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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: formerlurker on July 25, 2011, 07:55:44 PM
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apostman (8 posts) Mon Jul-25-11 03:49 PM
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Where can I find a DU mentor?
I have'nt gotten my DU legs yet, and cant see the trees for the forest. I was hoping an "old hand" could sponsor me, so to speak.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9743142
:popcorn:
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Mon Jul-25-11 03:52 PM
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1. Hmmm why don't we all throw in a bunch of the "DUisms"
Here's a start:
Freeper = Someone from Free Republic, a GOP Hate Site
Toaster = DU In-joke about the proper gift to give to a woman who comes out as a lebian
Olive Garden = DU In-joke referring to a few past posts in which going to the olive garden was compared to being an awful person
Any others?
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Yep an unemployed drug addict....DU mentor full of wisdom right there.
Thanks for stepping up Taverner!
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Ah, whew, formerlurker, at first perursal of your thread title I thought you were looking for a mentor from DUmmieland. :rotf:
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apostman (8 posts) Mon Jul-25-11 03:49 PM
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Where can I find a DU mentor?
Have you tried your local welfare office? Crack house? Mental hospital?
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Perhaps the mailman primitive should ask Doug's stupid ex-wife.
She'd make a great mentor on Skins's island.
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No comment.
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No comment.
<<in a subtle way, mole was mentored by Doug's stupid ex-wife, but that was a long time ago now.
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Perhaps the mailman primitive should ask Doug's stupid ex-wife.
She'd make a great mentor on Skins's island.
Yes, poor, stupid Beth would be a good mentor for an up and coming DUmbass.
As you probably recall, she last served as her mother's financial advisor.
Mom had a nice home out there somewhere near Sodomy City in the Bay Area.
Mom also had some nice rental property for income.
Under poor, stupid Beth's guidance, she lost her rental property.
Then she lost her home, and poor, stupid Beth lost her apartment in Sodomy City.
Both of them, along with poor, stupid Beth's two big, smelly dogs, had to move into a little old camping trailer out in the desert,
Mom's last remaining bit of property.
Now their county has condemned the property as unfit for human habitation due to inaccessibility.
Lack of access has caused Mom's bank to call in her loan, and they are at the brink of foreclosure.
Poor, stupid Beth has a gang of illegal Mexicans working on the jeep trail out to the county road
in a desperate attempt to stave off eviction.
Poor, stupid Beth might be a good mentor, but she certainly can't use Mom as a reference.
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I nominate GOBUCKS.
Gitcha some.
One way or the other, we'd win. :rotf:
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Ah, whew, formerlurker, at first perursal of your thread title I thought you were looking for a mentor from DUmmieland. :rotf:
LOL, I wouldn't last for a day there -- I wouldn't be a good mole. :bawl:
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Yes, poor, stupid Beth would be a good mentor for an up and coming DUmbass.
As you probably recall, she last served as her mother's financial advisor.
Mom had a nice home out there somewhere near Sodomy City in the Bay Area.
Mom also had some nice rental property for income.
Under poor, stupid Beth's guidance, she lost her rental property.
Then she lost her home, and poor, stupid Beth lost her apartment in Sodomy City.
Both of them, along with poor, stupid Beth's two big, smelly dogs, had to move into a little old camping trailer out in the desert,
Mom's last remaining bit of property.
Now their county has condemned the property as unfit for human habitation due to inaccessibility.
Lack of access has caused Mom's bank to call in her loan, and they are at the brink of foreclosure.
Poor, stupid Beth has a gang of illegal Mexicans working on the jeep trail out to the county road
in a desperate attempt to stave off eviction.
Poor, stupid Beth might be a good mentor, but she certainly can't use Mom as a reference.
That poor woman (her mom). This is a horribly depressing story.
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That poor woman (her mom). This is a horribly depressing story.
But Doug's stupid ex-wife had some uses.
At least for franksolich's mole.
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Where can I find a DU mentor? ...have you tried looking under large flat rocks in the creek?
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Have you tried your local welfare office? Crack house? Mental hospital?
:clap:
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There are plenty of mental cases at the DUmp so finding someone to drive you over the edge shouldn't be a problem.
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apostman (34 posts) Tue Jul-26-11 06:34 PM
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Where can I find DU's best impersonation of an A$$Hole?
Edited on Tue Jul-26-11 06:36 PM by apostman
It would seem, right here. Simply scan for "Where can I find." I will be taking polls on the best. Remember you came after me first.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9744122
Uh-oh. What happened apostman? pick the wrong mentor?
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Just find an '86 Buick parked over an oil slick in the Denver Public Library's parking lot and knock on the window.
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apostman, just swear a lot and blame everything on Bush/Walker/Rethuglicans/Lousy Freeper Trolls.
You're welcomed!
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apostman, I suggest you contact any attendee at Celebrity Rehab.