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Title: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Karin on July 28, 2011, 03:39:34 PM
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liberal N proud  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-28-11 04:22 PM
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Looking for help responding to a right wing hit piece
 I am looking for a real witty response to this email I received from my asshole right wing and poor brother.



These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:


1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4.. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Can you think of a reason for not sharing this?

Neither could I......




This both gives me time to respond without just off the cuff sending it back and a little help from our inspired minds.

You know I will respond all when I respond, so everyone can see the responses, so it isn't going back to just one asshole.

Here is something to contemplate, my brother was doing quite well until working in the airline industry, nice house, boat 2 cars, SUV and an off-road vehicle, seasons tickets to the St. Louis Rams and Cardinals before that. He pretty much lost everything after the airlines no longer needed him, his wife, all but one car, boat camper and house. He now lives in a mobile home with his live in girlfriend who like him works for minimum wage with no benefits.

And he sends shit like this. 
 

Let's see how they do....

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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-28-11 04:24 PM
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1. Bumper sticker political philosophy.
 He doesn't understand it, so you can't counter it.
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Cheap cop-out.

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jtown1123 (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-28-11 04:26 PM
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2. Nothing witty, but they have to realize, wealthy people got there because of us
 
the system afforded them wealth. The worker bees and lowly employees built their empire. What on earth do they do that deserves such lavish compensation? Are they curing cancer? Didn't think so. You can't get wealthy in a magical bubble that somehow exempts you from paying your fair share of taxes. I'll try to think of something witty later...

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-28-11 04:26 PM
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3. That's a great argument against trickle down economics
 and tax breaks for the 1% while the rest of us carry everything. 
:mental:  What?

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C_U_L8R  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-28-11 04:27 PM
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4. all completely false arguments
 Edited on Thu Jul-28-11 04:30 PM by C_U_L8R
how about ...
-roads you can drive on (and safe airways and waterways too)
-food that won't kill you
-defenses to protect the country
-savings you can retire on

thats what you pay for.

Nothing to do with the OP.  That's it, just 4 responses.  Still new though. 
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: JakeStyle on July 28, 2011, 03:42:54 PM
H5 for the thread title, Everything Zen!
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Traveshamockery on July 28, 2011, 04:04:00 PM
I'm thinking I'm liking the brother a lot more than the DUmmie! 

 :loser:
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: thundley4 on July 28, 2011, 04:06:36 PM
I think that list looks good enough to put on facebook. :)
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 28, 2011, 04:08:48 PM
So the brother lost his job (unfortunately) and took a huge pay cut.  Why is he a bad guy again?  At least he works, DUmmy.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Wineslob on July 28, 2011, 04:10:00 PM
Blazingly perfect example of Libtard stupidity on display.

Kudos to the Rethug Bro.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: whiteguyPI on July 28, 2011, 04:15:14 PM
Hey DUmmie! Maybe your brother isn't poor...maybe he has all he needs in his mobile home and live-in girlfriend.  Sounds like you're the asshole after all.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: jukin on July 28, 2011, 04:16:39 PM
All of those points are quite true and valid.

I got a hunski that says the BIL lost his job after the democrat party took control of congress and started their reign of regulation and incompetence.

My advice for the DUchebag is to fire back "To each according to their need. From each according to his ability." That will show the BIL.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Freeper on July 28, 2011, 04:39:51 PM
H5 for the thread title, Everything Zen!

That's the name of that song, I couldn't recall where it came from.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 28, 2011, 04:48:51 PM
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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-28-11 04:24 PM
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1. Bumper sticker political philosophy.
 He doesn't understand it, so you can't counter it.

Yeah? You mean like "Hope and Change?" At least this bumper sticker philosophy is grounded in real world observations.

Hope and Change is grounded in fooling people into voting for nothing.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Freeper on July 28, 2011, 04:54:10 PM
Yeah? You mean like "Hope and Change?" At least this bumper sticker philosophy is grounded in real world observations.

Hope and Change is grounded in fooling people into voting for nothing.

Aint that the truth?

The DUmmies love bumper sticker philosophy, in fact it only takes one sticker with one message to sum them up, "tax the rich!".

Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: IassaFTots on July 28, 2011, 04:56:19 PM
H5 for the thread title, Everything Zen!

I second the H5!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: JakeStyle on July 28, 2011, 04:59:03 PM
That's the name of that song, I couldn't recall where it came from.
Bush's fault of course  :lmao:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQzbCsfDhPg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 28, 2011, 05:11:46 PM
A Dumbass tries to reply:

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LaydeeBug  (1000+ posts)       Thu Jul-28-11 08:38 PM
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6. Ok, at a glance
 The so-called "job creators" in this nation pillaged our safety net under the auspices of actually creating jobs. The only place they created jobs was in INDIA, so perhaps they should seek tax relief there. it's time We The People invest OUR tax dollars into businesses that actually create JOBS instead of blame.


