Recursion (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 02:39 PM
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Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1589027)
Edited on Wed Jul-27-11 02:40 PM by Recursion
This isn't a metaphor for social security or anything. The man stole my ****ing hot dog today. I managed to finagle an invite to a cookout on the Hill, I get a hot dog, I load it up with kraut and the good mustard with the big chunks of mustard seed, and pile some Old Bay on top of that. I set it down for a God damned second to shake hands with Gonzales of Texas, and then Issa steals. My. ****ing. Hotdog.
I was all "Umm... hi Representative Issa, I think that's my hotdog." He just kind of looked blankly through me and kept eating. Gonzales had already moved on to meet somebody else, so no help from there. He walked off and I got back in line. What a putz.
Edit: "Gonzales" only has one "z"
mitchtv (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 04:51 PM
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56. Excellent candidate for "worst persons"
seriously, send it to Keith
tblue37 (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 03:08 PM
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21. Spread this story around. It is the kind of thing that will really
tick off normal people. Put it on FB and send it to Maddow, Olbermann, and Maher.
Recursion (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 03:57 PM
Response to Reply #36
40. FWIW, I think he had asked a staffer to get him a hotdog
And he thought that was it. Still.
barbtries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-28-11 08:55 AM
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69. that actually tells you something
about the man's ethics. try to get booked on one of the big cable news shows to tell your story.
have you been having fantasies about not being nice when you noticed he had stolen your hot dog? like loudly shouting, wow i can't believe you just stole my hot dog!!
i can just see that slime looking right through you as he eats your hot dog. he's a bad seed.
brewens (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 02:46 PMHow old are you?
Response to Reply #3
8. I'd say, so you like hotdogs boy? Then I'd drag him over by
the hotdog stand, start grabbing dogs and cramming them in his face and up his nose!
brewens (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 02:46 PM
Response to Reply #3
8. I'd say, so you like hotdogs boy? Then I'd drag him over by
the hotdog stand, start grabbing dogs and cramming them in his face and up his nose!
Recursion (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 02:39 PM
Original message
Darrell Issa stole my ****ing hot dog
Edited on Wed Jul-27-11 02:40 PM by Recursion
This isn't a metaphor for social security or anything. The man stole my ****ing hot dog today. I managed to finagle an invite to a cookout on the Hill, I get a hot dog, I load it up with kraut and the good mustard with the big chunks of mustard seed, and pile some Old Bay on top of that. I set it down for a God damned second to shake hands with Gonzales of Texas, and then Issa steals. My. ****ing. Hotdog.
I was all "Umm... hi Representative Issa, I think that's my hotdog." He just kind of looked blankly through me and kept eating. Gonzales had already moved on to meet somebody else, so no help from there. He walked off and I got back in line. What a putz.
Edit: "Gonzales" only has one "z"
Nice story, DUmbass. There's only a couple of minor problems, though.
There was no Capitol Hill cookout on Wednesday, 27 July. There is one for Thursday, 28 July, for Delegate Jim LeMunyon (http://www.dbava.com/politicalevents/index.php) if you want to try and fool the rest of the DUmmies with some bullshit story.
Also, I'm pretty sure that any normal American man would spit out any hot dog that had been garnished with Old Bay. I highly doubt Rep Issa was anywhere near you and, if he was, he would have gagged on that hot dog you ruined and handed it back to you followed shortly thereafter finding the nearest cinderblock to remove the taste from his tongue.
Nice story, DUmbass. There's only a couple of minor problems, though.
There was no Capitol Hill cookout on Wednesday, 27 July. There is one for Thursday, 28 July, for Delegate Jim LeMunyon (http://www.dbava.com/politicalevents/index.php) if you want to try and fool the rest of the DUmmies with some bullshit story.
Also, I'm pretty sure that any normal American man would spit out any hot dog that had been garnished with Old Bay. I highly doubt Rep Issa was anywhere near you and, if he was, he would have gagged on that hot dog you ruined and handed it back to you followed shortly thereafter finding the nearest cinderblock to remove the taste from his tongue.
Recursion (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #19
21. It was Boar's Head all beef natural casing
I think the cookout was sponsored by the National Association of Meat Casing Producers
And she had to have brought her own Old Bay because NO ONE would put it out for a hot dog cookout.DUmmies put Old Spice on their hot dogs.