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Title: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous
Post by: Tucker on July 18, 2011, 01:21:29 PM
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I touched some magic today...   Updated at 8:42 PM
   
I live very close to an extinct volcano that has been turned into a city park. There is a family of crows that live up on the volcano and in the ten years I've lived here I've gotten to know them a little bit. They are big fans of some of the berries in my yard and in the winter, on the rare days we get snow, I've taken them out some granola and nuts and fed them. I was always very pleased and proud when I could get 15 or so feet from one of them.

Sometimes when I am working in the yard they will sit on the wires up above and cluck at me. I cluck back. I've always enjoyed them. (and the blue jay family in the birch tree and the two hummingbirds that seem to spend a good chunk of their day in my yard.) The crows will often sit on the power wire over the T intersection I live on and drop nuts onto the roadway. I used to think they were dropping them to break them open but I later realized they were dropping them there for cars to run over. They would drop them by me and I would stomp on them and break them open. I found the interaction to be pretty amazing.

(I should point out that in high school my dad bought a bird farm...pheasants, endangered species, cardinals, finches, parrots...and my dad was always kind of amazed by how the birds liked me and would let me get close)

So today I was outside talking to my new neighbor and the crows flew by and one of them just dropped to the street. Her wing looked hurt and her feet weren't working. I'm guessing she ran into the power line? As she laid there kind of flopping, her whole crow family came flying in...12 or so crows all in the trees, the wires and three landed next to her to check her out. All the crows were cawing and calling like crazy. My neighbor and I decided to go check her out and the closer we got the more loud and frantic the crows were getting. Cawing louder than I have ever heard them. When we got to about 20 feet away I looked up and the crow family of 12 had turned into a scene from the birds. There were, seriously, at least 50 crows in the air around us, the trees, the wires, and then they started dive bombing us. The whole time they were shrieking and cawing so loudly that all the neighbors started coming outside to see what was up.

I went in to look into the Audobon Society and my neighbor told me to come over if I needed him to get a shovel and whack the crow.

The Audobon Society was closed so my partner and I went out to check on the crow. She had got up on the curb and was laying next to a bush but she was really vulnerable and in the open. We decided to give her some time to see if she was just stunned.

We were inside and I heard the crows start up again. I went outside and the bird was back in the street and there was a cat not far away lurking under a car. All the crows were agitated and cawing. I picked up a pinecone and threw it at the cat and crossed over until I was only 5 feet or so from the crow. I started talking to her and telling her I wanted to move her out of the sun into a bush. Then I realized ALL the other crows, dozens of them all around in the trees, had gone totally silent. I saw the movie The Birds when I was 8 and it left an impression...doubly scary because my hair is the same color as Tipi Hedron's.

I kept talking to the bird and clucking a little and I moved a little closer. She looked straight at me and didn't move a feather. I picked her up and held her in my hands. Her legs weren't working very well but she seemed to be moving her wing a little. Her black feathers were shiny like oil, her eyes were deep and obsidian-like and her beak had this slight downward bend to it that gave her a Roman nose. She was very light and delicate and she never fussed once while she was in my hands. It was a moment I wish I could have enjoyed but I must say that I was in awe regardless.

I took her into my yard and set her up on the shed roof nested in this overgrown shrub thing that has grown over the neighbor's fence onto my shed roof. It was perfect--almost nest like but she could get out of the sun and was away from cats. Her crow friends could see her (and several of them flew over into closer trees as I walked her into the back yard.)

As I walked away I could hear flapping wings as her family started landing on the roof to check her out. I heard some wings fly up behind me and a crow flew alongside my right side and then up into the dogwood tree, then another flew up on the other side of me and landed in the tree, and as I walked the 150 or so feet back to the house I had crows swooping alongside me then up into the tree ahead. Six or seven of them flew by silently and then as I got to the tree myself they all started clucking and chirping as I walked underneath them. They were there until I went into the house.

Several crows spent the rest of the evening, til the sun went down, hopping around my yard and shed roof.

