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Current Events => Breaking News => Topic started by: beefeater on August 02, 2011, 08:59:50 PM

Title: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: beefeater on August 02, 2011, 08:59:50 PM: CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/08/02/white.house.security/)

(http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2011/08/02/jk.wh.security.breach.cnn.640x480.jpg)

Wonderful to see a black guy frog marched off the White House grounds, to bad it was the wrong one.

I wonder what his DUmmie handle is?
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: Delmar on August 02, 2011, 09:06:12 PM: He's just looking for three hots and a cot plus a little attention.
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: FreeBorn on August 02, 2011, 09:06:48 PM: Eric Holder???!!!
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: thundley4 on August 02, 2011, 09:10:14 PM: Is it just me or is that a freakishly large security guard?
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: Delmar on August 02, 2011, 09:14:23 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on August 02, 2011, 09:10:14 PM
Is it just me or is that a freakishly large security guard?

Not just you. I watched the video just to make sure that it wasn't an optical illusion. He's huge.
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: longview on August 02, 2011, 09:22:04 PM: Drugs are not your friend. :rotf:
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: sybilll on August 02, 2011, 09:51:23 PM: The media has made me such a cynic. This "homeless" man's white capri pants and tennis shoes sure are mighty clean. And no, my guess is he will not be joining the next bus tour with Tea Party Express.
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: catsmtrods on August 03, 2011, 04:13:25 AM: I guess he didn't get his cut from obama's stash!
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 03, 2011, 04:50:53 AM: He saw the fence, the first Wookies' wide ass in the garden and figured that must be where they keep the free ponies.
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: VivisMom on August 03, 2011, 09:29:33 AM: Quote from: sybilll on August 02, 2011, 09:51:23 PM
This "homeless" man's white capri pants and tennis shoes sure are mighty clean.

The term you are looking for is man-pris. And no conservative man would be caught DEAD in them.
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 03, 2011, 09:39:20 AM: Obviously, the homeless fence jumper is racist. :rulez:
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: Chris_ on August 03, 2011, 09:40:48 AM: Quote from: sybilll on August 02, 2011, 09:51:23 PM
This "homeless" man's white capri pants and tennis shoes sure are mighty clean.
It's part of GLAAD's DC chapter. You may be homeless, but that doesn't mean you can't look faaaaabulous. :gay:
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 03, 2011, 10:15:39 AM: Quote from: VivisMom on August 03, 2011, 09:29:33 AM
The term you are looking for is man-pris. And no conservative man would be caught DEAD in them.

I remember a time, a few years ago before The Heiress was born, where my wife and I were leaving the local grocery store, and a small SUV pulls up, and out jumps two young guys. One of them was wearing manpris. My wife and I looked at each other and laughed. Sure enough, there was a rainbow sticker on the back of the SUV. :gay2:
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: delilahmused on August 03, 2011, 01:34:04 PM: It's not a white (racist) guy, DUmmies saddened.

Cindie
Title: Re: Man detained after jumping White House fence
Post by: true_blood on August 03, 2011, 07:52:17 PM: Quote from: beefeater on August 02, 2011, 08:59:50 PM
Wonderful to see a black guy frog marched off the White House grounds, to bad it was the wrong one.
How correct you are. Too bad it is the wrong one.