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Title: Just like in school, get under your desks!
Post by: CG6468 on August 01, 2011, 03:48:56 PM
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Comet races toward Earth at peak of God's holy days
Pastor asking: 'Will there be some type of magnetic pull? Will the poles shift?'
Posted: July 31, 2011
12:15 am Eastern

By Joe Kovacs
© 2011 WND

In the summer of 1998, Americans raced into movie theaters for not one, but two major Hollywood productions featuring giant asteroids about to smash into Earth.

The films – "Deep Impact" and "Armageddon" – had plots so similar, many people confuse the two.

Now 13 years later, a newly discovered, real-life comet named Elenin is racing toward our home planet.

No, it's not an asteroid, and no, it's not on a crash course, but it is expected to be at its closest point to us – some 21 million miles – during the culmination of God's annual holy days mentioned in the Bible.

This has sparked a wave of speculation that it could be some sort of miraculous sign possibly heralding the long-anticipated return of Jesus to Earth.

I thought they said Em&Em (http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=326893#ixzz1Tjzrya73)
Title: Re: Just like in school, get under your desks!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 01, 2011, 04:21:32 PM
21 million miles?  A quarter of an AU is not all that close.
Title: Re: Just like in school, get under your desks!
Post by: NHSparky on August 01, 2011, 04:33:13 PM
Lemme know when it's inside lunar orbit.  Then I might care.
Title: Re: Just like in school, get under your desks!
Post by: compaqxp on August 01, 2011, 04:43:42 PM
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sign possibly heralding the long-anticipated return of Jesus to Earth.

FFS? They're always coming up with new signs for Jesus to return.
Title: Re: Just like in school, get under your desks!
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 01, 2011, 05:00:33 PM
FFS? They're always coming up with new signs for Jesus to return.

...and there really is a space ship behind this one. So drink the Koolaid and get on board. "You can't stay here.", Applewhite, Epplewhite...awh, what the hell was his name? You know, the dude that de-balled himself and led The Heavens Gate cult. On the bright side of that though, he took a bunch of DUmmies with him.
Title: Re: Just like in school, get under your desks!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 02, 2011, 01:49:46 PM
FFSF? They're always coming up with new signs for Jesus to return.

It's the new lingo, compaq . . .