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Title: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: franksolich on July 11, 2011, 01:19:45 PM
the decline and fall of a hippie.  While I was in the old hometown, an old friend from high-school days mentioned a name that rang a bell, even though I had not heard it for a third of a century.

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/xdb.jpg)

I grew up during the hippie era, the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.  Just as with all other small towns, our town produced its fair number of hippies, usually natives who went away to college, returning occasionally to amuse and disgust us with their flowery apparel, blue-bottoms, stringy long hair, BOBBY IN ‘68 and McGOVERN IN ‘72 bumper-stickers visible amid the peace-symbols and paisley-stickers decorating their automobiles.

But they were just there to visit their parents and friends for a few days, after which they went back to college or the commune or the highways or getting high on other people’s money.

There was however one full-time permanent resident hippie, a trust-fund kiddie.  He was already an adult by the time I knew of him, but in the manner of the Bostonian Drunkard’s grandfather not quite trusting his grandson to be competent, the parents had set up the fund to be administered by an older daughter of theirs, who did not live in town.

This guy was kept on a short leash, but that didn’t stop him from having the hippie sort of life, getting high on dope and hash and psychedelic drugs, or from being the local spokesman for the Trotskyite socialist pacifist anti-Vietnam peaceful-coexistence no-nukes hate-America left.

In fact, when looking back, he was a combination of the wiley50, kentuck, taverner, and socialist_in_TN primitives, all rolled into one.  He was the one who introduced the Communist Daily Worker to the Sandhills, in various restaurants and cafes, leaving copies mixed in with all the other daily newspapers.

People actually read it, yes, but in the manner one reads the comic-strips in the funnie papers, chuckling and chortling over the depiction of events as seen through socialist eyes.

In the manner of the left, being a pacifist peaceful-coexistentist did not preclude him, personally, from violence.  He carried around with him a sheathed knife that seemed large enough to eviscerate a whale.  I dunno if he ever used it, but he always had it.

My only close encounter with him happened when I was 11 years old.  A friend of mine and I were riding our bicycles on a hot summer afternoon, and stopped in the parking-lot of the town’s 24-hour diner so as to get some water.  As we were setting down our bicycles, the local hippie approached me, pulling that knife out of its sheath.

I looked at him blankly.  I knew who he was, but had no idea why he wished to show me the knife.

Being polite, I inspected it, hoping to find something nice to say about it, but really, knives weren’t my thing.  He was talking to me, but of course I had no idea what that was about.

But suddenly my friend, who had heard him, yelled, and the hometown hippie abruptly ran away.

The two of we boys walked into the diner, and my friend had a conversation with the cashier.  Then a great hub-bub, everybody else getting all excited and bent out of shape.  While I nonchalantly sat at the counter drinking down a big glass of iced-water, both the city police and county sheriff were summoned.

I was looked at, but not questioned, as I couldn’t possibly have known what was going on.  Everybody took a statement from my friend instead.

Mine had not been the first unpleasant experience with this guy, and this was yet another straw on the camel’s back, which included ostensible threats to others (including Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew), and those pesky known-but-not-proven drug offenses.

The local hippie was picked up and questioned, and apparently was about to be charged (with what, I never knew) six weeks or two months later, when his older sister dashed back to town, and using her influence, got him packed away to a high-security nuthouse instead, where he remained for some years.

It was during the Carter malaise that he was “mainstreamed” back into society, but I myself never saw him again.

Or even thought of him.

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The above photograph is of him, taken in 1996 when he was 48 years old, and charged with sexual assault on a child…..and is from the Nebraska registry of sex offenders.  One wonders what his DU screen-name is.
Title: Re: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 11, 2011, 01:25:00 PM
One wonders what his DU screen-name is.

"Taverner" or "kentuck," probably . . .  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 11, 2011, 01:28:04 PM
Wow Frank...This really showcases the power your of your writing style.
Title: Re: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 11, 2011, 01:45:45 PM
The curtains part, and we are treated to a glimpse of William Pitt's future...
Title: Re: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: Skul on July 11, 2011, 04:46:35 PM
The curtains part, and we are treated to a glimpse of William Pitt's future...
Remarkable resemblence, too.
Your powers of observation astound me, Sir. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: FreeBorn on July 11, 2011, 08:14:32 PM
OMG, Franksolich! Yikes! Being a small town I'm guessing Mr. Creepy Pants had his eye on you for quite a while before the opportunity presented itself to him when he came upon you at the restaurant.

We had one of those in my hometown too. Ours worked for the school district. He wasn't a hippy though, just a creep with an unhealthy interest in young boys. He was familiar to every kid in the town because of his involvement with the schools. He seemed to have at least one odd job at each of the three elementary schools, the junior high and the high school too. I never knew what his official job description was but he wasn't a substitute teacher or anything like that. I remember he ran the weight room in the junior high and he was the guy in charge of odd things like building sets for the school plays, with student volunteers working with him after school. He helped out with school sports and coached little league in our suburban town outside of Buffalo for years too. All the kids regarded him as a weirdo and we all called him "Ed Fat", but never to his face because he was a huge man. His name which I think is O.K. to share because he is a felon is Ed Batt. Notice how these predators are always in positions where they can constantly be around kids, the @*#%ing creeps.

