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Title: Uncivilized Behavoir
Post by: CG6468 on July 13, 2011, 12:07:20 PM
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Jealous Ex-Boyfriend Breaks In, Shaves Woman’s Head

Posted: 11:55 am PDT July 11, 2011Updated: 5:36 pm PDT July 11, 2011

LYNNWOOD, Wash. -- Lynnwood police said the former boyfriend of a woman broke into her apartment Friday, held her down and shaved her head so she would not be attractive to other men.

Police said that at 4:35 p.m., they were called to an apartment in the 18300 of 52nd Avenue West by a woman who said her ex-boyfriend was trying to break into her apartment.

Lynnwood officers said they arrived at the scene to find the front door kicked in and a man standing in the doorway to the bedroom with a pair of hair clippers in his hand. The man was taken into custody.

The victim, a 30-year-old woman, was crying hysterically and holding her head in her hands, which held clumps of hair, police said.

Sicko (http://www.kirotv.com/news/28512258/detail.html?cxntlid=cmg_cntnt_rss)
Title: Re: Uncivilized Behavoir
Post by: longview on July 13, 2011, 02:40:44 PM
Weeeeird! 
Title: Re: Uncivilized Behavoir
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 13, 2011, 03:35:28 PM
:wtf2:  :mental:
Title: Re: Uncivilized Behavoir
Post by: RightCoast on July 13, 2011, 09:10:38 PM
What's his muzzie name?
Title: Re: Uncivilized Behavoir
Post by: Chris_ on July 13, 2011, 09:12:39 PM
Some guys are really into the whole shaved thing. :mental:
Title: Re: Uncivilized Behavoir
Post by: RightCoast on July 13, 2011, 09:16:12 PM
Some guys are really into the whole shaved thing. :mental:

wrong end IMO
Title: Re: Uncivilized Behavoir
Post by: DefiantSix on July 13, 2011, 11:27:05 PM
Ya know, Wierd Al did a song about doing stuff like that to a chick he was stalking.  I wonder if he can account for his whereabouts at the time this happened?
Title: Re: Uncivilized Behavoir
Post by: thelaughingman on July 13, 2011, 11:46:41 PM
Ya know, Wierd Al did a song about doing stuff like that to a chick he was stalking.  I wonder if he can account for his whereabouts at the time this happened?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmApJCgqnU[/youtube]


Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
I knew she had to be the girl for me
And to think I probably never would have found her
If I hadn't bought that telescope

Oh, Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I just can't understand it
Why won't you return my phone calls
Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat
If you'd just say the word
I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever
Or are you too dumb to realize that

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
How can you ignore me when you know that I can't live without you
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you

Melanie, ooh
Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true
I couldn't stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window
Right above you
Now I may be dead but I still love you

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet, sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
Title: Re: Uncivilized Behavoir
Post by: DefiantSix on July 14, 2011, 12:06:38 AM
Yup.  That's one of 'em.
Title: Re: Uncivilized Behavoir
Post by: vesta111 on July 15, 2011, 07:15:17 AM
Civilized behavior is to live a life as one wants without getting caught.
Title: Re: Uncivilized Behavoir
Post by: Splashdown on July 15, 2011, 08:14:26 AM
Should hook that guy up with the penis-chopper chick. Perfect couple.