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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on July 28, 2011, 05:48:12 PM
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And the DUmmies claim we are illiterate, not one of them scholars called him out on his mistake.
DemocracyInaction (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-28-11 06:34 PM
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Breaking: There Going to Go PRAY!!!!!!!!
Honest to Christ!!! Just heard it on Fox (barf) news. The lunatics have gone to the House chapel to pray. Boehner vote delayed because doesn't have the votes and the ****heads are going to go pray about it. Jesushchrist, these people are Elmer Gantry on steriods.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1599284
I'm agnostic, personally, but I don't get my undies all in a bunch if someone prays, the goons act like they are performing human sacrifices or something. :whatever:
Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-28-11 06:41 PM
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15. I'm going to pray, too
I'll pray that the people of the United States are not held hostage by a bunch of idiots that have NO idea what Christianity is really about.
:eyes:
Yep practicing Christians know so much less about Christianity than you do. :whatever:
Just like you goons knew the situation in Iraq much better than those who served there or should that be served they're? :-)
piratefish08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-28-11 06:43 PM
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22. Dear God
Please send Jesus to remind these ****muscles that you told them to give ALL their shit to the poor.
ALL. YOUR. SHIT. Not some of it. Not most of it. ALL OF IT.
Yes Jesus, I know you could not have been clearer the first time. But these people are stupid. REAL ****ing stupid.
The ones that aren't ACTUALLY stupid, are acting stupid.
Please send a lightening bolt of brain activity to these asshats.
RAmen
It's been years since I cracked open a Bible, so I don't which passage it was where Jesus said that. Maybe one of the fundies here can shed some light on this. :-)
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I think thats a refrence to " HOLY SHIT"!
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The DUmmies don't just hate faith...they FEAR it.
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And the DUmmies claim we are illiterate, not one of them scholars called him out on his mistake.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1599284
I'm agnostic, personally, but I don't get my undies all in a bunch if someone prays, the goons act like they are performing human sacrifices or something. :whatever:
Yep practicing Christians know so much less about Christianity than you do. :whatever:
Just like you goons knew the situation in Iraq much better than those who served there or should that be served they're? :-)
It's been years since I cracked open a Bible, so I don't which passage it was where Jesus said that. Maybe one of the fundies here can shed some light on this. :-)
Matthew 19:17-22 And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life? And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? [there is] none good but one, [that is], God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments. He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Honour thy father and [thy] mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet? Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go [and] sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come [and] follow me. But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.
I know of no verse where Jesus told everyone to give all their stuff away, AND in the above verse He told this particular man to give his stuff away for a reason.
Jesus told him to give his stuff away to show him that his possessions were more important to him than God.
The Bible also says: For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
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Matthew 19:17-22 And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life? And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? [there is] none good but one, [that is], God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments. He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Honour thy father and [thy] mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet? Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go [and] sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come [and] follow me. But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.
I know of no verse where Jesus told everyone to give all their stuff away, AND in the above verse He told this particular man to give his stuff away for a reason.
Jesus told him to give his stuff away to show him that his possessions were more important to him than God.
The Bible also says: For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
If thou wilt be perfect, go [and] sell that thou hast , and give to the poor,
No where does it say to give all to the poor.
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There? doesn't he mean They're?
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There? doesn't he mean They're?
I thought I pointed that out. :tongue:
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I thought I pointed that out. :tongue:
:lmao:
Ooops!
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He edited!!!!!!!!!!! :lmao:
DemocracyInaction (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-28-11 06:34 PM
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Breaking: They Are Going to Go PRAY!!!!!!!!
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He edited!!!!!!!!!!! :lmao:
It took a second edit,
Union Scribe (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-28-11 06:46 PM
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27. Strike two. There. Their. Almost, dude.
:rotf: :rotf:
There sure idiots at DU, they sit their and post stupid shit all day, they're collective IQ is about 15. :-)
That was hard to type out that way. :rotf:
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:lmao:
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DemocracyInaction (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-28-11 06:34 PM
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Breaking: There Going to Go PRAY!!!!!!!!
Honest to Christ!!! Just heard it on Fox (barf) news.
lemme guess, you were just watching TV and "accidently" tuned into Fox news...
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-28-11 06:41 PM
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15. I'm going to pray, too
I'm going to pray as well Misty primitive. I'm going to pray that the imposter in the white mosque gets impeached and congress gets cleaned up of all the commies and socialists, i.e., America-haters.
Never underestimate the power of prayer DUmmies!
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It took a second edit,
:rotf: :rotf:
There sure idiots at DU, they sit their and post stupid shit all day, they're collective IQ is about 15. :-)
That was hard to type out that way. :rotf
He may have edited, but he still claims they're on "steriods".
Must have learned English with nadin.
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He may have edited, but he still claims they're on "steriods".
Must have learned English with nadin.
:lmao:
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Buncha asshats over there getting their panties in a twist over Christians praying. :yawn: Who wants to bet it'd be crickets if a gaggle of Muslims hit the prayer rugs instead? :whatever:
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Let 'em take a look at this page (http://www.zompist.com/meetthepoor.html) then, they'd want to keep GOD on our money, in our government buildings...etc...There ooooooooooops, they're so fake lol
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piratefish08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-28-11 06:43 PM
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22. Dear God
Please send Jesus to remind these ****muscles that you told them to give ALL their shit to the poor.
ALL. YOUR. SHIT. Not some of it. Not most of it. ALL OF IT.
So... when are Obama and Pelosi and Reid and Hillary and every other [allegedly] Christian Democrat going to lead by example? I guess your false idea of what Jesus taught only applies to Republicans.