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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: Boudicca on July 11, 2011, 04:26:56 PM

Title: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: Boudicca on July 11, 2011, 04:26:56 PM
I decided to put this story here, because how arrogantly stupid can this bitch be?  While her milquetoast of a husband is lecturing us on eating our peas, the First Sow is out there shoveling her piehole full of anything but! :fuelfire:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/44/post/michelle-obama-has-1556-calories-meal-at-shake-shack-outing/2011/07/11/gIQAgwPE9H_blog.html

First lady Michelle Obama ordered a whopper of a meal at the newly opened Washington diner Shake Shack during lunch on Monday.

A Washington Post journalist on the scene confirmed the first lady, who’s made a cause out of child nutrition, ordered a ShackBurger, fries, chocolate shake and a Diet Coke while the street and sidewalk in front of the usually-packed Shake Shack were closed by security during her visit.
 
According to nutritional information on Shake Shack’s Web site, the meal amounted to 1,700 calories.
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: Eupher on July 11, 2011, 04:32:04 PM
In this heat, how can ANYBODY eat that much without passing out from calorie overload?  :???:

Michelle, honey, what I want to know is, who paid the bill? Clog your arteries with as much shit as you like -- I really couldn't give a bigger rat's ass -- but do it on your dime, mm-kay?

And STFU about "moderation". You wouldn't know moderation if somebody handed you a forum and told you to ban somebody.

F'n bimbo.  :bird:
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: Boudicca on July 11, 2011, 04:38:10 PM
Here's a matching story about the Boy Wonder (as in I wonder how the hell he got elected?  oh yeah, affirmative action)

http://weaselzippers.us/2011/07/11/president-obama-must-be-excited-7-eleven-giving-away-free-slurpees-today/
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 11, 2011, 04:40:37 PM
"Let them eat peas", Me-Shall to the peasants..... :lmao:

Where's her "WIDE LOAD" sign?
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: Boudicca on July 11, 2011, 04:42:29 PM
"Let them eat peas", Me-Shall to the peasants..... :lmao:

Where's her "WIDE LOAD" sign?

She most assuredly needs one.  Get a look at the twin moons. :o

http://weaselzippers.us/2011/07/11/pig-out-mooch-orders-1700-calorie-meal-at-shake-shack/#comment-227585
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: true_blood on July 11, 2011, 08:20:54 PM
Cheeseburger, fries, ribs and ice cream. What ever they, the imposters in the white mosque, feel like eating, they eat.
But, when it comes to us, "people", we must eat vegetables and fruits. I'll ****in' make up my own mind, thanks! :bird:
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: FreeBorn on July 11, 2011, 08:30:48 PM
Doh!  :thatsright:

Sorry Boudi, methinks I duped you in the lounge with this one.
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: whiffleball on July 12, 2011, 05:51:52 AM
"Let them eat peas", Me-Shall to the peasants..... :lmao:

Where's her "WIDE LOAD" sign?

I read some comments on that story and LOLd at this one:

When Michelle hauls around her fat a$$ she has to make two trips.
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: NHSparky on July 12, 2011, 06:52:51 AM
Silly proles!  Don't you know rules are only for the peasants?
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: Rebel on July 12, 2011, 07:52:25 AM
Reminds me of a quote about French peasantry:

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“The pasty taste, the natural insipidity, the unhealthy quality of the potato, which is flatulent and indigestible, has caused it to be rejected from refined households and returned to the people, whose coarse palates and stronger stomachs are satisfied with anything capable of appeasing hunger.”
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: thelaughingman on July 12, 2011, 11:32:05 AM
I like the update:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/44/post/michelle-obama-has-1556-calories-meal-at-shake-shack-outing/2011/07/11/gIQAgwPE9H_blog.html

Quote
Update: We made a mistake in our original calculations. The calorie-count for the first lady’s order was actually 1,700, not the 1,556 we originally reported. Our apologies.

Snarkalicious!
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: Karin on July 12, 2011, 12:54:22 PM
She's wearing one of those stupid cardigans again!  In Washington DC in July??   She's such a whale.  Don't they know the whole country is laughing at them, what with his peas, and her gigantic lunch?  


I liked this comment from Weaselzippers:

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gastorgrab says:
July 11, 2011 at 5:00 pm
“Obama, who launched the “Let’s Moo” campaign to eat everything in site…..”

:lmao:
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 12, 2011, 01:23:46 PM
Lookie who is the first celebrity to appear on the cover of Better Homes & Gardens in 48 years?  And check the headline:

(http://images.politico.com/global/blogs/110712_michelle_obama_magazine_ap_465.jpg)

Better Homes and Gardens will feature First Lady Michelle Obama on the cover of its August issue - the first public figure to grace the magazine's cover in 48 years.

Obama will be the focus of an article on healthful eating for children. The issue will hit newsstands July 19.

Editors from the magazine, which is owned by Des Moines-based Meredith Corp., and the first lady co-hosted a picnic in May for D.C. fifth-graders. The magazine features photos of the picnic and an interview with Obama about her efforts to promote healthful habits.

As part of the issue, Meredith created a "Veggie Love" cookbook app, plus a free online cookbook and vegetable garden plan at www.bhg.com/whitehouse.

The last celebrity to appear on the cover? Actor Cliff Robertson, in 1963. He penned a column in that issue titled "He Cooks," the magazine said.

LINK (http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20110712/BUSINESS/107120343/-1/ENT05/Biz-Buzz-Michelle-Obama-Better-Homes-cover)
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: namvet on July 12, 2011, 02:29:43 PM
if Bubba Clinton see's that................

(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Mooch-fat-as.jpg)



Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: CG6468 on July 12, 2011, 02:32:25 PM
Saw that before. She is disgusting. Typical Chicago south side streetwalker.
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on July 12, 2011, 03:40:23 PM
Rush had a parody on this today. I almost lost it at work, it was so funny.
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: FreeBorn on July 12, 2011, 03:49:19 PM
Where have I seen that broad Broad before???

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdbJb7tW9Qwgj6NSNkLqDWhkwwFodD5jqjfVEm9YITL9jyOigN)

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKYxwplyXnVsTS9_HvXDBr7oqyFJdJ3qbssqepwNSks3ZxFkYyjg)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VCBqY9Xlz8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 12, 2011, 04:15:15 PM
Where have I seen that broad Broad before???

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdbJb7tW9Qwgj6NSNkLqDWhkwwFodD5jqjfVEm9YITL9jyOigN)

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKYxwplyXnVsTS9_HvXDBr7oqyFJdJ3qbssqepwNSks3ZxFkYyjg)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VCBqY9Xlz8[/youtube]

Watch it sucker.
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: Boudicca on July 12, 2011, 04:37:55 PM
Doh!  :thatsright:

Sorry Boudi, methinks I duped you in the lounge with this one.

No problem, FB, I still luvs ya. :naughty: O-)

Luvs youall.  If no one has caught on by now, I always give out HI5's like a politician gives out promises whenever I start a thread and you post in it.  In case anyone cares to up their plus column.

If pols can buy votes, surely I can buy thread participation.

The sole exception to my rule, other than a simple overlooking at which time feel free to remind me of such, is a troll, in which case I will bitchslap the everlasting **** out of it.
Title: Re: Peas for us peasants; Pie for Moochelle
Post by: Wineslob on July 14, 2011, 03:21:09 PM
if Bubba Clinton see's that................

(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Mooch-fat-as.jpg)






She needs to change her Depends.........