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Title: How Can We Not Love Obama?
Post by: ReardenSteel on July 13, 2011, 06:22:03 PM: Content warning: The following is not satire and may induce vomiting.

http://dailycaller.com/2011/07/13/yes-lets-just-enjoy-obama-for-a-moment/

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Presented without comment, here is the first paragraph of Stephen Marcheâ€™s â€œHow Can We Not Love Obama?â€ from the latest issue of Esquire:

Before the fall brings us down, before the election season begins in earnest with all its nastiness and vulgarity, before the next batch of stupid scandals and gaffes, before Sarah Palin tries to convert her movie into reality and Joe Biden resumes his imitation of an embarrassing uncle and Newt and Callista Gingrich creep us all out, can we just enjoy Obama for a moment? Before the policy choices have to be weighed and the hard decisions have to be made, can we just take a month or two to contemplate him the way we might contemplate a painting by Vermeer or a guitar lick by the early-seventies Rolling Stones or a Peyton Manning pass or any other astounding, ecstatic human achievement? Because twenty years from now, weâ€™re going to look back on this time as a glorious idyll in American politics, with a confident, intelligent, fascinating president riding the surge of his prodigious talents from triumph to triumph. Whatever happens this fall or next, the summer of 2011 is the summer of Obama.

Wow.

(link to Esquire)
http://www.esquire.com/features/thousand-words-on-culture/loving-obama-0811
Title: Re: How Can We Not Love Obama?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 13, 2011, 08:35:24 PM: That mag is just a metrosexual mental masturbation rag, other than the odd PG-rated pic of some hot starlet I can't imagine why anyone bothers to open it. 95% plus of it is advertising for metrosexual male lifestyle shit, and the other 5% is trendy, fake-edgy urban crap.
Title: Re: How Can We Not Love Obama?
Post by: 5412 on July 13, 2011, 08:41:18 PM: How can we not love Obama?

Let me count the ways......

5412
Title: Re: How Can We Not Love Obama?
Post by: ReardenSteel on July 13, 2011, 09:58:05 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 13, 2011, 08:35:24 PM
That mag is just a metrosexual mental masturbation rag, other than the odd PG-rated pic of some hot starlet I can't imagine why anyone bothers to open it. 95% plus of it is advertising for metrosexual male lifestyle shit, and the other 5% is trendy, fake-edgy urban crap.

That explains a lot. :lmao:

Still that level of crazy/way out of touch with reality comes from somewhere. Only God knows where.

I just hope the crazies don't reappear in 2012 the way they did in 2008...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/Obama_The_Same_Hysteria.jpg)
Title: Re: How Can We Not Love Obama?
Post by: thelaughingman on July 14, 2011, 12:04:32 AM: Far-left kooks just love virtually polishing Obama's knob, don't they? They must have no gag reflex whatsoever.
Title: Re: How Can We Not Love Obama?
Post by: CG6468 on July 14, 2011, 07:51:34 AM: How can anyone love a boil on the ass?