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Title: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: Freeper on July 21, 2011, 05:14:41 PM
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kpete Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Jul-20-11 08:16 PM
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Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion   Updated at 4:29 PM
   
WED JUL 20, 2011 AT 01:28 PM PDT
How to Save $2 Trillion
byAlan Grayson

I have an idea about how to do that. It's a very simple idea. In fact, I can sum it up in one word, with five letters:

PEACE.


Now, I know that peace may not be as popular as it used to be. The polling is very iffy. The focus groups are mixed. But let's look at the facts.

The Rest!!!!!!
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/07/20/996695/-How-to...





let me second that!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1534471

You would think the brilliant ex congressman, would know that peace is not merely the absence of war.
Then again none of the sooper geniuses at DUmmyland understand that concept either.

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Agony Donating Member (759 posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jul-21-11 07:27 AM
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22. Make war profiteering illegal. Go Alan!
   
Edited on Thu Jul-21-11 07:30 AM by Agony
Hell make War illegal! Oh...wait... our wars already are illegal wars of aggression and collective punishment.

:(

Where are the chants of war criminal, frogmarching, tried at the Hague, etc for 0bama?
He is just as guilty as Bush, right?


Title: Re: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: franksolich on July 21, 2011, 05:16:19 PM
You know, the disgraced former congressman is a member of Skins's island.

So why isn't he posting his own stuff, instead of having other primitives do it for him?

Is that guy lazy, or what?
Title: Re: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: BEG on July 21, 2011, 05:23:50 PM
For peace you have to have both sides wanting it you idiots.
Title: Re: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: Freeper on July 21, 2011, 05:25:40 PM
For peace you have to have both sides wanting it you idiots.

We will bowing towards Mecca and praying, women will be in burqas and have no rights, but hey we saved 2 trillion.  :-)
Title: Re: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: formerlurker on July 21, 2011, 05:36:45 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31f3o1DkB%2BL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Increase the DoD budget?  absolutely.

Title: Re: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: LC EFA on July 21, 2011, 05:37:05 PM
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WED JUL 20, 2011 AT 01:28 PM PDT
How to Save $2 Trillion
byAlan Grayson

I have an idea about how to do that. It's a very simple idea. In fact, I can sum it up in one word, with five letters:

PEACE.


Now, I know that peace may not be as popular as it used to be. The polling is very iffy. The focus groups are mixed. But let's look at the facts.

What a load of adolescent garbage.

While we're at it we can get the skittle shittin unicorns to barf out a few rainbows - everyone loves rainbows , right ?
Title: Re: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 21, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Does this mean Creepy Alan wants to frog-march Obama and Biden for Libya?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 21, 2011, 07:28:23 PM
Increase the DoD budget?  absolutely.
Agreed. The only cut I'd like to see is a reduction in the number of dollars spent per dead muzzie.
It would only require small adjustments in policy to kill a lot more muzzies for the same expenditure.
Title: Re: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: Skul on July 21, 2011, 07:38:51 PM
Listen DUmmies, eat your peas right now, or no bowlingball..
Title: Re: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on July 22, 2011, 07:56:38 AM
Sure, Alan.  But we're going to make you go up to Mr. Taliban and tell him that this war thingy is really stretching our budget.  Maybe if you pin a flower to his suicide vest?
Title: Re: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: NHSparky on July 22, 2011, 08:09:59 AM
Funny, I've never heard the words, "Alan Grayson" and "brilliant" used in the same sentence, ever. 
Title: Re: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: Karin on July 22, 2011, 08:40:10 AM
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Agony Donating Member (759 posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jul-21-11 07:27 AM
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22. Make war profiteering illegal. Go Alan!

Go where, exactly?

Some of my favorite threads are when Grayson makes an actual appearance at the DUmp to beg for money from the destitute DUmmies.  The DUmbasses forget that Grayson is richer than God from his shyster law practice, and offer up their meager pennies in their dirty little paws.  He never comes back to even say "thanks."

I left a line in the Shoutbox yesterday afternoon, that Snoutport donated $25 to Moveon.org, to get rid of Fox News.  The begging thread was only 4 replies long. :lmao:
Title: Re: Alan Grayson's BRILLIANT Way To Save $2 Trillion
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2011, 08:42:18 AM
Some of my favorite threads are when Grayson makes an actual appearance at the DUmp to beg for money from the destitute DUmmies.  The DUmbasses forget that Grayson is richer than God from his shyster law practice, and offer up their meager pennies in their dirty little paws.  He never comes back to even say "thanks."

Not only that, but the disgraced former congressman also has the primitives do the dirty work for him, posting his stuff on Skins's island instead of doing it himself.