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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: vadawg on July 27, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 07:58 PM
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Why is it called the West Bank if it's EAST of Israel?
Maybe I missed something here, but why isn't it the East Bank?
this guy really needs a sign to tell the world how dumb he is
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"Here's your sign."
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1591633
this guy really needs a sign to tell the world how dumb he is
Here I am at the breakroom at work and I caught myself before I said "Wow, what a dumbass."
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Taverner. The more you post, the more I laugh at you and the primitives that share your political views. :lmao: :lmao:
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mayby someone should explain it to him, the clue is in the WEST bit and the BANK bit, you know the bank of a river and this being the side of the river on the west, so its the West Bank...
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 07:58 PM
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Why is it called the West Bank if it's EAST of Israel?
Maybe I missed something here, but why isn't it the East Bank?
Yeah, you freaking moran! Like looking at the map.
Gipper, maybe the title should be changed to "Bye! IQ" because, from my unbiased Intelligence Quotient tests elevation, his appaerent IQ looks like an ant to me.
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They constantly claim that we gather and keep dossiers on various primitives, but this is one primitive that deserves to have their name, address, and other various personal information placed out in the public domain so that good and descent people would know who they are.
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They constantly claim that we gather and keep dossiers on various primitives, but this is one primitive that deserves to have their name, address, and other various personal information placed out in the public domain so that good and descent people would know who they are.
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Now there's an idea. Many areas have interactive maps showing where sexual predators live, so why not a map showing where the DUmmies live?
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Now there's an idea. Many areas have interactive maps showing where sexual predators live, so why not a map showing where the DUmmies live?
If we could match the two, you might be on to something.
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Oh...My...Gawd.
:o
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That is all. Just
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I've always wondered about South Dakota and North Carolina.
Just doesn't seem to make sense.
Shouldn't they be "Less North Dakota" and "Less South Carolina"?
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We have a street named Eastern in Las Vegas. It runs north/south. Maybe the great Taverner can explain this.
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Skinner must be so proud of the high percentage of mensa members who grace his corner of the internets.
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I've always wondered about South Dakota and North Carolina.
Just doesn't seem to make sense.
Shouldn't they be "Less North Dakota" and "Less South Carolina"?
Yeah, and West Virginia is on the eastern side of the U.S., so that's doesn't make any sense, either. And New York, New Jersey and New Hampshire are all well over 200 years old, so they aren't new anymore!
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Now there's an idea. Many areas have interactive maps showing where sexual predators live, so why not a map showing where the DUmmies live?
They're not the same? :whistling:
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They're not the same? :whistling:
:-) :-) :-)
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We have a street named Eastern in Las Vegas. It runs north/south. Maybe the great Taverner can explain this.
Western is a major street in Chicago which runs North/South, all the way through the entire city.
There is also a North Avenue which runs East/West. I bet that would **** with Taverner's mind.
:panic: :panic: :panic:
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Skinner must be so proud of the high percentage of mensa members who grace his corner of the internets.
I give you this:
babylonsister (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-24-11 08:08 PM
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Cell phone question...
just bought a cheapie Samsung because my cell phone died, apparently from humidity and sweat. I bought it in December 2010 and AT&T will not honor the warranty.
Anyhow, there's a film over the main window that displays "Texting and driving...it can wait" and obscures the window. Any ideas on how to get rid of that short of getting a straight razor and getting it off that way? It's driving me crazy and I can't see what I'm doing.
Thanks for any input.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1566557
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It's a scratch protector that comes with all new devices with a window. All you do is peel it off. Yes, they are that brick stupid.
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The mostest giftedest and talentedest people on the plane...universe.
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Why is it called the Far East, when it's to the west of the US?
Why was Upper Egypt to the south of Lower Egypt?
If you're standing on the exact north or south poles, there is no east or west. Why is that? Also, what timezone would you be in?
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Why do we boil water to make tea, then put ice in it to make it cold, and sugar to make it drinkable?
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A few of the responses are gems:
tabasco (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 08:00 PM
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3. Dayum. n/t
TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 08:00 PM
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4. Some may not know this, but...
...the entirety of creation does not orient itself around the nation of Israel.
MineralMan (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 08:05 PM
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5. Wait....what? Are you sure?
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babylonsister (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-24-11 08:08 PM
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Cell phone question...
