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Title: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Tess Anderson on August 02, 2011, 01:04:24 PM
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1643318)

 ::) I thought they'd been doing just that for years now:

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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-02-11 01:33 PM
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If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it.
 Don't expect our elected officials to do anything for us. We don't butter their bread, pay for their homes, give them loan of our gulfstream jet to visit the Bahamas. Why should they do us any favors?

Don't expect any of our officials, whether Democrats or Independents, to fight for us. Even though they can con us into fighting for them, it's not a two-way street. They owe us nothing, so its about time we started reciprocating.

The problem with most modern movements is that, at least in the eyes of the elected,. it's a bunch of us, pleading for something out their windows. At the end of their day, they go home to their expensive homes, see their family, who will never want or need anything, and go to bed in a quiet neighborhood. Nothing will befall them, because they have taken care of security, the "right" neighborhood and will most likely never see you anywhere, or anyone else that they don't want to see.

So if you want something, don't ask them. And don't give them a dime or any time.

Go out and ****ing take it.
 
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 02, 2011, 01:09:03 PM
He forgot to mention one little thing.  Do not steal anything from gun owners.  You are still welcome to try though, Taverner.
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 02, 2011, 01:13:36 PM
He forgot to mention one little thing.  Do not steal anything from gun owners.  You are still welcome to try though, Taverner.

Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease try to take something from a gun owner!
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Carl on August 02, 2011, 01:19:54 PM
Welcome to that little thing called "LIFE" dipshit.
Those of us in the sane world accept it and make their way through and not by stealing but by not effing crying about how unfair things are 24 hours a day.
We hold our heads high and earn our keep instead of begging for freebies.
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Karin on August 02, 2011, 01:20:37 PM
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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Tue Aug-02-11 01:42 PM
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4. Keith said it last night.
 He said don't expect politicians or the press to fight for the people. It's not going to happen. He challenged us to take to the streets. Show ourselves in strikes. Stand up.
 

Oh well, if Keith said it then that's a whole new ballgame!  
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 02, 2011, 01:21:12 PM
Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease try to take something from a gun owner!

Oh, they will again, sooner or later...the 'Something' being the guns.  They won't try to do it personally of course, but through legislation, the same way every other liberty-hating, collectivist regime has.
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 02, 2011, 01:23:48 PM
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Show ourselves in strikes.

Wouldn't one need a job first to strike? :???:
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Skul on August 02, 2011, 01:50:42 PM
How do the the unemployed strike?
Do they get a job? :confused:
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 02, 2011, 01:53:19 PM
Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease try to take something from a gun owner!

I was goin' to say, I prolly have all kinds of "toys" these pukes will never be able to afford. If they really want it, they need to only ask, and I will send them my address. I think I still have a coupla dozen shells loaded with rock salt for my 1909 Parker Bros double barrel.

Won't kill 'em, but they'll think twice before they steal anythin' again! It cured me, when me and one of my buddies thought it was a good idea to steal a coupla punkins back in my youth! I didn't think I was ever goin' to get all that salt outa my butt!

Oh, we never stole any more punkins, I can tell ya that!
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 02, 2011, 02:01:51 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-02-11 01:33 PM
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If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it.
Don't expect our elected officials to do anything for us.

I don't recall ever having asked an elected official for anything in my life,
including city councilmen and township trustees.

A perfectly functioning government is one that gives me no reason to realize it
exists.

Democrats look to government for sustenance, so they're always disappointed.
 
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Tucker on August 02, 2011, 02:02:30 PM
He forgot to mention one little thing.  Do not steal anything from gun owners.  You are still welcome to try though, Taverner.

My mole came this (------->ll<------) close to telling him that.

Better judgement prevailed.
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: RWKindaGuy on August 02, 2011, 02:04:08 PM
He forgot to mention one little thing.  Do not steal anything from gun owners.  You are still welcome to try though, Taverner.

That's a good point.  Anyone can try to get my weapons, but getting past that last 300 yards or so may be a bit tricky.

Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 02, 2011, 02:08:39 PM
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Kurmudgeon (645 posts)     Tue Aug-02-11 02:09 PM
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9. It's theft, is what it is.

Go ahead and take it, whatever it is. Just be ready to accept the consequences.
Odds are the person you take it from will just be common folks like many of us here.
Also, be aware of where you take it from, some are armed and expect the authorities to take a dim view of your actions as well.


 :whistling:

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Tallulah (44 posts)      Tue Aug-02-11 01:57 PM
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8. Go out and ****ing take it.

Like in steal ? Whatever I want ? Or to fight for what I want ?

I'm a bit drunk right now. I don't quite get it is what it is.

I see a fountain I'd like. Should I take it ?


 :lmao:
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 02, 2011, 02:44:39 PM
Drunk at 2pm on a Tuesday?

