Webster Green (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-02-11 12:56 PMhttp://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1642827
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Do you enjoy ****ing with freepers/teabaggers/wingnuts?
I do, and I have a sure-fire method for making them totally lose it.
When ****ing with them on other boards, or comments sections (YouTube is great fun), I ask them to please do their part as a patriotic American and always use the proper light bulbs.
"Proper light bulbs" is the key phrase that always sends them into a frenzy. After they get good and wound up ranting about Obama's socialist nanny-state, you inform them that the CFL thing was the chimp's idea.
Some fun!
cherokeeprogressive (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-02-11 01:49 PM
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18. Only in supermarket checkouts, Walmarts, Olive Gardens, and Post Offices.
Boy do I give them holy hell. I've reduced dozens of them to quivering masses of drooling jelly.
Oh wait... that wasn't me.
I DO love to read about how DU'ers put them in their place daily though!
I'll see how many of you 'tards mess with me tomorrow night on my flight to Milwaukee. I'll be reading Broke by Glenn Beck, just to see if there are any DUmmies on flight who will try to stir up some silly bouncy for me to read when I get back to Las Vegas.
Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-02-11 01:05 PM
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7. Oh please
CFL bulbs suck. LEDs are still overpriced. Halogens can be a fire hazard. And some of us don't have the $$$ required to replace fixtures to accomodate the new bulbs. I've stockpiled some of the old style bulbs.
Funny that the bastards in government could agree to mandate lightbulbs but the ****ers couldn't agree to a clean vote on raising the debt ceiling.
Once again the joke is on Main Street America.
But, hey, you can laugh if you want to.
A law that pretty much ended domestic manufacturing of home use light bulbs. How many of their union brothers lost jobs because of it?
If there is, I want to read about it. Wear the shoes!
I would if I didn't have to take off my shoes at security. TSA might consider them a weapon. I'm already a terrorist according to Biden and the DUmmies.
You mean at GE?GE has over 15,000 unionized employees out of 130,000 in the USA but that was not the point I was trying to make. Usually a DUmmie whines over jobs moved overseas and I really did not see that on that thread and I was subtly trying to point that out.
I oughta BS for being so naive.
I'll see how many of you 'tards mess with me tomorrow night on my flight to Milwaukee. I'll be reading Broke by Glenn Beck, just to see if there are any DUmmies on flight who will try to stir up some silly bouncy for me to read when I get back to Las Vegas.
Oh! let us know how the recall is going, I'm curious what the locals think of Walker and Republicans.
I can tell you what my mom thinks...
"That guy needs to be fired. He is ruining Wisconsin!!"
Does your mother know that you can't fire a Governor? (Yeah, I know he can be recalled, but who would say something like that?)
I look forward to hearing some bouncy stories, Jess. :-)
I can tell you what my mom thinks...The slashed tires and broken windows wouldn't make her notice them?
"That guy needs to be fired. He is ruining Wisconsin!!"
So you can see just how much fun I will have around there. I think I am the only conservative in the family. My parent's neighbors are also huge Walker haters. I need to find some Walker bumper stickers and put them on my mom's car while I am there. It would probably take her a year to notice it.
The slashed tires and broken windows wouldn't make her notice them?
I am still trying to figure out what issues take precedence over other issues when they come into direct conflict over there in the DUmp,
Family cookout on Sunday. I'll start the drama by saying, "So, how about that Scott Walker?" and let it go from there. :)
I can tell you what my mom thinks...
"That guy needs to be fired. He is ruining Wisconsin!!"
So you can see just how much fun I will have around there. I think I am the only conservative in the family. My parent's neighbors are also huge Walker haters. I need to find some Walker bumper stickers and put them on my mom's car while I am there. It would probably take her a year to notice it.
I can tell you what my mom thinks...
"That guy needs to be fired. He is ruining Wisconsin!!"
So you can see just how much fun I will have around there. I think I am the only conservative in the family. My parent's neighbors are also huge Walker haters. I need to find some Walker bumper stickers and put them on my mom's car while I am there. It would probably take her a year to notice it.
Ya think China is goin' to start usin' those mercury tainted bulbs any time soon? Nope! They're gonna manufacture incandescents and sell 'em to us on the black market.
Capitalism is alive and well in China, while we're doin' everything we can to destroy it in this country.
Anyone else think this is a Twilight Zone episode?
Webster Green (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-02-11 12:56 PM
Original message
Do you enjoy ****ing with freepers/teabaggers/wingnuts?
I do, and I have a sure-fire method for making them totally lose it.
When ****ing with them on other boards, or comments sections (YouTube is great fun), I ask them to please do their part as a patriotic American and always use the proper light bulbs.
"Proper light bulbs" is the key phrase that always sends them into a frenzy. After they get good and wound up ranting about Obama's socialist nanny-state, you inform them that the CFL thing was the chimp's idea.
Some fun!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1642827
The thread is full of keyboard commando bravado, but a call out from an unexpected source.
:lol:
Webster Green (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-02-11 12:56 PM
Original message
Do you enjoy ****ing with freepers/teabaggers/wingnuts?
I do, and I have a sure-fire method for making them totally lose it.
When ****ing with them on other boards, or comments sections (YouTube is great fun), I ask them to please do their part as a patriotic American and always use the proper light bulbs.
Family cookout on Sunday. I'll start the drama by saying, "So, how about that Scott Walker?" and let it go from there.Sounds like a reverse holiday bouncy.
Family cookout on Sunday. I'll start the drama by saying, "So, how about that Scott Walker?" and let it go from there. :)
Oh, you are Evil - miskie approves.
I usually don't say anything, I let shirts like this do the talking..(http://www.gopmall.com/images/products/2249.jpg)
I don't have any witty shirts or "____ for President". I do, however, own a few Sharpies and could make my own in a couple of minutes. Would "Walker For President" be good enough?
"Walker for Dictator" would be better.
With that shirt, I could mole the protests at the Capitol. From my understanding, the hippies are still there.Do you know anyone with a stencil machine (Cricut, etc)? Making paper stencils is a breeze. Pop one out, white spray paint on a dark shirt = instant liberal protestor.
With that shirt, I could mole the protests at the Capitol. From my understanding, the hippies are still there.The hippie infestation of Madison, in medical jargon: a chronic condition.
The hippie infestation of Madison, in medical jargon: a chronic condition.Madison has been infested with hippies since the mid-60s.
Do you know anyone with a stencil machine (Cricut, etc)? Making paper stencils is a breeze. Pop one out, white spray paint on a dark shirt = instant liberal protestor.
I only know about them because the old lady beaders in the payroll department have them (and bread machines).