I hope she makes it. It was a magical thing to hold her in my hands. She was so calm and trusting and I can't help but think her family knows I'm the human that feeds them when it snows or the weather has been nasty. When my neighbor and I went near her all the crows went nuts. When it was just me they fell silent.

There is another post tonight about a whale that some people saved. I highly recommend it. It inspired me to share my little crow story with you.

I especially liked the part about whacking with the shovel. I bet the neighbor had ideas about whacking the fag and using the shovel to bury his cootie infected ass.

His daddy bought a bird farm! What kept the birds from flying away?

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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jul-17-11 09:30 PM
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52. Thanks for helping her! I think if you give her some food and water now it will help her recover.
   
Why wait until morning?

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AllenVanAllen Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jul-17-11 05:38 AM
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14. Your act of kindness will resound through the universe.
   


Well done

Zen shit.

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yellerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jul-17-11 09:31 AM
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22. You have such a good heart.
   
The birds do know and recognize those who perform acts of kindnesses. Two years ago we had a very late, very deep snow and the tree outside our apartment building was filled with hungry male robins--I don't know why only males were in the group but I do know they were hungry. I scrambled a half-dozen eggs and made crumbs of a half loaf of bread and put it on the window sill. They came and ate it all. When the sun came out and the birds were able to get at their favorite foods again, my help was no longer needed. Two years later I still get shout-outs from those fellows I fed. They call to me when they see me leave the building and fly closer to give me a nod and a wink. Animals are wonderful. So are you!

Look up as they fly over. :lol:

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Snoutport Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jul-17-11 04:20 PM
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36. :0) I've noticed that it is mostly the same birds in my yard   Updated at 8:42 PM
   
the crows, a blue jay family, two hummingbirds and a flock of finches. Other birds come through in groups on their way somewhere but for the most part it is just the same birds. The bluejays do their best, i think, to keep everyone else out of here.

And you know this how? Do the have a "Hello. My name is ___________" tag on?

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27. Wow that made me misty. n/t

Candy ass.

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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jul-17-11 01:08 PM
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30. Great story! Over the past couple of years my appreciation for crows has grown.
   
We had some aggressive hawks in the area - it was awesome to watch when the hatchlings grew and learned to fly. However, as they grew many birds and other small animals were sacrificed. Seasons shifted and migration patterns followed. The next year when the hawks returned, the crows began swarming and cawing whenever the hawks were near. Chased the hawks away. The hawks didn't appear to threaten the Crows, it seemed more like the Crows had become the protectors of the smaller birds. I started watching them with fascination which has grown to awe. Your story confirms my growing sense of appreciation of the community care which seems so present among the crows.

Thanks for sharing.

The lowly serfs rose up upon their evil taskmasters.

A bouncy in a bouncy. Birds have a hierarchy system. The birds of prey control the air above the feeder birds. If the hawks wanted to stay where there was a food source, they would have stayed.

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Snoutport Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jul-17-11 04:32 PM
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38. Update: I haven't seen her this morning.   Updated at 8:42 PM
   
No sign of her or any of her crow family. I'm hoping they picked her up and flew her home or that she was able to fly on her own.

Hmmmm....I think I better get a ladder and make sure she isn't where I can't see her.

The cat got it.

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Snoutport Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Jul-18-11 02:18 AM
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78. Today the crows flew by for a quick caw and then darted off...only to be   Updated at 8:42 PM
   
followed by a woodpecker. I've been here 10 years and never had a woodpecker land on my roof and chirp for..oh...three or four minutes. Then off he went.

Good bird karma, I guess.

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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jul-17-11 09:58 PM
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57. When I was visiting Napoli Italy...
   
Edited on Sun Jul-17-11 10:00 PM by AsahinaKimi
We visited a park that was once a volcanic crater. It wasn't till after we left that someone told me.. because the entire basin was filled with trees, plants and wild life. It was gorgeous. I wish I could recall the name of the park.

