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Title: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: franksolich on July 12, 2011, 08:32:44 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1469688

Oh my.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-11-11 11:04 PM
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A vote for a repubican just ain't gunna happen

No way.

No how.

No place.

No time.

So don't even *try* to go there.

Since most of us won't vote for a republican, and we are finding it increasingly difficult to support a Democrat who is selling us out bit by bit, piece by piece, now what?

Peas?

Pffft.

I gotcher peas.

Go for the rich ones. You know. The ones who have now given you a seat at their table.

Unlike us. Who only provided you the votes you needed as the price of that seat they gave you.

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Joe the Revelator (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-11-11 11:06 PM
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1. Dude, what exactly has he given away? What concession has been agreed to?

?

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-11-11 11:06 PM
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2. Don't call me dude

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Joe the Revelator (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-11-11 11:12 PM
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4. Why not? I call everyone dude. You're not special. Why not answer my question?

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-11-11 11:18 PM
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6. Because you called me dude. Its insulting.

It just shut down any conversation between us. You can disagree with me all you wish. You do NOT get to be insulting.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-11-11 11:24 PM
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9. Correct. But I do get to choose with whom I engage in conversation

And that is not you.

Now have your last word and run along.

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Joe the Revelator (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-11-11 11:26 PM
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10. You're only silencing yourself stinky. I'll still be posting, and you're going to be forced into ignoring me.

Sounds like fun!
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Freeper on July 12, 2011, 08:37:02 AM
Damn Stinky must be putting on weight or something, his panties are bunched up more than usual.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Rebel on July 12, 2011, 08:38:56 AM
That's an effeminate dude.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: jukin on July 12, 2011, 08:39:01 AM
Sounds like someone got some cat litter in his vagina.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Karin on July 12, 2011, 08:47:04 AM
Being called "dude" enrages Stinky.  He even ran off crying to ATA and posted a whining rant about it.  I don't know what it is about the word, but it's a dog whistle to him. 

Dude, chill out.  Pick your battles. 
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Rebel on July 12, 2011, 08:48:49 AM
Being called "dude" enrages Stinky.  He even ran off crying to ATA and posted a whining rant about it.  I don't know what it is about the word, but it's a dog whistle to him.  

Dude, chill out.  Pick your battles.  

He's been emasculated by his wife into believing that any manly connotation is offensive.

Just call him bitch.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: franksolich on July 12, 2011, 08:51:47 AM
Being called "dude" enrages Stinky.  He even ran off crying to ATA and posted a whining rant about it.  I don't know what it is about the word, but it's a dog whistle to him. 

Dude, chill out.  Pick your battles. 

I had to go look it up; franksolich like the sparkling husband primitive is called "dude" all the time, and takes it with grace and class.

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A dude is an individual, typically male, particularly somebody well dressed or who has never lived outside a big city.

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The oldest usage was typically applied to a well-dressed male, or one who is unfamiliar with life outside a large city. These definitions later gave rise to a more technical definition: "an Easterner in the West" (United States). Thus "dude" was used to describe the prude wealthy men of the rustic western expansion of the United States during the 19th century by German settlers of the American Old East

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The word became prominent in surfer culture in the early 1960s.

Hmmm.  I'll bet Pedro Picasso, the "Atman" primitive, uses "dude" a lot.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Freeper on July 12, 2011, 08:58:59 AM
I had to go look it up; franksolich like the sparkling husband primitive is called "dude" all the time, and takes it with grace and class.

Hmmm.  I'll bet Pedro Picasso, the "Atman" primitive, uses "dude" a lot.

Stoners call everyone dude.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: dandi on July 12, 2011, 08:59:57 AM
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-11-11 11:06 PM
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2. Don't call me dude

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-11-11 11:18 PM
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6. Because you called me dude. Its insulting.

It just shut down any conversation between us. You can disagree with me all you wish. You do NOT get to be insulting.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-11-11 11:24 PM
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9. Correct. But I do get to choose with whom I engage in conversation

And that is not you.

Now have your last word and run along.


Wow, a coward and a little bitch.

What's the matter, stinky?  Got a little sand in your mangina?
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: franksolich on July 12, 2011, 09:00:59 AM
Stoners call everyone dude.


I had to look it up because I wasn't 100% sure the meaning.

Maybe 95% sure, but not 100%.

It seems to be used on me when I'm upset over something that doesn't seem to upset anybody else.

So I guess I was pretty close.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 12, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-11-11 11:04 PM
Original message

A vote for a repubican just ain't gunna happen
blahblahblah
I gotcher peas.

