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Title: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 28, 2011, 08:36:30 AM
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Recursion (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-27-11 02:39 PM
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Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1589027)

Edited on Wed Jul-27-11 02:40 PM by Recursion

This isn't a metaphor for social security or anything. The man stole my ****ing hot dog today. I managed to finagle an invite to a cookout on the Hill, I get a hot dog, I load it up with kraut and the good mustard with the big chunks of mustard seed, and pile some Old Bay on top of that. I set it down for a God damned second to shake hands with Gonzales of Texas, and then Issa steals. My. ****ing. Hotdog.

I was all "Umm... hi Representative Issa, I think that's my hotdog." He just kind of looked blankly through me and kept eating. Gonzales had already moved on to meet somebody else, so no help from there. He walked off and I got back in line. What a putz.

Edit: "Gonzales" only has one "z"


:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:


Even if this was true, good for him.  You were looking for free stuff, and he was just re-distributing the wealth as you DUmmies so enjoy. :-)

Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: Rebel on July 28, 2011, 08:39:57 AM
Old Bay on a hot dog?


BTW, who the hell picks up food and just starts eating it? Especially in a gathering that is known to have Democrats?
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: Chris_ on July 28, 2011, 08:40:22 AM
 :rotf:
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 28, 2011, 08:51:26 AM
I didn't bother reading further down the thread.  Then I thought about it again, and was expecting to see something like this:

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mitchtv  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-27-11 04:51 PM
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56. Excellent candidate for "worst persons"
 seriously, send it to Keith


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tblue37  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-27-11 03:08 PM
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21. Spread this story around. It is the kind of thing that will really
 tick off normal people. Put it on FB and send it to Maddow, Olbermann, and Maher. 



 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

:ohnoes:

Not Olbermann!!!!!!!!!!11111111!1!!!!!  If he comments on it, then only 50 people will see it.
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 28, 2011, 09:12:22 AM
It has been pointed out elsewhere that there is no news on google about any congressional cookout yesterday. :whistling:
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: CC27 on July 28, 2011, 09:17:51 AM
Its easy just to call the congressman's office to see if there was a cook out. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: miskie on July 28, 2011, 09:21:19 AM
This is the best bouncy redo of the classic 'the bully stole my lunch money' I have ever read.  Thank you for the laugh Recursion. If I could hi 5 you on DU, I would. So, here is a video of the kids group Hi-5 instead --

Its a kids show with a bunch of 30 somethings pretending to be high-school kids.. Which I guess is fitting because I'm a 40 something pretending to give a crap about a primitive's post...

[youtube=560,349]K4Bqulqp1ww[/youtube]

Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 28, 2011, 09:22:36 AM
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Recursion (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-27-11 03:57 PM
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40. FWIW, I think he had asked a staffer to get him a hotdog

And he thought that was it. Still.


I still think it would have been more amusing if Congressman Issa had jumped out of the bushes and stole the hot dog...
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: Rebel on July 28, 2011, 09:28:17 AM
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barbtries Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Thu Jul-28-11 08:55 AM
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69. that actually tells you something   
   
about the man's ethics. try to get booked on one of the big cable news shows to tell your story.
have you been having fantasies about not being nice when you noticed he had stolen your hot dog? like loudly shouting, wow i can't believe you just stole my hot dog!!

i can just see that slime looking right through you as he eats your hot dog. he's a bad seed.

 :rotf:


Yeah, PLEASE do! Get on national TV and tell your story about how the evil Issa stole your hotdog.  :rofl:


Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 28, 2011, 09:35:08 AM
Screw the hotdog...I want him to steal your SS disability  checks...forever.
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: Karin on July 28, 2011, 09:43:56 AM
Try to get booked on one of the big cable shows.....    :rotf: :rofl: :lmao:  Can you just picture the phone call?

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brewens  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-27-11 02:46 PM
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8. I'd say, so you like hotdogs boy? Then I'd drag him over by
 the hotdog stand, start grabbing dogs and cramming them in his face and up his nose!
  How old are you? 

Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 28, 2011, 09:58:12 AM
Hey moles, ease off, you're overdoing it!