Just did Google Maps...I think its this place:
Riserva Naturale Cratere degli Astroni

(http://www.dentronapoli.it/Dintorni/Cratere_Astroni.jpg)

No. It's more like:

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Title: Re: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 18, 2011, 01:55:03 PM
Tucker, I want that gif!
Title: Re: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous
Post by: Paul Heinzman on July 18, 2011, 01:58:53 PM
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As she laid there kind of flopping, her whole crow family came flying in...12 or so crows all in the trees, the wires and three landed next to her to check her out. All the crows were cawing and calling like crazy...

There were, seriously, at least 50 crows in the air around us, the trees, the wires, and then they started dive bombing us. The whole time they were shrieking and cawing so loudly that all the neighbors started coming outside to see what was up.

They weren't cawing and dive bombing you becasue they were "concerned" for their "family member," dumbass. You were getting in the way of their next meal.
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Post by: Karin on July 18, 2011, 02:02:29 PM
War and Peace wraps it up quicker than that guy!  I couldn't read that whole story, going on and on about friggin crows?

And yeah, of course the cat got it.  Cat had been thinking about it all day. 
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Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 18, 2011, 02:47:36 PM
Shoot the SOB, and you can walk right up an touch it.  Not that it's a good idea to touch it, crows eat carrion when they can find it so God knows what kind of parasites and diseases might be hitching a ride on it.
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Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 18, 2011, 02:48:15 PM
Dude knows it is just a stupid crow, right? Caw, caw, caw, crows are almost as annoying as Blue Jays which this DUmmie also loves.  ::)

You used to get a $.25 bounty per wing on them in WI now they are the state bird of Mexico or something and cannot shoot them anymore.  :mad:
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Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 18, 2011, 03:02:21 PM
Shoot the SOB, and you can walk right up an touch it.

Works for me!
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Post by: Big Don on July 18, 2011, 03:18:59 PM
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The crows will often sit on the power wire over the T intersection I live on and drop nuts onto the roadway. I used to think they were dropping them to break them open but I later realized they were dropping them there for cars to run over. They would drop them by me and I would stomp on them and break them open. I found the interaction to be pretty amazing.
The Crows trained the DUmmy...
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Post by: miskie on July 18, 2011, 03:30:22 PM
Later that day....

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Post by: Chris_ on July 18, 2011, 03:35:27 PM
Wow, that's annoying.

Good for the cat.  I bet all the pets in that neighborhood were going berserk.
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Post by: dandi on July 18, 2011, 03:49:13 PM
The Crows trained the DUmmy...

Ha!  Good catch, Don!
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Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 18, 2011, 04:31:16 PM
The Crows trained the DUmmy...


The more intelligent of the two obviously prevailed.
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Post by: ChuckJ on July 18, 2011, 04:38:08 PM
You know, it may not have been a crow. If it was black and could not fly it MAY have been Blackie the Ghost Chicken.
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Post by: Tucker on July 18, 2011, 04:51:17 PM
You know, it may not have been a crow. If it was black and could not fly it MAY have been Blackie the Ghost Chicken.

Or George Hamilton.

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Post by: JohnnyReb on July 19, 2011, 04:16:31 AM
I do believe that there is one of them stories my highschool English teacher done told me 'bout. One of them stories where you have to read between the lines. The black crow flopping around on the ground is Obama representing his inexperience and failings as a president. The black crows around him on the ground are his affirmative action cabinet and czars doing nothing but strutting and trying to look busy and smart at the same time. The black crows in the air, in the trees and on the powerlines that were shrieking and cawing loudly are the Obama voters making excuses for his failure. ....and the DUmmie taking care of the wounded crow...well, that shows the typical Obama supporters inability to do for themselves and a dependence on others to care for them.

Did I get it right that time miss Jones?..... Whadda you mean I gets a zero for seeing the ZERO between the lines in that story?
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Post by: zeitgeist on July 19, 2011, 05:20:53 AM
War and Peace wraps it up quicker than that guy!  I couldn't read that whole story, going on and on about friggin crows?

And yeah, of course the cat got it.  Cat had been thinking about it all day. 

