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Title: Just what is this ad saying?
Post by: Texacon on July 13, 2011, 04:14:30 PM
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Never Know When You May Need One


(http://i.blogads.com/996142607/img.jpg?guid=6536b1c2874c5d4298e43165399328e6)
 
Find qualified lawyers in your local area, get helpful answers, and find do-it-yourself forms, all from your computer.

That ad is on the front page at DU.

What does it look like it is saying to you?  To me it says; If you're too stupid to know how to use a hammer, give us a call and we'll sue the place that sold you the hammer, the manufacturer and the doctor that fixed you up!

Jeeze.

KC
Title: Re: Just what is this ad saying?
Post by: diesel driver on July 13, 2011, 04:41:29 PM
I see a DUmmie who's finger got stuck in its nose when "mining for nuggets".

DUmmie tried to use a hammer to remove said finger from said nose, using the blunt end of the hammer.
Title: Re: Just what is this ad saying?
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 13, 2011, 05:08:22 PM
It says to me that we should kill all the lawyers... tonite.   :-)
Title: Re: Just what is this ad saying?
Post by: DefiantSix on July 13, 2011, 05:16:26 PM
Quote from: I_B_Perky on July 13, 2011, 05:08:22 PM
It says to me that we should kill all the lawyers... tonite.   :-)

I'm willing to start with the lawyers inside the beltway... :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Just what is this ad saying?
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 13, 2011, 05:48:01 PM
Looks like someone asked a Marine to pull his finger.
Title: Re: Just what is this ad saying?
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 13, 2011, 07:20:59 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on July 13, 2011, 05:16:26 PM
I'm willing to start with the lawyers inside the beltway... :fuelfire:

Me too! When we're finished with them, then we can move out to the state legislatures, and then when we are finished with them, we can do the lawyers that have the ads on the tv.

I wanna save John Edwards for last though. I want him to watch all his brother lawyers getting the noose first. Let him sweat for a while.   :-)
Title: Re: Just what is this ad saying?
Post by: DefiantSix on July 13, 2011, 07:45:17 PM
Quote from: I_B_Perky on July 13, 2011, 07:20:59 PM
Me too! When we're finished with them, then we can move out to the state legislatures, and then when we are finished with them, we can do the lawyers that have the ads on the tv.

I wanna save John Edwards for last though. I want him to watch all his brother lawyers getting the noose first. Let him sweat for a while.   :-)

John Edwards is special.  He's one of those who'll be classified as "Lawyers in Prison".  We'll get to all of them last.  I got special dibs on that moonbat bitch who was passing notes to terrorists for Kahlid Sheik Mohommed.

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Title: Re: Just what is this ad saying?
Post by: FreeBorn on July 13, 2011, 08:09:29 PM
When I was in elementary school I attended a typical Suburban brick tract school built in the fifties with surrounding maples, playground and bicycle racks in the early 70's. There was the bus loop out front by the parking lot and the front lobby, office part. The big lunch room and gymnasium was in the front part too. off of that were two main hallways extending like a V from the front of the school with classrooms for Kindergarten through 3rd grade in one wing and 4th through 6th, the "big" kids in the other wing. So from Kindergarten through 2nd I was in the east wing. We had a "special" class too. There were enough of them to make up a class but they were bused in from several other districts each morning and were comprised of students from about 1st grade age to 6th grade age, all in one class.

Sometimes through those early years my class would be in the hallway for one reason or another, going someplace, etc. Maybe an assembly or just lunch. Occasionally the special kids would just happen to be in the hallway at the same time too. All lined up waiting, just like us. We got a pretty good look at them, quite often. Also, the funny sounding and sudden whoops and wails echoing down the hallway at any time during the day were hard to miss. Oddly this was always ignored by my teacher and the rest of the grown ups but all of my classmates and me always laughed when we heard a random blurt.

Even in Kindergarten, being just 5 years old I noticed a lack of any mention of them by my teachers, profoundly so, like they didn't exist. My class and all the others would be together in Gym sometimes and always at the assemblies and plays but the special kids class was never there with us. They always did things and had Gym class by themselves, apart from the rest of us. We were only two classrooms down the hall though and at recess time when we got to go outside on the playground the special kids were out there too. So recess was different, like a free for all. We all got to mingle then and knew all their names. Some of them smelled really bad but some of them were oddly cool in a weird sort of way.

Sorry for jumping in. I don't know why I put this here. Been walking around with all that for forty years now almost so I guess I just needed to dump it.  :whistling:
Title: Re: Just what is this ad saying?
Post by: franksolich on July 14, 2011, 04:14:57 AM
Quote from: FreeBorn on July 13, 2011, 08:09:29 PM

Good one, sir.

Admirable.
Title: Re: Just what is this ad saying?
Post by: FreeBorn on July 14, 2011, 04:33:18 AM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 13, 2011, 05:48:01 PM
Looks like someone asked a Marine to pull his finger.
:lmao: ^!