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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: JakeStyle on July 27, 2011, 06:48:17 AM
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Jul-26-11 11:55 PM
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So this morning I saw a very funny bumper sticker
it had pictures of Jefferson, Washington and Adams... and it read... RIGHT WING LOONS like me.
Ok, Adams is the closest to a RW loon, and I would not go so far as to call him a royalist. So I was laughing my ass off when owner came out with his groceries. He asled me what was so funny. I pointed to the bumper sticker...
So he proceeded to lecture me on how Jefferson was such a conservative... a circle quickly formed... that surprised me. Actually that was scary for about five seconds. After saith right winger was done I asked him if he thought the Declaration was a conservative document?
Well of course.
So I calmly asked him how a document declaring independence from the KING, questioning the social order, was a conservative document?
He him and hawed and then said, well it is about liberty.
So I promptly asked him what did he believed the founders believed liberty to be? (At this point the crowd was starting to chuckle)
He looked on him and hawed, and said something bout them darn libruls.
So I pointed to him that Jefferson wasn't even that original about that pursuit of liberty thing... I mean he took it, almost verbatim, from John Locke's on Government... his clue as to what they considered one of the elements of liberty is in John Locke. Then I turned and started for the car. He was left there and he could not comprehend what was so funny. One of the other people thanked me. I asked for what? Well, as she put it, time to recapture our symbols from these loons. This is not what the Founders wanted.
That gives me SOME HOPE.
Realize this is not in the far place call DC... but we may stil recapture this place.
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Oh, we haven't had a proper bouncy in a long time! They always leave out one or more essential elements. This one had almost all of them, including the approving crowd and the "So." A subtle touch, which I thought was beyond Nadin, was the suggestion that the character in the tale might have a conversion. Late at night, sleepless, lying in bed, he thinks to himself, "that lady in the parking lot may have had a point. Conservatism is a sham! I renounce all of it!"
We're missing cops, though, so....2 bongs.
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I'm surprised no one over there has called :bs: on this yet. Still early.
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Three bongs. :stoner: :stoner: :stoner:
Several "so's", adoring crowd, embarrased repug.
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white_wolf (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 02:57 AM
Response to Reply #19
20. I blame a lot of this ignorance on David Barton.
He's been called the Historian of the Tea Party. I just call him an idiot.
nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 03:01 AM
Response to Reply #20
21. I blame it on general anti intellectualism
and goes father back than the 20, or 19th century. Yep, as American as Apple Pie.
David Barton has more intelligence in his toenail clippings than you two goons combined and multiplied by 10.
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I'm surprised no one over there has called :bs: on this yet. Still early.
Well, there was one "name removed" three comments in.
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".....goes father back....."?
By the way, one's suddenly curious about the intellectual history of Poland and Mexico.
Just thought I'd ask.
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white_wolf (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 03:04 AM
Response to Reply #16
23. They aren't.
They are proto-fascists. Give them enough power and you'd see them become the real thing, though I don't know if they'd lean more towards the Classic Italian School or the Nazi German School.
....which is why we're calling for limited government and drastic cuts to what the government controls right now.
It would help to learn just what the hell Fascism is, you DUmb f'n moron.
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Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1585206)
Why, yes declaring independence from a far-off oppressive government is something a right winger might do.
Hey, nadin, does this sound like something a DUmbass such as yourself might agree with:
The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits.
Or
The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it.
Or even
To take from one because it is thought that his own industry and that of his father’s has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers, have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association—the guarantee to every one of a free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it.
I'm not going to tell you who said all of that. You should be able to find out using google. My point is, stop trying to school people on that which you know nothing about.
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Dueling Googles:
white_wolf (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 02:51 AM
Response to Reply #8
18. When they bring up the Christain Nation argument
I just cite the Treaty of Tripoli.
nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 02:55 AM
Response to Reply #18
19. Treaty of what? Yep I have had that answer
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3 bongs.
"Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn’t so."
Ronald Reagan
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So I calmly asked him...
At this point the crowd was starting to chuckle
One of the other people thanked me.
Classic bouncy phraseology. And the DUmbasses lap it up.
Even if know-it-all nadin doesn't know a common figure of speech like "hemmed and hawed",
she has a grasp on bouncy terms.
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I don't care what kind of discussion is going on in a parking lot... PEOPLE WILL NEVER CROWD AROUND IT!!! People, by nature, MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.
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I don't care what kind of discussion is going on in a parking lot... PEOPLE WILL NEVER CROWD AROUND IT!!! People, by nature, MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.
The only time I've seen a crowd gather in a parking lot, is when there is a real fight going on.