That darn cat was a member of the BFEE, CIA trained by Pappa Bush. :-)

Happens all the time, they also a developed a mosquito air force which only attacks gays to spread the AIDS virus.  No really, it's true, I heard about it from a close friend who has intertube access and finds out about this stuff. :rofl:
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Post by: Tucker on July 19, 2011, 05:22:12 AM
I do believe that there is one of them stories my highschool English teacher done told me 'bout. One of them stories where you have to read between the lines. The black crow flopping around on the ground is Obama representing his inexperience and failings as a president. The black crows around him on the ground are his affirmative action cabinet and czars doing nothing but strutting and trying to look busy and smart at the same time. The black crows in the air, in the trees and on the powerlines that were shrieking and cawing loudly are the Obama voters making excuses for his failure. ....and the DUmmie taking care of the wounded crow...well, that shows the typical Obama supporters inability to do for themselves and a dependence on others to care for them.

Did I get it right that time miss Jones?..... Whadda you mean I gets a zero for seeing the ZERO between the lines in that story?

Was it "Heavy Traffic" or "Fritz the Cat" that had obamas kin folk represented as crows?

Speaking of cats, who did the cat represent in your interpretation of the tale? Sarah Palin perhaps?
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Post by: JohnnyReb on July 19, 2011, 05:28:29 AM
Was it "Heavy Traffic" or "Fritz the Cat" that had obamas kin folk represented as crows?

Speaking of cats, who did the cat represent in your interpretation of the tale? Sarah Palin perhaps?

All us repugs rolled into one....right Miss Jones?...huh....How in the world can I get a MINUS grade? I thought the scale went from ZERO to a hundred?
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Post by: miskie on July 19, 2011, 05:41:18 AM
Was it "Heavy Traffic" or "Fritz the Cat" that had obamas kin folk represented as crows?

What is 'Fritz the cat' ? For $800 Alex...

If I recall, one of Fritz' lives happened after New Jersey became a separate nation called New Africa, and was entirely populated by crows. That entire scene was a typical 70's "Blacksploitation" film, and as such was a racist as racist can be - not the way the primitives toss the word around...
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Post by: Tucker on July 19, 2011, 06:09:27 AM
What is 'Fritz the cat' ? For $800 Alex...

If I recall, one of Fritz' lives happened after New Jersey became a separate nation called New Africa, and was entirely populated by crows. That entire scene was a typical 70's "Blacksploitation" film, and as such was a racist as racist can be - not the way the primitives toss the word around...

Not surprising as the root of racism is the democrat party.

The film was marketed to the hippie, drug induced generation.
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Post by: ScubaGuy on July 19, 2011, 06:25:55 AM
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38. Update: I haven't seen her this morning.
   
No sign of her or any of her crow family. I'm hoping they picked her up and flew her home or that she was able to fly on her own.

Hmmmm....I think I better get a ladder and make sure she isn't where I can't see her.

Yep they flew in with their little crow stretcher and flew her out.

More likely they made dinner out of her and she flew out pieces.

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Post by: Tucker on July 19, 2011, 06:27:58 AM
What is 'Fritz the cat' ? For $800 Alex...

If I recall, one of Fritz' lives happened after New Jersey became a separate nation called New Africa, and was entirely populated by crows. That entire scene was a typical 70's "Blacksploitation" film, and as such was a racist as racist can be - not the way the primitives toss the word around...

I can't find any reference to that so it might be the 'Nine lives of Fritz the Cat". I've never seen that one.

Made in 74, that would put it in the era of pop culture creations such as "All in the Family".
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Post by: vesta111 on July 19, 2011, 06:51:13 AM
Crows and Ravens are strange besties.   They and their society mimic human society.

Feisty little SON of a Guns, Told in tales and fables for hundred of years.

The love shiny objects and will steal everythings from small spoons to jewelry left on a table top outside.  Some are known to fly into a top window with no screen and raid peoples jewelery boxes.    More then a few  crows nest has been found with all sorts of stuff from beer can tops to diamond rings.    

Recent studies show that Crows somehow pass down information to their baby's that in some cases causes the now Adult baby's to attack something that was a problem for their Parents.

