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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ballygrl on July 12, 2011, 04:37:30 PM
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We went to the movies this afternoon and stopped at a Restaurant, the place had 4 TV's on the wall, 2 were tuned to CNN, 1 was tuned to a kids channel, and 1 was tuned to ESPN.
So we're waiting for our order and I'm looking around and to my horror I see CNN is on 2 TV's, I'm salivating at the thought of CNN being on and not Fox, so I stand up and go stomping off to the section of the restaurant where your orders are when they're ready and I.......................pick up my food and realize my salivating was just the thought of having a nice grilled burger. :-)
No screaming involved, no demanding the channel be changed, no political discussion at all.
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Zero bongs. No cops jumping out of bushes, no conversion....bonus points for using the word "so".... :-)
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Zero bongs. No cops jumping out of bushes, no conversion....bonus points for using the word "so".... :-)
:lmao:
I just chuckled to myself when I saw CNN on and thought what would happen if a DU'er was there and Fox News was on, like I don't know what would happen.
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Sunday was the wife's birthday so I took her out to eat. Same thing happened to me, CNN was on the tube. It cost the restaurant because I had the "all-u-can-eat" bar and instead of watching FOX NEWS, I was steady eating..... :-)....burp.
SPELL CHECKER IS A DEMOCRAT!!!! Where I have "all-u-can-eat" spell check wanted to substitute "allocate"....sounds like a democrat way of saying "That all you get, dude", to me.
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:lmao:
I just chuckled to myself when I saw CNN on and thought what would happen if a DU'er was there and Fox News was on, like I don't know what would happen.
Oh, the assploding would have been glorious.
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Personally I wouldn't care if I went to a restaurant and they were playing Keef on Current TV 24/7. I would just have to look away as I ate. :-)
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:lmao:
I just chuckled to myself when I saw CNN on and thought what would happen if a DU'er was there and Fox News was on, like I don't know what would happen.
I've been to a lot of restaurant/bars over the years, and the only thing I pay attention to is sports. If CNN/Fox/MSNBC were on, I couldn't care less. Except to make up a bouncy story! :-)
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Personally I wouldn't care if I went to a restaurant and they were playing Keef on Current TV 24/7. I would just have to look away as I ate. :-)
That would assume that someone other than the DUmmies can even find Current TV. I bet you could walk up to 100 people and maybe one would have heard of it.
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Sunday was the wife's birthday so I took her out to eat. Same thing happened to me, CNN was on the tube. It cost the restaurant because I had the "all-u-can-eat" bar and instead of watching FOX NEWS, I was steady eating..... :-)....burp.
SPELL CHECKER IS A DEMOCRAT!!!! Where I have "all-u-can-eat" spell check wanted to substitute "allocate"....sounds like a democrat way of saying "That all you get, dude", to me.
:lmao:
:cheersmate:
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I have seen pretty much everything on televisions in shops/restaurants etc I have gone to, and I could care less. Hell, I have even seen one that kept MSNBC on.. Granted, they went out of business since then but I'm sure the TV had nothing to do with that...
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I have seen pretty much everything on televisions in shops/restaurants etc I have gone to, and I could care less. Hell, I have even seen one that kept MSNBC on.. Granted, they went out of business since then but I'm sure the TV had nothing to do with that...
Then again the DUmmies get offended if a cloud looks like something they hate. :-)
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I have seen pretty much everything on televisions in shops/restaurants etc I have gone to, and I could care less. Hell, I have even seen one that kept MSNBC on.. Granted, they went out of business since then but I'm sure the TV had nothing to do with that...
I couldn't tell it was CNN at 1st, I thought it was MSNBC or CNBC, then I saw Wolff Blitzer and realized what station it was.
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I just chuckled to myself when I saw CNN on and thought what would happen if a DU'er was there and Fox News was on, like I don't know what would happen.
They had CNN on when we went to Applebee's this past weekend. I wanted to think of some silly story to tell, but just couldn't come up with one. Next time I should throw my drink across the restaurant and demand FOX news be shown.
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They had CNN on when we went to Applebee's this past weekend. I wanted to think of some silly story to tell, but just couldn't come up with one. Next time I should throw my drink across the restaurant and demand FOX news be shown.
Not bad - but its not stereotypically 'conservative' enough. Maybe you should make the story about how you pulled out a 9mm and 'turned off' the TV with it. And as you storm off, make sure you steal every tip left on every table. I mean, that's how a DUmmy would tell the story about you, so you might as well beat them to it.