PROVEN: The expression about being too stupid to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel
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PROVEN: The expression about being too stupid to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel
I'll bet even DUmmy babylonsister knows that Lehman Brothers went out of business three years ago.
I'll bet even DUmmy taverner knows that treasury bonds and the prime interest rate are two different things.
I'll bet both of them know milk is safe to drink.
Those bits of knowledge will be added to their dossiers.
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Why do we boil water to make tea, then put ice in it to make it cold, and sugar to make it drinkable?
Why is a building called a building, when it's already built?
Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
Why is on/off written on a light switch. If it's on, you can see that it's on; if it's off, you can't see to read.
Gotta love Gallagher.
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Why do you have to travel east through the Panama Canal to get to the Pacific, and west to get to the Atlantic? :popcorn:
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Why do you have to travel east through the Panama Canal to get to the Pacific, and west to get to the Atlantic? :popcorn:
Not too many people are aware of that. :cheersmate:
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Aw give him a break. He probably thought it was a financial institution.
First National Bank, CitiBank, West Bank...
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Aw give him a break. He probably thought it was a financial institution.
First National Bank, CitiBank, West Bank...
HA you just reminded me of European Vacation..
Clark Griswold: There's the Left Bank, kids. Russ, I bet you can't guess what bank is on the right.
Rusty Griswold: The Bank of America.
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Taverner,
You put bread into a toaster, and toast comes out.
Where does the bread go?
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Taverner,
You put bread into a toaster, and toast comes out.
Where does the bread go?
You just blew my mind. :o
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Hmmmmm...
progressiveinaction (73 posts) Thu Jul-28-11 02:17 PM
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10. That raises a few questions.
I've always wondered about South Dakota and North Carolina.
Just doesn't seem to make sense.
Shouldn't they be "Less North Dakota" and "Less South Carolina"?
West Virginia is on the eastern side of the U.S., so that's doesn't make any sense, either. And New York, New Jersey and New Hampshire are all well over 200 years old, so they aren't new anymore!
Why is it called the Far East, when it's to the west of the US?
Why was Upper Egypt to the south of Lower Egypt?
Why do you have to travel east through the Panama Canal to get to the Pacific, and west to get to the Atlantic?
Why is a building called a building, when it's already built?
Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
Why do we boil water to make tea, then put ice in it to make it cold, and sugar to make it drinkable?
slackmaster (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-28-11 02:18 PM
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11. On a forum where someone seriously suggested that the name of the city Casablanca is racist,
This does not surprise me.
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the Tman isn't getting much love... :-)
TransitJohn (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-28-11 02:27 PM
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12. no facepalm big enough
n/t
:retards:
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the Tman isn't getting much love... :-)
TransitJohn (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-28-11 02:27 PM
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12. no facepalm big enough
n/t
:retards:
:rotf:
I like that one!
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A Thermos keeps cold things cold and hot things hot, how do it know?
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If chocolate chip cookies are made of chocolate chips, what are girl scout cookies made of?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
What color is an orange?
How far can you go into a forest?
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How far can you go into a forest?
Half way. :-)
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A Thermos keeps cold things cold and hot things hot, how do it know?
Mine doesn't work. I put some hot soup in it and an ice cream bar. The soup was cold and the ice cream bar melted and mixed in with the soup. :-)
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Western is a major street in Chicago which runs North/South, all the way through the entire city.
There is also a North Avenue which runs East/West. I bet that would **** with Taverner's mind.
:panic: :panic: :panic:
I better not hint as to why those two streets were named such. This way it's like putting the numbskull in a round room and telling him to sit in the corner.
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Taverner: Living proof that drugs kill brain cells.
Hey Tav! Can I call you Tav? Are you reading this? Are you aware we are laughing at you?
Give us a shout out with a code phrase like, "Why call them leftists, when they always claim they are right?"
or, "I ordered the Rachel Cory Special at IHOP."
or, "The Mannn is always right." (use 3 n's)
just wanna know we're reaching out and connecting.
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I give you this:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1566557
Oh my gosh! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I stand in awe of this mental giant.
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I'm surprised that Taverner could get on the computer at all. The computer told him to hit any key; he's still looking for that "ANY" key...
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I'm surprised that Taverner could get on the computer at all. The computer told him to hit any key; he's still looking for that "ANY" key...
Well, after all, since he doesn't work, he has some experience with the computer/interwebz. Especially with that one forum, the DUmp.