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Title: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 12, 2011, 04:13:53 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)       
Tue Jul-12-11 05:10 PM
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Obama is the President of the USA (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1475238)

He lives in the White House

Congress is made up of The House of Representatives and the Senate

The Supreme Court is made of Nine judges who review law cases


No shit, sherlock.  Someone has been hitting the bong...

 :stoner:
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: franksolich on July 12, 2011, 04:16:26 PM
Well, maybe he's trying to educate the primitives.

As we all know, the primitives are pretty ignorant about such things, remember.

So I consider this the Taverner primitive's most sensible post, ever.
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 12, 2011, 07:33:15 PM
That and some member of Obama's Aramcheck cabal said recently ( only was half listening to Rush that day) that the three branches are government were the President, House, and Senate.
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: Skul on July 12, 2011, 08:16:10 PM
Wow, Tavernturd finally picked up a book.
Soon, grasshoppers, he will be lecturing all, with his new found knowledge.
Nads will find her true love. :rotf:
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 12, 2011, 08:21:24 PM
Wow, Tavernturd finally picked up a book.
Soon, grasshoppers, he will be lecturing all, with his new found knowledge.
Nads will find her true love. :rotf:

Naw... he hit Wikipedia.   :-)
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: Skul on July 12, 2011, 08:28:00 PM
Naw... he hit Wikipedia.   :-)
I'd be surprised.
Some of the info he had was correct. :whatever:
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: Delmar on July 12, 2011, 09:04:44 PM
That and some member of Obama's Aramcheck cabal said recently ( only was half listening to Rush that day) that the three branches are government were the President, House, and Senate.
Chuck U. Schumer
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 12, 2011, 09:10:54 PM
Chuck U. Schumer
Thanks. ^5.
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 12, 2011, 11:22:02 PM
I never knew any of that until tonight. 

Thank you, Taverner.
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: FreeBorn on July 12, 2011, 11:35:52 PM


No shit, sherlock.  Someone has been hitting the bong...

 :stoner:
More likely the exact opposite. Like the old joke about the stoner at a Greatful Dead show who runs out of drugs and once sobered up has the stunning epiphany "Wow, this band sucks"!

His new found enthrallment with political science will vanish once his next benefit check hits and he can score a fresh lid.
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: diesel driver on July 13, 2011, 05:57:18 AM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)       
Tue Jul-12-11 05:10 PM
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Obama is the President of the USA
Yeah, Dumbass.  Don't remind us.
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He lives in the White House
No shit!
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Congress is made up of The House of Representatives and the Senate
According to DUmmies, it's made up of Dims and Rethuglicans.
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The Supreme Court is made of Nine judges who review law cases
Which would be nice if they didn't cite "international law" or legislate from the bench.


Sheer genius.   :hammer:
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: Karin on July 13, 2011, 07:55:38 AM
This is a case of too much time on one's hands.  He doesn't have a "job" in a "building" with "heavy security" where they check the black guys but not the white, he doesn't go to the BBQ joint next door for power lunches.  He's getting high and diddling around at the DUmp.
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 13, 2011, 09:36:18 AM
This is a case of too much time on one's hands.  He doesn't have a "job" in a "building" with "heavy security" where they check the black guys but not the white, he doesn't go to the BBQ joint next door for power lunches.  He's getting high and diddling around at the DUmp.
I think he may be a daily customer of a methadone clinic in the Oakland ghetto.
They'd need security to prevent the neighbors from looting the place.
Title: Re: Taverner states the obvious
Post by: DLR Pyro on July 13, 2011, 09:39:17 AM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)       
Tue Jul-12-11 05:10 PM
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Obama is the President of the USA

He lives in the White House

Congress is made up of The House of Representatives and the Senate

The Supreme Court is made of Nine judges who review law cases
and in other breaking news..
The sky is blue

grass is green

water is wet.

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