember, we aren't all the touchy-feely crowd.  And if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 09, 2011, 10:17:56 AM
When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?
Yikes! I just noticed that MineralMan thinks he's one of us!
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Skul on August 09, 2011, 11:25:40 AM
Yikes! I just noticed that MineralMan thinks he's one of us!
That's not like you, to miss something of that order.
The little pebble poofter got BS'd on that earlier, so, not to worry. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
Post by: Chris_ on August 09, 2011, 11:35:56 AM
In the immortal words of Archie Bunker, "A guy who wears glasses is a four-eyes.  A guy who's a fag is a queer."
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