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Title: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: Freeper on July 28, 2011, 09:12:42 PM
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jul-28-11 07:52 PM
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Conversation with friend who claims to be "conservative"
   
Talking about the debt ceiling. Talking about how broken things are in Washington.

She asked me what I thought and I said we needed a clean bill. Not paying our bills is unconstitutional.

I asked her what she thought. She said..."we need to withdraw from the UN". Long pregnant pause from me. I mustered up a question of "why"?

She really couldn't explain her answer....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1599850

 :whatever:

A bonus bouncy.

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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jul-28-11 09:36 PM
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2. Fair tent last week (Dems). Some guy walks up a says
   
"Obama is a communist!"
So I ask - "can you tell me just what a communist is and how Obama fits that model?"
He looked around up and down for about 30 seconds. Then he turned and walked away, and turned back and said "Obama's a communist."
I'll bet you this dumb **** will vote.

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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jul-28-11 10:07 PM
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3. parroting talking points.
   
I am still shaking my head wondering where leaving the UN is going to help the debt ceiling.

These people are crazy.

I am still shaking my head wondering how increasing the debt ceiling and continuing to add to the deficit is going to help our country.



Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: thundley4 on July 28, 2011, 09:14:44 PM
Joe Biden said that we have to spend money to make money .  That is all they need to know.
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: Freeper on July 28, 2011, 09:16:15 PM
Joe Biden said that we have to spend money to make money .  That is all they need to know.

That only works, if the money you are spending gives you some kind of return. Merely pissing it away, and funding DUmmies beer, and travel money has no return.

Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: Delmar on July 28, 2011, 09:17:46 PM


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I am still shaking my head wondering how increasing the debt ceiling and continuing to add to the deficit is going to help our country.

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“Well, people when I say that look at me and say, ‘What are you talking about? You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?’” Biden said. “The answer is yes, I’m telling you.”

Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: thundley4 on July 28, 2011, 09:18:46 PM
That only works, if the money you are spending gives you some kind of return. Merely pissing it away, and funding DUmmies beer, and travel money has no return.



But every dollar spent on welfare puts a Brazillion dollars back into the economy. Nancy Pelosi said so. /DU mode
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 28, 2011, 09:20:11 PM
Democrat politicians never spend money on their boondoggles.
They "invest" in their boondoggles.
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: Delmar on July 28, 2011, 09:22:57 PM
Joe Biden said that we have to spend money to make money .  That is all they need to know.
High five for beating me to the Slow Joe explanation.
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: Splashdown on July 28, 2011, 09:23:19 PM
Give me one (non military) Federal Government success.

I define success as coming at, near, or under budget, and which actually does what the governemnt says it's going to do. Hell, even NASA, which was pretty darn successful, had been a money hole for decades.
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: Freeper on July 28, 2011, 09:25:18 PM
But every dollar spent on welfare puts a Brazillion dollars back into the economy. Nancy Pelosi said so. /DU mode

lol and she's about as reliable as Nadin.  :rotf:
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: compaqxp on July 28, 2011, 10:22:19 PM
That only works, if the money you are spending gives you some kind of return. Merely pissing it away, and funding DUmmies beer, and travel money has no return.



But remember according to a certain Buick driver (and other dummies) for every 1$ spent about 1.84$ is returned to the local economy.

Somehow...
Joe Biden said that we have to spend money to make money .  That is all they need to know.

I worked with someone for a long time who said this very thing. They would get a new idea and go spend money on it and this was their excuse, that they had to spend it to make it. It didn't work for them, ever.



Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: diesel driver on July 29, 2011, 02:48:21 AM
But remember according to a certain Buick driver (and other dummies) for every 1$ spent about 1.84$ is returned to the local economy.

Somehow...
I worked with someone for a long time who said this very thing. They would get a new idea and go spend money on it and this was their excuse, that they had to spend it to make it. It didn't work for them, ever.





That's where your friend went wrong.

YOU are not supposed to spend the money.

YOU are supposed to give your money to government, and THEY are supposed to spend it.
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 29, 2011, 08:12:39 AM
That only works, if the money you are spending gives you some kind of return. Merely pissing it away, and funding DUmmies beer, and travel money has no return.



It works fantastically well, when it's someone else's money and you're getting paid and otherwise rewarded for spending it...which is the flawed dynamic of the government that has us where we are today. 
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: Karin on July 29, 2011, 08:28:36 AM
Those were the two laziest-assed bouncies I've ever seen.  They didn't even bother with a plot.  Like a porno. 

Oh, and Obama is a Communist.  He was raised as one. 
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: Tucker on July 29, 2011, 09:27:48 AM
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She said..."we need to withdraw from the UN"

I posted the same thing for my second post at DU. I never made three before I was served lunch.
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: jukin on July 29, 2011, 09:43:11 AM
You have to spend money, not only to not go bankrupt but also to improve your profit to earnings ratio.
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: thundley4 on July 29, 2011, 10:17:28 AM
To be fair , the saying "You have to spend money to make money" is true, for businesses that want to expand, not governments.
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 29, 2011, 11:28:50 AM
Those were the two laziest-assed bouncies I've ever seen.  They didn't even bother with a plot.  Like a porno.
Big difference there. A plot is necessary for a good bouncy. In porn, it's just a waste of time.
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 29, 2011, 11:31:53 AM
Those were the two laziest-assed bouncies I've ever seen.  They didn't even bother with a plot.  Like a porno. 

But, at least a porn flick is something that some people want to see (consume).
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: Karin on July 29, 2011, 12:18:37 PM
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your profit to earnings ratio.
:lmao:  I'd completely forgotten about that particular gaffe!  It was early on, IIRC, and it was a dark foreshadowing of just how little he knew. 
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: wasp69 on July 29, 2011, 01:52:45 PM
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-28-11 07:52 PM
Original message
Conversation with friend who claims to be "conservative"
   
Talking about the debt ceiling. Talking about how broken things are in Washington.

She asked me what I thought and I said we needed a clean bill. Not paying our bills is unconstitutional.

I asked her what she thought. She said..."we need to withdraw from the UN". Long pregnant pause from me. I mustered up a question of "why"?

She really couldn't explain her answer....

Yeah, sweetheart that's great. 

Your break is over, there's a line going out of the trailer park.

(http://www.edinformatics.com/inventions_inventors/Jeans_zipper_closeup.jpg)
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 29, 2011, 01:59:25 PM
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-28-11 07:52 PM
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Long pregnant pause from me.

Surprised she'd use that term.
Anything pregnant around Horse with no Brain is likely to be stabbed with a suction hose.
Title: Re: The penis inspector spins another bouncy.
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 29, 2011, 06:52:23 PM
Those were the two laziest-assed bouncies I've ever seen.  They didn't even bother with a plot.  Like a porno. 

Big difference there. A plot is necessary for a good bouncy. In porn, it's just a waste of time.

I disagree. All pornos have a plot. The plot? Someone is getting screwed.

Not that I have ever watched a porno, mind you. <halo smiley>

Gotta run... got some vids to watch.   :-)