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Dueling Googles:
:rofl:
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I don't care what kind of discussion is going on in a parking lot... PEOPLE WILL NEVER CROWD AROUND IT!!! People, by nature, MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.
True that. ..and in this heat, who the hell wants to stand around in a crowd on hot f'n asphalt listening to politics?
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BTW, I couldn't find that bumper sticker that said "loons like me", but I did find this one. How do you like it, Nads?
(http://images4.cpcache.com/product/414890844v3_480x480_Front.jpg)
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I guess since the DUmmies are constantly schooling her on her arrogant stupidity she's now resorted to making up bouncies so she can show her pretend expertise to a phantom right wing. Nadin, here's a tip for you: A crowd is NOT going to gather if 2 people are talking in a parking lot. Not gonna happen. People don't pay that much attention to people chatting away in a parking lot. Next time try to have the person in a grocery store line wearing a RW t-shirt. This will allow your adoring fans to be in close enough proximity to actually hear your questionable "wisdom". Sheesh, girl you're not even an expert in bouncies.
Cindie
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Nadin I know you are reading this. Register - we have much to discuss. :)
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Nadin I know you are reading this. Register - we have much to discuss. :)
That ain't gonna happen. She would not be able to delete any of her stooooopid posts and they would stay for everyone to see.
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I've got to give nadin a 9 on this fabricated story. It's one of the best Bouncies that I've read in a long time. And yes...I admit I'm biased because she's me candidate for the DOTY.
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I don't care what kind of discussion is going on in a parking lot... PEOPLE WILL NEVER CROWD AROUND IT!!! People, by nature, MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.
I was just about to ask what store has crowds gathered in the parking lot... over a bumper sticker. I could see a DUmb ass harassing a conservative, but not with an audience hooting and hollering and clapping and cheering.
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I was just about to ask what store has crowds gathered in the parking lot... over a bumper sticker. I could see a DUmb ass harassing a conservative, but not with an audience hooting and hollering and clapping and cheering.
Yeah, that's the ridiculous part of the story to me.
Where does this goofball claim to live anyway? :???:
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Yeah, that's the ridiculous part of the story to me.
Where does this goofball claim to live anyway? :???:
San Diego.
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I was just about to ask what store has crowds gathered in the parking lot... over a bumper sticker. I could see a DUmb ass harassing a conservative, but not with an audience hooting and hollering and clapping and cheering.
...and you'd instantly see a DUmbass get beat down in the parking lot. Someone comes up to me, in a way these fools like to portray, I take it as a threat because the person is obviously unstable.
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You're right, it would be quite threatening.
Not one of the DUmmies in the thread questions this. It simply doesn't happen in real life. Two people talking in a parking lot? Who walks right up and barges into the conversation? Followed by more? DUmbasses, stop falling for these stories, it makes you look extra stupid. All those slobbering comments. Doesn't anything embarrass you?
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You're right, it would be quite threatening.
Not one of the DUmmies in the thread questions this. It simply doesn't happen in real life. Two people talking in a parking lot? Who walks right up and barges into the conversation? Followed by more? DUmbasses, stop falling for these stories, it makes you look extra stupid. All those slobbering comments. Doesn't anything embarrass you?
Sounds like someone isn't familiar with the Treaty of Tripoli.
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San Diego.
Damn, you're in the same time zone as that nutjob. I'd feel pretty scared. :-)
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I actually live less than a mile from Nadin, I have identified the condo complex she lives in from pictures she has posted on her idiotic blog. I'm pretty sure that I shop at the same Ralphs supermarket where this bouncy allegedly occurred.
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Well, there was one "name removed" three comments in.
I saw this soon after she posted. the name removed poster was Petronious, who said:
Wow, just like an ancient Greek agora. Where do you shop?
:rotf:
ETA: Just realized that post is still up. It's not the one you referenced, but it is funny.
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...and you'd instantly see a DUmbass get beat down in the parking lot. Someone comes up to me, in a way these fools like to portray, I take it as a threat because the person is obviously unstable.
So true. That's something I'd gather around in a parking lot.
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Damn, you're in the same time zone as that nutjob. I'd feel pretty scared. :-)
But at least I am not in California. I have one positive thing going for me.
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DUmmie Nadin mentioning John Locke on the DUmp. How long until we have cats and dogs living together in sin?
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Nadin can't handle dissenters are the DUmp...how is anyone going to believe she would have the upper hand in a parking lot?
The first sign of someone disagreeing with Nadin, she hits the alert button for the mods, "Daddy, sissy's being mean to me!"
such a woos.
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Nadin can't handle dissenters are the DUmp...how is anyone going to believe she would have the upper hand in a parking lot?
DAMN good point.
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San Diego.
San Diego's pretty conservative. Marine country.
Cindie
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Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
John Adams