Nice.
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 02, 2011, 02:48:27 PM
Drunk at 2pm on a Tuesday?

Nice.

They're DUmmies, you were expecting something different? :wink:
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: jukin on August 02, 2011, 02:59:30 PM
Bring it!
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Tucker on August 02, 2011, 03:10:38 PM
Drunk at 2pm on a Tuesday?

Nice.

They don't get up until one PM though.
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: catsmtrods on August 02, 2011, 03:11:15 PM
I'm always amazed at the size of his keyboard muscles.
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: wasp69 on August 02, 2011, 03:55:57 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-02-11 01:33 PM
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If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it.

Like I should worry about what some shit-headed junkie in Oakland thinks....

 :lmao:

Break's over, DUmbass, go salt the fries!
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: I_B_Perky on August 02, 2011, 04:44:26 PM
I was goin' to say, I prolly have all kinds of "toys" these pukes will never be able to afford. If they really want it, they need to only ask, and I will send them my address. I think I still have a coupla dozen shells loaded with rock salt for my 1909 Parker Bros double barrel.

Won't kill 'em, but they'll think twice before they steal anythin' again! It cured me, when me and one of my buddies thought it was a good idea to steal a coupla punkins back in my youth! I didn't think I was ever goin' to get all that salt outa my butt!

Oh, we never stole any more punkins, I can tell ya that!

I have felt your pain my friend. Man that shit freaking hurt. I didn't get it in the butt though... I got in the back of my legs. My brother got it worse than me. He was closer.  Heh! It's funny now... good story. Back then, not so funny.
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: LC EFA on August 02, 2011, 04:48:24 PM
Who does this dumbass think he is ? The government ?
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 02, 2011, 05:32:52 PM
The entitlement mentality.
Taverner: Drug user. Unemployed. Voted for Obama. Believed the lies of a free pony, and never got the pony.

Now the democrats sign a deal where they lie about cutting spending, and the DUmmy believes this too.
No ponies in the future...no ponies ever.

Taverner doesn't care about responsible spending...he'll likely stay in the 50% that never pay taxes for the rest of his life. He just wants his...
and now the only way to get what he wants to to
A) Sober up and get a job
or
B) Steal.

Now which option will a DUmmy choose?
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: NHSparky on August 02, 2011, 05:38:29 PM
Oh well, if Keith said it then that's a whole new ballgame!  

Run tell dat, Keef!  Incite that crowd from the window of your limo!
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: USA4ME on August 02, 2011, 05:40:32 PM
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Taverner

If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it.

What I don't get is his belief that he has to announce it outloud.  I mean, we're talking about liberals here.  Taking things by force from others because they're too lazy to work for it is just part of their DNA.  They don't have to be reminded to do it.

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Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: miskie on August 02, 2011, 05:49:54 PM
Drunk at 2pm on a Tuesday?

Nice.

DUmmy got into mom and dad's liquor cabinet and guzzled a bottle of '76 Thunderbird because nobody would miss it.
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: true_blood on August 02, 2011, 08:13:38 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-02-11 01:33 PM
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If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it.
Spoken like a true communist.
:loser:
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Skul on August 02, 2011, 08:33:39 PM
Tavern-turd ran for the outback.
Stupid tavern-turd looses again.
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: vesta111 on August 04, 2011, 06:31:30 AM
Tavern-turd ran for the outback.
Stupid tavern-turd looses again.

Dude must live in New Hampshire and run a street side plant shop.

We have had a couple big cemetery's up here that have been hit by plant thieves.  So far only 2 big ones hit but the MO is the thieves dig up in ground planted flowers or shrubs.

To make matters interesting they take the time to fill in the holes and rake it over.  Neat scum bags.   

Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: NHSparky on August 04, 2011, 07:31:56 AM
Dude must live in New Hampshire and run a street side plant shop.

We have had a couple big cemetery's up here that have been hit by plant thieves.  So far only 2 big ones hit but the MO is the thieves dig up in ground planted flowers or shrubs.

To make matters interesting they take the time to fill in the holes and rake it over.  Neat scum bags.   



Instead of living in Maine and robbing pharmacies to support their oxy habits.
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: Paul Heinzman on August 04, 2011, 07:55:33 AM
He forgot to mention one little thing.  Do not steal anything from gun owners.  You are still welcome to try though, Taverner.

That reminds me of a sign I saw in somebody's yard yesterday that gave my quite a laugh:

"No Trespassing: Survivors will be prosecuted."
Title: Re: "If you want something, don't ask for it. Go out and ****ing take it." (tav)
Post by: NHSparky on August 04, 2011, 07:57:31 AM
My favorite:

"This property guarded by Smith and Wesson three nights a week.  You guess which three."