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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: miskie on April 23, 2008, 06:49:16 PM
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Duer makes a joke -- half of the folks don't get it
here_is_to_hope Donating Member (980 posts)
Wed Apr-23-08 07:10 PM
Original message
I am so going to jail....
I just shot my television.
I know the neighbors heard it.
I know the cops are coming.
They will arrest me for discharging a firearm within the city limits.
And when they ask me why I shot my television, I am going to point to a picture of Tweety...
Because once again, that rat bastard lied.
But then there is this familiar line, that makes the thread worth it..
LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Wed Apr-23-08 07:12 PM
Response to Original message
3. Bouncy bouncy
I see balls, lots and lots of bouncing balls.
Since LostinVA was so kind to use that reference, Ill return the favor by saying that the OP is screwn. ;)
Linkage (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5653676)
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Wow... that thread was full of so much of teh stoopid I think I feel my brains leaking out of my ears.
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Wow.
The lost-in-the-veterans'-administration primitive reads franksolich, even copies from franksolich.
I have a primitive audience.....of at least one.
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The way you react to what you see on TV is DIRECTLY the result of how Y-O-U interpret and relate to what you see.
I will have say next time, shoot yourself so there won't be another next time.
Your TV will thank you as will the human genome.
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Wow.
The lost-in-the-veterans'-administration primitive reads franksolich, even copies from franksolich.
I have a primitive audience.....of at least one.
Comforting to see yourself being pushed up the food chain Frank. I applaud you.
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OK, that is a new one for me.
Who is "Tweety?"
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OK, that is a new one for me.
Who is "Tweety?"
Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.
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OK, that is a new one for me.
Who is "Tweety?"
Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.
He tawt he taw a puddy tat?
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OK, that is a new one for me.
Who is "Tweety?"
Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.
Mr "my mouth is super glued to barry hussein's ass?" Man, they really are tore up over there.
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OK, that is a new one for me.
Who is "Tweety?"
Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.
He tawt he taw a puddy tat?
Frank, you are more of a DUmmie expert than I. I can't figure out half of their acronyms and it took me forever to figure out who "Pickles" was and I still don't know why. Just like I don't have any idea why the use an asterisk for George Bush. Wait a second here, you're not Frank!
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OK, that is a new one for me.
Who is "Tweety?"
Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.
Mr "my mouth is super glued to barry hussein's ass?" Man, they really are tore up over there.
They think Bill O'Reilly is a conservative over there. Anyone not part of the hive mind is a evil rethuglican to them.
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OK, that is a new one for me.
Who is "Tweety?"
Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.
Mr "my mouth is super glued to barry hussein's ass?" Man, they really are tore up over there.
They think Bill O'Reilly is a conservative over there. Anyone not part of the hive mind is a evil rethuglican to them.
More than that. hillary is no a conservative over there. One has to be a die hard communist to not be a rethuglican.
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OK, that is a new one for me.
Who is "Tweety?"
Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.
He tawt he taw a puddy tat?
Frank, you are more of a DUmmie expert than I. I can't figure out half of their acronyms and it took me forever to figure out who "Pickles" was and I still don't know why. Just like I don't have any idea why the use an asterisk for George Bush. Wait a second here, you're not Frank!
LOL! I was all excited to reply and say HA! But then I read the complete post and of course you figured it out. :lmao:
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He tawt he taw a puddy tat?
No honey. Little Chrissy Mathews is a twat.
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So they do read CC.
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He tawt he taw a puddy tat?
No honey. Little Chrissy Mathews is a twat.
I was gonna say. :lmao:
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Wow.
The lost-in-the-veterans'-administration primitive reads franksolich, even copies from franksolich.
I have a primitive audience.....of at least one.
I think you have greater than 1 and perhaps a bit less than 1,000 primitives in your audience.