Somewhere in the dark past humans found that if a crows tongue was split it could be trained to utter words as a Parriot does.

Problem is if one finds an injured crow of any age, brings it home and cages it, teaches it to talk or fly free and come home, it becomes a mark for the population of wild crows.

The wild crows will go after the tamed crow and kill it, the tame crow can no longer be a part of wild crow society.

I myself like Crows, were I to find one injured I would not rescue it, I would leave it to the crow family on how to handle it's member.  

   For me to cage it and domesticate it and turn it loose would mean its death, to keep it caged away from it's family, hearing every day the call of the flock--[ Murder or crows]    Unless I could put up with crow shit all over the house or chain its leg to a stand , -----not my style.

Besides the call of the Loons on a fresh water lake at night, the call of the crows is most interesting.   What the hell are they saying to each other, what have they found.

Title: Re: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous
Post by: zeitgeist on July 19, 2011, 08:37:43 AM
I do believe that there is one of them stories my highschool English teacher done told me 'bout. One of them stories where you have to read between the lines. The black crow flopping around on the ground is Obama representing his inexperience and failings as a president. The black crows around him on the ground are his affirmative action cabinet and czars doing nothing but strutting and trying to look busy and smart at the same time. The black crows in the air, in the trees and on the powerlines that were shrieking and cawing loudly are the Obama voters making excuses for his failure. ....and the DUmmie taking care of the wounded crow...well, that shows the typical Obama supporters inability to do for themselves and a dependence on others to care for them.

Did I get it right that time miss Jones?..... Whadda you mean I gets a zero for seeing the ZERO between the lines in that story?

That would be one of them stories which had allegators between the lines, right?  I never could find the darn things 'cause every time I lifted my finger up to look I lost my place. :rotf:
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Post by: GOBUCKS on July 19, 2011, 12:42:29 PM
Well, Snotspout's whole story is a lame bouncy, of course, especially the business of the "bird farm", with pheasants and cardinals. But there's a grain of truth. Before moving to red state hell, I used to shoot a lot of crows while normal hunting seasons were closed.

We used owl decoys, which will drive crows into a frenzy. They would ignore 12-gauge shotguns going off to dive bomb the owl. But you really hit the jackpot if you knocked down a couple of crows that weren't killed. With an owl up on a high stake, and two or three crippled crows flopping around on the ground, every crow within a mile would zero in on us. If we were well hidden, and the flopping crows cooperated, you could easily shoot a box of ammunition before the frenzy died down, and then even more crows would come straggling in from even farther away.

Some days were a washout, not a shot, but when things worked just right it was amazing.
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Post by: Karin on July 19, 2011, 12:57:43 PM
Yep they flew in with their little crow stretcher and flew her out.

Oh my God, that's what I get for skimming a story.  I completely missed that.  "Picked her up and flew her home?"   :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

Anthropomorphizing animals is about as babyish as you can get. 
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Post by: Tucker on July 19, 2011, 01:09:44 PM
Oh my God, that's what I get for skimming a story.  I completely missed that.  "Picked her up and flew her home?"   :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

Anthropomorphizing animals is about as babyish as you can get. 

Keep in mind that snoutpout, or whatever he calls himself, is a educator.
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Post by: GOBUCKS on July 19, 2011, 01:16:27 PM
Keep in mind that snoutpout, or whatever he calls himself, is a educator.
I'd like to hear his reaction if he ever watched his crows discover a nest of baby rabbits.
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Post by: Tucker on July 19, 2011, 01:23:45 PM
I'd like to hear his reaction if he ever watched his crows discover a nest of baby rabbits.

The violence of nature is all made up rethug propaganda. In the real world, Lions lay with Lambs and Cats play with Dogs.
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Post by: NHSparky on July 19, 2011, 01:27:50 PM
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tl;dr

You DUmmies (and vesta) really need to understand that the average Internet post needs to be read in less time than it took Booger to belch in Revenge of the Nerds.
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Post by: miskie on July 19, 2011, 02:24:01 PM
I can't find any reference to that so it might be the 'Nine lives of Fritz the Cat". I've never seen that one.