Men cry for peas, but there is no peas, there is only carrots.

 :tongue:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on July 12, 2011, 10:10:19 AM
Wow, who knew the dude primitive would get upset at the slightest provocation?

:crybaby:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 12, 2011, 10:17:17 AM
I had to look it up because I wasn't 100% sure the meaning.

Maybe 95% sure, but not 100%.

It seems to be used on me when I'm upset over something that doesn't seem to upset anybody else.

So I guess I was pretty close.

More generally, it is often used as a flag in conversation to signal that "What I'm about to say may sound critical of what you just said, but I mean you no ill will," or in lieu of phrases like "Well, just speaking man-to-man here, but..." or even "Oh my."
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: franksolich on July 12, 2011, 10:19:20 AM
More generally, it is often used as a flag in conversation to signal that "What I'm about to say may sound critical of what you just said, but I mean you no ill will," or in lieu of phrases like "Well, just speaking man-to-man here, but..." or even "Oh my."

That's it, exactly what I thought.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 12, 2011, 10:22:05 AM
Jesus he is an idiot! Never,ever,ever,ever tell someone online that something bothers or insults you  :-)
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Skul on July 12, 2011, 10:34:04 AM
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-11-11 11:06 PM
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2. Don't call me dude
OK, dud.  :tongue:

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Now have your last word and run along.
The smelly buffoon is taking iggy list leasons from Nads. :lmao:
Then, joe the elevator packs it in smelly's a$$.  :rotf:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: dandi on July 12, 2011, 10:41:14 AM
Jesus he is an idiot! Never,ever,ever,ever tell someone online that something bothers or insults you  :-)

Don't tell them in real life, either.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Splashdown on July 12, 2011, 10:48:08 AM
Jesus he is an idiot! Never,ever,ever,ever tell someone online that something bothers or insults you  :-)

You know, what really pisses me off is when people send me money in small bills. I hate getting cash in the mail. It's so insulting!


:uhsure:

 :-)
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 12, 2011, 10:53:53 AM
The catbox squatter, while he may spend his days in the basement wearing a bathrobe, will never approach the coolness of The Dude.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Big_Lebowski_Dude_Abides_Navy_Shirt.jpg)
 
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: MoshMasterD on July 12, 2011, 12:07:45 PM
Maybe I'll start calling him Ol' Fred "The Dude" Sanford.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Freeper on July 12, 2011, 12:31:35 PM
Jesus he is an idiot! Never,ever,ever,ever tell someone online that something bothers or insults you  :-)

You know what bother me?
When people send me money out of the blue.
PM me for address.  :-)
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Freeper on July 12, 2011, 12:32:41 PM
You know, what really pisses me off is when people send me money in small bills. I hate getting cash in the mail. It's so insulting!


:uhsure:

 :-)

B/S for not only stealing my idea, but posting it first.

 :-)
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on July 12, 2011, 02:10:30 PM
You know, what really pisses me off is when people send me money in small bills. I hate getting cash in the mail. It's so insulting!


:uhsure:

 :-)

You get a hi 5.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Airwolf on July 12, 2011, 03:27:12 PM
That's it,from now on we call him Dude!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Karin on July 12, 2011, 03:31:04 PM
Dude's probably reading this, head exploding. 
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Chris_ on July 12, 2011, 03:31:05 PM
That's it,from now on we call him Dude!!!!!!!!!
(http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu189/DetCrockett/spicoliinfasttimesatridgemonthigh1.jpg)
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 12, 2011, 03:34:57 PM
The dude has a tude about dude. :-)
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 12, 2011, 04:15:28 PM
(http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu189/DetCrockett/spicoliinfasttimesatridgemonthigh1.jpg)

Shouldn't that be on the simile/emoticon list, just for ol' Stinky? :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 12, 2011, 08:07:25 PM
I have to agree with the Sparkling Primitive on this. The Dude abides while the Sparkling primitive simply reeks. You could blame the cat, but c'mon. It's a cat.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Skul on July 12, 2011, 08:11:35 PM
It's Bush's fault, DN.
It's always, Bush's fault.
The smelly buffoon sent a letter to the WH several years ago.
Bush wrote back ---- "Pound sand, dude".
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude says it ain't gunna happen
Post by: Boudicca on July 12, 2011, 08:17:17 PM
Sounds like someone got some cat litter in his vagina.

 :lol: :lol:

Hmm, this is the DUDE whose wife is in love with the lesbo down the street.  Can't imagine why that would be, except maybe Sparkly wants a man in her life.