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Title: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: Janice on August 04, 2011, 07:37:02 AM

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It's Comrade 0bama's 50th birthday - what do you give this US marxist president as a gift? ...


How about a pink slip?

and ... a one way ticket to Kenya?

What are your thoughts ... ideas?

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: Odin's Hand on August 04, 2011, 07:48:30 AM

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Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 04, 2011, 08:13:24 AM

Congress gave him a 2 point something trillion dollar blank check... how you gonna top that?

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on August 04, 2011, 10:29:56 AM

Quote from: Janice on August 04, 2011, 07:37:02 AM

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It's Comrade 0bama's 50th birthday - what do you give this US marxist president as a gift? ...


How about a pink slip?

and ... a one way ticket to Kenya?

What are your thoughts ... ideas?

A new TOTUS.  Loaded w/resignation speech.

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: namvet on August 04, 2011, 06:40:01 PM

impeachment papers. what else ????

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on August 04, 2011, 08:39:12 PM

How about one way greyhound bus tickets for him and the family back to Chicago?  :-)

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: namvet on August 04, 2011, 08:42:30 PM

Quote from: SaintLouieWoman on August 04, 2011, 08:39:12 PM

How about one way greyhound bus tickets for him and the family back to Chicago?  :-)

or where ever the hell they come from

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: FreeBorn on August 04, 2011, 08:54:05 PM

Assuming it is his birthday. Any irrefutable undisputed truth of that brought to light yet?

I would get  Mr. Resident a subscription to Canada Free Press, always lots and lots of juicy articles about THE ONE in their fine publication.

Just have a gander at today's issue, eh?

http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/39131

Hey, look at that. It's all about HIM again. Happy Birthday Mr. Resident!

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: Delmar on August 04, 2011, 09:11:12 PM

I'd like to give him a Magic 8 Ball.  If only he'd promise to use it for any executive decision.  His performance would show a marked improvement.

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: Boudicca on August 04, 2011, 09:13:57 PM

I'd like to give him a fat lip to go with his fat head. :bird:

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: namvet on August 04, 2011, 09:18:06 PM

Quote from: Boudicca on August 04, 2011, 09:13:57 PM

I'd like to give him a fat lip to go with his fat head. :bird:

back to the end of the line

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: Firechild on August 05, 2011, 01:01:37 AM

An eviction notice? A clunker for cash? Collard greens and a tea party?

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: BattleHymn on August 05, 2011, 01:09:41 AM

Obumbles gave himself the greatest gift that he could give himself: himself.  All other gifts are incidental.   

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: Janice on August 05, 2011, 08:40:36 AM

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How about a nice sh*t sandwich with some cream of sh*t soup?

Or how about some wonderful steaming cream of sh*t, on a toasted chicken sh*t sesame bun to help show our support for historic affirmative action leader?

 :bday:

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: namvet on August 05, 2011, 08:48:24 AM

Quote from: Janice on August 05, 2011, 08:40:36 AM

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How about a nice sh*t sandwich with some cream of sh*t soup?

Or how about some wonderful steaming cream of sh*t, on a toasted chicken sh*t sesame bun to help show our support for historic affirmative action leader?

 :bday:

all of a sudden this coffee cake don't taste to good.............

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 05, 2011, 09:56:13 AM

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Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: vesta111 on August 05, 2011, 01:57:27 PM

Quote from: BattleHymn on August 05, 2011, 01:09:41 AM

Obumbles gave himself the greatest gift that he could give himself: himself.  All other gifts are incidental.   

Unlimited supply of Oxycontin for his horrid head aches.

How about a Mistress that has more money and power then he does.

Big surprise, the intire family in Kenya and where ever had been moved into the top floor of the white house.  5 White House staffers now have the job to teach them how to use the toilets and showers, how to use the elevators and insure the females keep their tops on.-----One sleeps on top of the beds and not on the floor etc.

One very fine prayer rug with a compus built in to point to Mecca.

Happy Birth Day To YOU-------

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: namvet on August 05, 2011, 03:44:01 PM

make him pay more for his cigarettes. which sits great with his deathcare

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: rich_t on August 05, 2011, 04:05:30 PM

How about a grenade with a sign on the pin that says pull for campaign donation.

Title: Re: What to give 0bama for his birthday?
Post by: namvet on August 05, 2011, 04:23:40 PM

Quote from: rich_t on August 05, 2011, 04:05:30 PM

How about a grenade with a sign on the pin that says pull for campaign donation.

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