1) which party rails about outsourcing jobs while importing illegal immigrants

2) I think you're referring to Obama's buddy: GE

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You can't ask a person to pull themselves up by the bootstraps when they are God Damned BAREFOOT.


Pulling up by your bootstraps implies you start small...even if only at a "burger-flipper" job.

How do people pull themselves up with a welfare check? Are they going to start a business? Get a job and lose their free money, rent, food, healthcare they get for NOT working?

How does welfare work?

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The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. Really? Are you daft? You can't be stupid enough to believe this, since the top one percent enjoys loopholes that you and I do not enjoy.


Just because there are loopholes doesn't disprove the premise.

Maybe if your government wasn't so busy trying to pick winners and losers there wouldn't be crony capitalism trying to buy privilege/hurt competitors while you delude yourself into thinking it will somehow help the poor (read: your own damn greedy self).

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You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it? Que up the stupid train again, and somebody ask the imbecile who wrote this to tell you what a dividend is. We The People are the shareholders in America, stupid.


A dividend is payment based on a share of profit for having loaned money to the business...imbecile.

You don't get to claim a dividend if you didn't invest your own money to buy the share.

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When there are four people for every one position out there, you, your mother, your father, your pastor and all the teabagging conglomerate from sea to shining sea have a lot of nerve to try and say that half the people have any idea where their next meal is coming from because stupid assholes like you fall for stupid shit like this.


Ah yes, the ol' ****-your-xtian-morality-my-morality-is-superior argument.

You assbags don't even believe in give a man a fish vs. teach him to fish; you're too busy stealing other people's fish.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: MrsSmith on July 28, 2011, 05:51:56 PM
Typical DUmp...when someone posts an obvious truth, scream insults.   ::) ::)
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: ChuckJ on July 28, 2011, 05:54:09 PM
That's the first post I've ever seen from Laydeebug. Has any of her other posts ever been brought over? She seems to be another one trying to prove she's the stupidest person on the internet.

I just thought of something...Do you win some sort of prize if you get crowned the stupidest person on the internet? If not, why are so many DUers working so hard to claim the title?
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: LC EFA on July 28, 2011, 06:21:25 PM
OP must be a mole.

Putting that out there to watch the DU-che-bags writhe and squirm trying to debate it.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 28, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Losing everything and being forced to live in a trailer...must sound familiar to poor, stupid Beth.
Unlike the repuke brother, though, Beth still doesn't work.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 28, 2011, 09:04:04 PM
OK my 2 cents on the same tired old liberal argument:

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C_U_L8R  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-28-11 04:27 PM
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4. all completely false arguments
 Edited on Thu Jul-28-11 04:30 PM by C_U_L8R
how about ...
-roads you can drive on (and safe airways and waterways too)
-food that won't kill you
-defenses to protect the country
-savings you can retire on

thats what you pay for.

I agree. That is what I and others that pay taxes pay for. Unfortunately we also pay for the following:

Lazy welfare parasite's food.
Lazy welfare parasite's healthcare.
Lazy welfare parasite's housing.
Lazy welfare parasite's medical care.
Lazy welfare parasite's children... which they pop out at an alarming rate.
Lazy welfare parasite's cell phones.
Lazy asswipes that would rather have a big screen TV and a new vehicle instead of saving their money for retirement... depending on the government to provide that.

That is what is breaking this country.

Now let's talk about the lazy welfare parasites that do not contribute to society. Let's talk about hubs of section 8 housing where the crime rate is very high. Let's talk about those on food stamps being obese. Let's talk about the percentage of lazy welfare parasites that are on drugs. Let's talk about the lazy welfare parasites that drive on those safe roads, eat that safe food, are protected by the military so they are free, and get welfare to retire on cause they never worked at all... of which they contributed NOTHING.  Or how about those that didn't plan on providing for themselves in retirement breaking the bank because we had to spend money on the above?

Hey dummie? We can talk about this all day long. Sounds to me like life dealt your brother the shitty end of the stick, it happens, and guess what? He is coping. Something you dummies can't seem to do.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Boudicca on July 28, 2011, 10:46:32 PM
That's the first post I've ever seen from Laydeebug. Has any of her other posts ever been brought over? She seems to be another one trying to prove she's the stupidest person on the internet.

I just thought of something...Do you win some sort of prize if you get crowned the stupidest person on the internet? If not, why are so many DUers working so hard to claim the title?

Chuck, I don't think they're working hard at something that comes so damn naturally.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 28, 2011, 11:18:12 PM
That's the first post I've ever seen from Laydeebug. Has any of her other posts ever been brought over? She seems to be another one trying to prove she's the stupidest person on the internet.

I just thought of something...Do you win some sort of prize if you get crowned the stupidest person on the internet? If not, why are so many DUers working so hard to claim the title?
Never heard of her. Moonbats are just like moles, in that they're afraid to show up in GD until they're over the 1000 mark. They accumulate stats with "K&R" and "LOL" posts in all the DUmp's trash forums, especially the Lounge, and then show up in GD with post counts that give them some DUmp street cred.