The last time I saw Ed Fat was when I was still in high school. There was a kid in my neighborhood who I beat the tarnation out of once because he owed me some money and refused to pay up so I took it out of his hide. This kid had no friends. He had no dad in his life, just a little brother and his mom. They were going somewhere out of town that summer for two weeks and he couldn't find anyone to take over his paper route, nobody. I wasn't the only one to ever slap him around either, neighborhood chew toy pretty much but he always deserved it. I figured I could use the money so I took the route for the two weeks and then, of course, he stiffed me. One day I was standing out at the edge of the street on the front lawn when I saw a motorcycle coming up the street with a very large man riding it. None other than Ed Fat with little Stevie chew toy on the back. They stopped when they got to me. I figured "rut roh, Stevie is going to sic his buddy on me for breaking his nose and making him look like a raccoon with two black eyes for a month". Nope, just saying "Hi". Ed was, anyway. Stevie wasn't smiling. He looked downright ashamed for being seen with Ed Fat. I didn't say a word, just turned and walked back into the house and they rode off. Once news of that got around it didn't improve Stevie's reputation any. Anyway, I digress.

Fast forward a few years and I'm home on leave from the service. Latest hometown news is Ed Fat was suspended from the school district for a week, ONE WEEK, for a school bus incident. I never knew he drove a school bus but apparently he did that too. Seems a kid on his bus was acting up and wouldn't stay seated. Ed Fat grabbed the kid by the neck, stuck his head out one of the windows and closed the window up so his head was outside the bus and made him stay like that until getting to his stop. I was amazed he didn't lose his job but I think that was the end of his bus driving for the school district.

Fast forward another ten years and I'm staying with my sister and b-i-l for a coupla weeks until I got an apartment lined up after me & the first wife split. Sis gets a letter in the mail one day from the town. Sex offender living in your zip code notice. Surprise, it's Ed Fat! No surprise there really. Seems old Ed Fat did just one ten year old boy too many.

http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/NY10919/Edward-Batt.html
Title: Re: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: true_blood on July 11, 2011, 08:22:18 PM
A face only a mother could love! :o
 :mental:
Title: Re: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: franksolich on July 11, 2011, 08:29:44 PM
OMG, Franksolich! Yikes! Being a small town I'm guessing Mr. Creepy Pants had his eye on you for quite a while before the opportunity presented itself to him when he came upon you at the restaurant.

Well, I dunno; I don't think his intent was sexual; my friend's statement said he was threatening to cut me into pieces.

I had no idea.

From what I remember being told, all the other stuff against him involved the threat of physical harm, not sex, which is why this surprised me.  I had always thought he was just another hippie who thought other people should be anti-violence, while he could be whatever he chose to be.  I had never considered sex as a motive.
Title: Re: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: FreeBorn on July 11, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
Well, I dunno; I don't think his intent was sexual; my friend's statement said he was threatening to cut me into pieces.

I had no idea.

From what I remember being told, all the other stuff against him involved the threat of physical harm, not sex, which is why this surprised me.  I had always thought he was just another hippie who thought other people should be anti-violence, while he could be whatever he chose to be.  I had never considered sex as a motive.
YIKES !!!! (that's an even bigger "yikes"!).
Title: Re: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: franksolich on July 11, 2011, 08:41:58 PM
YIKES !!!! (that's an even bigger "yikes"!).

Well, I didn't know; that's why there was never any trauma, any sleepless nights, on my part.

Sometimes not knowing something saves one's sanity.
Title: Re: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: franksolich on July 11, 2011, 09:06:12 PM
Wow Frank...This really showcases the power your of your writing style.

The aftermath of it was that my parents got all hot and excited, myself learning a new word out of it.

"Guile" is generally considered a negative attribute, but the parents harped on that I had to get it.

I never did acquire it; it's absent.

delilahmused and commonguymd saw it up close and first hand, during the Scamdal.

I had just naturally assumed the lying primitives were going to play by the rules of good clean sportsmanship, as we did; that boundaries would be respected, that nobody would cheat.

Ooops.

I kept finding that the lying primitives most certainly were not respecting boundaries, and were cheating left and right; that the "fight" had become rough and personal, going far beyond the internet.

On their side, not our side.  These people played dirty.

Regardless, we won.  But even after that, it seems franksolich is still guileless.
Title: Re: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: Rebel on July 11, 2011, 09:28:33 PM
Again Frank, arm yourself.
Title: Re: the decline and fall of a hippie
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 12, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
Again Frank, arm yourself.

Yup.  Definitely.