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They had CNN on when we went to Applebee's this past weekend. I wanted to think of some silly story to tell, but just couldn't come up with one. Next time I should throw my drink across the restaurant and demand FOX news be shown.
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EC, you'd have to add that everyone in the place applauded when you threw your drink.
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Then again the DUmmies get offended if a cloud looks like something they hate. :-)
Man, ain't that the truth.
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Man, ain't that the truth.
I just posted a campfire where sermons at funerals offend these idiots. :mental:
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I just posted a campfire where sermons at funerals offend these idiots. :mental:
I just saw that, and thought about posting again, that everything offends the primitives.
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I just saw that, and thought about posting again, that everything offends the primitives.
Once again, they're not happy unless . . . they're not happy.
(Special translation for Stinky: "Dude ain't chillin' unless . . . dude ain't chillin'." :tongue: :loser: )
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On a sort of related note, I just discovered that we have algore's current tee vee on our cable.
I didn't throw a fit or call up comcast and complain, I just chuckled over it.
I looked through the listings and Keef is on like every 3 hours. :rotf:
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Four TVs and no Fox means it was a fern bar or a vegan joint.
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EC, you'd have to add that everyone in the place applauded when you threw your drink.
If it was a lib place, they'd try to give you the clap.
Be thankful.
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Four TVs and no Fox means it was a fern bar or a vegan joint.
LOL, nope, mostly burgers.
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"Veggie" burgers.
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"Veggie" burgers.
Never! LOL!
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So, I was at he Vegan Caribbean restaurant to celebrate the wedding of my dear friends Maria and Shanique. We had just finished our local source arugula salad with hemp oil and raspberry vinaigrette dressing, and awaiting our tofu tapas when the big brute at the next table began spouting out about Hugo Chavez.
"He's a dictator, just like Bill O'Reilly said!", the man with the pale pink skin began to roar. "I wish he had died in Cuba. And I want some raw red meat, not this vegan crap."
"He is NOT a dictator!", I replied. "He was elected. And Jimmy Carter said the election was fair. By the way, red meat is bad for you and bad for the planet. Perhaps you should watch Keith Olberman on Current TV."
At first he just sat there, with his mouth wide open. Then, as a thoughtful look crossed his face, he said, "You know, I really have been watching too much Fox News lately. I really SHOULD broaden my horizons."
We invited him over to our table and shared some of our tapas with him. We talked about how Shanique's brother was going to donate some sperm so Maria could have a baby. "It's the next best thing to her being the father", Maria said, looking lovingly into her partner's eyes.
"Blessed be!", said our new friend. "May the spirits of love and joy shine down upon your union. But I have to go know. I need to get home and set my DVR so I don't miss Keith."
We finished our meal and paid the check. We were two dollars short, but the owner of the restaurant said "Don't worry about it. A gift for the newlyweds. Besides, I do this for love, not money."
We were walking to the parking lot, feeling good about the world, when suddenly a cop comes around the azalea bush as says, "Is that your Suburu with all the bumper stickers?" "Yes", I replied, "What is the problem?"
"The problem is, you have a broken tail light!" He takes his night stick, and after four tries smashes the light.
Suddenly, a call came over the police radio. "Billy Ray, get over to the Jenkins place double quick. Leroy's been drinkin' again"
"If that woman would learn how to cook a pot roast, Leroy wouldn't beat her up so much", Officer Billy Ray said. "I'm going to let you off with a warning, but if I see you hippie homos with your 'NO H8' and 'Coexist' bumper stickers around these parts again, you're not going to like it!"
As he sped away, we looked at each other and said in unison, "Wow, what a right wing tool!"
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:lmao: :rotf:
What a great story, Philthecat! It even has a conversion, which are the best parts!
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:lmao:
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:lmao: :rotf:
What a great story, Philthecat! It even has a conversion, which are the best parts!
Veganism, multiethnic lesbian married couple, hemp oil, defending Hugo Chavez, Fox News, liberal conversion, Keef, Suburus, redneck cops behind bushes, spousal abuse...I think I hit most of the main bouncy points on this one.
I wish I had posted it on DU first - I would be a hero to hundreds!
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--Awesomeness--
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Veganism, multiethnic lesbian married couple, hemp oil, defending Hugo Chavez, Fox News, liberal conversion, Keef, Suburus, redneck cops behind bushes, spousal abuse...I think I hit most of the main bouncy points on this one.
I wish I had posted it on DU first - I would be a hero to hundreds!
Maybe even tens. :rotf:
^5!
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Awesome, sir.
The primitives need to take lessons from you.