Made in 74, that would put it in the era of pop culture creations such as "All in the Family".

Nine lives of Fritz the Cat -- yes, that's it --
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Post by: zeitgeist on July 19, 2011, 02:27:50 PM
I'd like to hear his reaction if he ever watched his crows discover a nest of baby rabbits.


Inconsolable, babbling, choking back salty wet tears. And that is just Sgt. Snuggle Bunny, Ptarmigan maybe not so much.

PS I thought Crows were why God invented the .410, or maybe the .22, but a 12 ga?
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Post by: GOBUCKS on July 19, 2011, 03:02:47 PM

Inconsolable, babbling, choking back salty wet tears. And that is just Sgt. Snuggle Bunny, Ptarmigan maybe not so much.

PS I thought Crows were why God invented the .410, or maybe the .22, but a 12 ga?

Well, unless you're DUmmy DUmoTex, you can't often hit a flying crow with a .22, even with high-explosive bullets.

The pellets in a .410 ga. shotgun hit every bit as hard as a 12 ga., but there are far fewer of them, so effective
range is drastically reduced by the thin patterns.

When I hunted crows, I used 1 1/4 oz. of #7 1/2 pellets. A .410 load would typically be a half-ounce. At typical ranges,
there are lots of crow-sized gaps in the .410 shot pattern.
Title: Re: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous
Post by: zeitgeist on July 19, 2011, 06:34:46 PM
Well, unless you're DUmmy DUmoTex, you can't often hit a flying crow with a .22, even with high-explosive bullets.

The pellets in a .410 ga. shotgun hit every bit as hard as a 12 ga., but there are far fewer of them, so effective
range is drastically reduced by the thin patterns.

When I hunted crows, I used 1 1/4 oz. of #7 1/2 pellets. A .410 load would typically be a half-ounce. At typical ranges,
there are lots of crow-sized gaps in the .410 shot pattern.

Well, I was pretty good with a .22, many a red squirrel went that way.  And yes a crow would be a challenge on the wing, I was thinking more of when they are parked.  The silencer from one of the other threads would be a good thing to try for a little covert crow hunting.  Where I am you would be cuffed and stuffed before you could say Holy Second Amendment Batman if you discharged a firearm. 
 
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Post by: true_blood on July 19, 2011, 08:19:25 PM
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Snoutport Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Mon Jul-18-11 02:18 AM
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78. Today the crows flew by for a quick caw and then darted off...only to be   Updated at 8:42 PM
followed by a woodpecker. I've been here 10 years and never had a woodpecker land on my roof and chirp for..oh...three or four minutes. Then off he went. Good bird karma, I guess.
Oh my!! Tell me more!
:jerkit: :jerkit:
Sounds like nature being nature to me.
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Post by: vadawg on July 19, 2011, 08:40:00 PM
jeez, i hope i never have to live next door to this guy, he would be crying at my door with all the whistle pigs we have killed this year and god help us when it comes to deer hanging not to mention the old rebel flags flying.
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Post by: Karin on July 20, 2011, 12:27:50 PM
Oh my!! Tell me more!

Oh my God, don't encourage him.  He goes on and on and on as it is.  A crashing bore.
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Post by: GOBUCKS on July 20, 2011, 01:11:22 PM
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Snoutport Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Mon Jul-18-11 02:18 AM
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78. Today the crows flew by for a quick caw and then darted off...only to be followed by a woodpecker.
I've been here 10 years and never had a woodpecker land on my roof

Snotspout is excited by the "pecker" part.
Title: Re: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous
Post by: zeitgeist on July 20, 2011, 04:34:32 PM

Snotspout is excited by the "pecker" part.

I am beginning to think snout-full a very clever mole.  He had quite the well attended bouncy in his journal today.  I am guessing this is all a part of a cleverly lain campaign for DOY.

