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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Thor on July 27, 2011, 11:02:37 PM

Title: Texas Police Show Restraint and Caring
Post by: Thor on July 27, 2011, 11:02:37 PM
This story involves the police department in the small hill country town
of Fredericksburg, TX who reported finding a man's body last Saturday
in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87
bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had
been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while
visiting "someone" in Kerrville . He was wearing black fishnet
stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and an
Obama T-shirt.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.
Title: Re: Texas Police Show Restraint and Caring
Post by: Chris_ on July 28, 2011, 03:53:00 AM
 :rofl: This must be the third or fourth I've seen this same joke posted here this month.

Still funny.