When you see how DUmb so many DUmmies are, it gives you a new appreciation of the truly bottomless stupidity of poor, stupid Beth. It is hard to imagine the depth and consistency of pure ignorance it would take to displace her as the stupidest person on all the internets.

It sort of reminds me of professional golfers. The first PGA tournament I ever attended was way back in the 70s. Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus were both playing, and they had galleries like Tiger Woods today. So I started following some guys I'd never heard of. Every one of them hit the ball like nothing I could have ever imagined. I was awestruck. One rocket shot after another, huge drives, draws and fades into the pins like dreams. Amazing skill. Then it struck me that these guys were the losers who probably wouldn't make the cut. They couldn't compete with Nicklaus on their best day.  That's how the vast majority of DUmmies compare to EFerrari in stupidity. They're incredible idiots, but she's the Tiger Woods (in his bimbo, HGH prime) of DUmbness.  One DUmmy who comes close is Pedro Picasso, but he's like Lee Trevino to Beth's Jack Nicklaus.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Firechild on July 28, 2011, 11:52:31 PM
OP must be a mole.

Putting that out there to watch the DU-che-bags writhe and squirm trying to debate it.

:cheersmate: lmao probably...He sounded about as sharp as a ball bearing.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2011, 06:16:14 AM
It sort of reminds me of professional golfers. The first PGA tournament I ever attended was way back in the 70s. Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus were both playing, and they had galleries like Tiger Woods today. So I started following some guys I'd never heard of. Every one of them hit the ball like nothing I could have ever imagined. I was awestruck. One rocket shot after another, huge drives, draws and fades into the pins like dreams. Amazing skill. Then it struck me that these guys were the losers who probably wouldn't make the cut. They couldn't compete with Nicklaus on their best day.  That's how the vast majority of DUmmies compare to EFerrari in stupidity. They're incredible idiots, but she's the Tiger Woods (in his bimbo, HGH prime) of DUmbness.  One DUmmy who comes close is Pedro Picasso, but he's like Lee Trevino to Beth's Jack Nicklaus.

Now, that is an awesome analogy.

Remarkable.  One for the Ages.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Karin on July 29, 2011, 07:21:23 AM
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They accumulate stats with "K&R" and "LOL" posts
  That's why there are countless, endless posts with "+1 nt" in them.  "K&R"....it makes them look like such sheep, without an original thought in their empty gourds with which they could provide some sort of comment. 

Thanks for the H5's and I'm sorry for screwing up the quote tags.  Sometimes when I post a thread, the posting window is jumping all over the place.  Don't know why it does that. 
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Skul on July 29, 2011, 07:46:21 AM
  That's why there are countless, endless posts with "+1 nt" in them.  "K&R"....it makes them look like such sheep, without an original thought in their empty gourds with which they could provide some sort of comment. 

Thanks for the H5's and I'm sorry for screwing up the quote tags.  Sometimes when I post a thread, the posting window is jumping all over the place.  Don't know why it does that. 
Don't feel alone.  Mine does the same. :banghead:
Royal pain in the behind.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: AprilRazz on July 29, 2011, 07:53:33 AM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
This one hits home for me. I chose not to work while I am in school so I can put all my efforts into study. I had to save for quite a while to be able to do this. With my savings and the GI Bill we are keeping our heads just above water. We are living a no frills lifestyle. Eating out is an at best a once a month thing and if I don't brown bag lunch I don't eat. We have internet so I can use it for school and basic cable/netflix. Now D'H's paycheck is threatened because congress can't pass a budget (he is AD military) and I am not so sure that the BAH from the VA is not on that list as well.

There is another girl in my class. She eats lunch every day at actual sit down restaurants (IE Olive garden and the like), drives a new car and is always talking about what was on HBO the night before. She was freaking out on the first of this month.

Why?

Because she couldn't find her food stamp card.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2011, 08:58:27 AM
Thanks for the H5's and I'm sorry for screwing up the quote tags.  Sometimes when I post a thread, the posting window is jumping all over the place.  Don't know why it does that.

Are you using Internet Explorer rather than Firefox?

If you don't have Firefox, where this doesn't happen, there's a way to adjust Internet Explorer so it doesn't happen there either, but I forget what it is.
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Karin on July 29, 2011, 12:22:00 PM
Oh Aprilrazz....GROAN.    :banghead: :argh: :censored: :mad:
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: TVDOC on July 29, 2011, 01:10:27 PM
Are you using Internet Explorer rather than Firefox?

If you don't have Firefox, where this doesn't happen, there's a way to adjust Internet Explorer so it doesn't happen there either, but I forget what it is.

At the top of the IE 8 toolbar there is a tiny icon (just to the right of center) that looks like a piece of paper with the corner folded down........click it and enable "compatability mode".........it will stop doing that.

doc
Title: Re: Should I Fly to Los Angeles and Find my Asshole Brother?
Post by: Karin on July 29, 2011, 02:30:17 PM
Hey, thanks!