Bet he is excited about both wood and pecker.  :rofl:
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Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 20, 2011, 06:23:13 PM
There was an injured pigeon on our patio about a month ago.  His/her wing was injured, looked bloody.  My cats were licking their lips at it.  My daughter kept pointing at the bird and going crazy because she wanted to see it.  So we went outside and gave the bird some bread.  The next day, the bird was gone.  I saved a life.  Someone honor me.
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Post by: GOBUCKS on July 20, 2011, 06:24:24 PM
There was an injured pigeon on our patio about a month ago.  His/her wing was injured, looked bloody.  My cats were licking their lips at it.  My daughter kept pointing at the bird and going crazy because she wanted to see it.  So we went outside and gave the bird some bread.  The next day, the bird was gone.  I saved a life.  Someone honor me.
The bird was gone, and the cats were well fed.
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Post by: Tucker on July 20, 2011, 06:29:11 PM
There was an injured pigeon on our patio about a month ago.  His/her wing was injured, looked bloody.  My cats were licking their lips at it.  My daughter kept pointing at the bird and going crazy because she wanted to see it.  So we went outside and gave the bird some bread.  The next day, the bird was gone.  I saved a life.  Someone honor me.

You missed your chance.

http://www.gourmetfoodsource.net/how-to-cook-pigeon.htm
Title: Re: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 20, 2011, 06:31:44 PM
The bird was gone, and the cats were well fed.

Yes, I believe one of the feral cats got to the bird.  Circle of life.  No big deal.  It's not like we don't have 50 million pigeons over here.
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Post by: miskie on July 20, 2011, 06:35:41 PM
Yes, I believe one of the feral cats got to the bird.  Circle of life.  No big deal.  It's not like we don't have 50 million pigeons over here.

My cat 'recycles'.

After catching birds, she 'deposits' wings, beaks and feet in the recycle bin. I can only assume she believes that they can use the parts to assemble new birds for her to enjoy. Seriously, that's where she drops unwanted bird parts. 

Title: Re: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous
Post by: LC EFA on July 20, 2011, 08:43:13 PM
Friend of mine has a 25-06 that he refers to as a "crow popper".

He runs a sheep farm and hates the black feathered bastard things.


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Post by: Karin on July 21, 2011, 07:24:03 AM
Miskie,  :lmao: :rotf:

haha--you have a moonbat for a cat. 
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Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 21, 2011, 07:26:42 AM
Friend of mine has a 25-06 that he refers to as a "crow popper".

He runs a sheep farm and hates the black feathered bastard things.




Two things here . . .

1)  A .25-06 for crows????  Wow!  Talk about overkill!  But, his characterization is dead on.

2)  Jess, here's your honor . . .

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :blowkiss: :blowkiss: :blowkiss: :blowkiss: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 21, 2011, 11:41:13 AM
Two things here . . .

1)  A .25-06 for crows????  Wow!  Talk about overkill!  But, his characterization is dead on.
If the killing the crow is your only objective, you can wait until it's 25 yd. away and kill it with a .22 short, or 10 yd. away and kill it with
a pellet gun. If you're a gun nut varmint hunter, killing the critter is just a by-product. The real objective is hitting a very small target at very
great and unpredictable range. You can't do that unless you start with huge muzzle velocity.
 
Title: Re: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous
Post by: LC EFA on July 21, 2011, 05:00:36 PM
If the killing the crow is your only objective, you can wait until it's 25 yd. away and kill it with a .22 short, or 10 yd. away and kill it with
a pellet gun. If you're a gun nut varmint hunter, killing the critter is just a by-product. The real objective is hitting a very small target at very
great and unpredictable range. You can't do that unless you start with huge muzzle velocity.
 

Crows are fairly intelligent so far as birds go. You need a very accurate long distance rifle to pluck em off a tree at 500 yards before they move on you.

This is especially true with the educated ones who've been shot at before.
 
Title: Re: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous
Post by: miskie on July 21, 2011, 05:17:57 PM
Miskie,  :lmao: :rotf:

haha--you have a moonbat for a cat. 

Well, let see - it lays around all day, expects me to feed, house, and care for her, and she gets upset if what it eats isn't the same as what I am eating. You may be on to something.