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: dandi on July 28, 2011, 10:35:12 AM
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brewens  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-27-11 02:46 PM
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8. I'd say, so you like hotdogs boy? Then I'd drag him over by
 the hotdog stand, start grabbing dogs and cramming them in his face and up his nose!

Sure you would, DUmbass, sure you would....   :whatever:
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: dandi on July 28, 2011, 12:14:59 PM
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Recursion (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-27-11 02:39 PM
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Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog

Edited on Wed Jul-27-11 02:40 PM by Recursion

This isn't a metaphor for social security or anything. The man stole my ****ing hot dog today. I managed to finagle an invite to a cookout on the Hill, I get a hot dog, I load it up with kraut and the good mustard with the big chunks of mustard seed, and pile some Old Bay on top of that. I set it down for a God damned second to shake hands with Gonzales of Texas, and then Issa steals. My. ****ing. Hotdog.

I was all "Umm... hi Representative Issa, I think that's my hotdog." He just kind of looked blankly through me and kept eating. Gonzales had already moved on to meet somebody else, so no help from there. He walked off and I got back in line. What a putz.

Edit: "Gonzales" only has one "z"

Nice story, DUmbass.  There's only a couple of minor problems, though.

There was no Capitol Hill cookout on Wednesday, 27 July.  There is one for Thursday, 28 July, for Delegate Jim LeMunyon (http://www.dbava.com/politicalevents/index.php) if you want to try and fool the rest of the DUmmies with some bullshit story.

Also, I'm pretty sure that any normal American man would spit out any hot dog that had been garnished with Old Bay.  I highly doubt Rep Issa was anywhere near you and, if he was, he would have gagged on that hot dog you ruined and handed it back to you followed shortly thereafter finding the nearest cinderblock to remove the taste from his tongue.
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: Ballygrl on July 28, 2011, 12:21:06 PM
Nice story, DUmbass.  There's only a couple of minor problems, though.

There was no Capitol Hill cookout on Wednesday, 27 July.  There is one for Thursday, 28 July, for Delegate Jim LeMunyon (http://www.dbava.com/politicalevents/index.php) if you want to try and fool the rest of the DUmmies with some bullshit story.

Also, I'm pretty sure that any normal American man would spit out any hot dog that had been garnished with Old Bay.  I highly doubt Rep Issa was anywhere near you and, if he was, he would have gagged on that hot dog you ruined and handed it back to you followed shortly thereafter finding the nearest cinderblock to remove the taste from his tongue.

WTF? I googled looking for a Hill picnic and couldn't find a thing about it at all. I was wondering if that was a
:bouncy:
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 28, 2011, 12:50:07 PM
I think DUmmy Recursion was thinking of a Christmas party.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/xmassux.jpg)
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: delilahmused on July 28, 2011, 01:13:24 PM
Nice story, DUmbass.  There's only a couple of minor problems, though.

There was no Capitol Hill cookout on Wednesday, 27 July.  There is one for Thursday, 28 July, for Delegate Jim LeMunyon (http://www.dbava.com/politicalevents/index.php) if you want to try and fool the rest of the DUmmies with some bullshit story.

Also, I'm pretty sure that any normal American man would spit out any hot dog that had been garnished with Old Bay.  I highly doubt Rep Issa was anywhere near you and, if he was, he would have gagged on that hot dog you ruined and handed it back to you followed shortly thereafter finding the nearest cinderblock to remove the taste from his tongue.

And she had to have brought her own Old Bay because NO ONE would put it out for a hot dog cookout.

Cindie
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: Karin on July 28, 2011, 01:19:26 PM
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Recursion (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-27-11 03:12 PM
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21. It was Boar's Head all beef natural casing
 I think the cookout was sponsored by the National Association of Meat Casing Producers 

There is no mention anywhere of a big event put on by this trade association. 
Title: Re: Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (Congressman Bouncy)
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 28, 2011, 01:21:34 PM
And she had to have brought her own Old Bay because NO ONE would put it out for a hot dog cookout.
DUmmies put Old Spice on their hot dogs.