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Title: Heaven-o, everyone!
Post by: CG6468 on July 08, 2011, 10:31:16 AM
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Texas county votes "hell" out of hello

KINGSVILLE, Texas (Reuter) --

Heaven-o, how are you?

It may take some getting used to, but Kleberg County commissioners have thrown their support behind a local man's campaign to take the "hell" out of hello.

County Judge Pete De La Garza said Wednesday that the commissioners voted unanimously for a resolution urging the use of "heaven-o" instead of hello in greetings.

"Is everybody using it? The answer is of course, no. It is a very new thing and everybody's a little apprehensive," De La Garza told Reuters. "I suppose it's like everything else, once you get adjusted to it, you might start using it."

The idea was spawned by flea market operator Leonoso Canales, who told the San Antonio Express-News, "I see hell in hello. It's disguised by the o, but once you see it, it will slap you in the face."

Texans, is this true?

LINK to freeze your mind (http://www.wallace.net/sheep/legal/hello.html)
Title: Re: Heaven-o, everyone!
Post by: compaqxp on July 08, 2011, 11:06:26 AM
I expected a link to The Onion.
Title: Re: Heaven-o, everyone!
Post by: Wineslob on July 08, 2011, 12:45:34 PM
Gotta be the water.    :thatsright:
Title: Re: Heaven-o, everyone!
Post by: Chris_ on July 08, 2011, 01:21:29 PM
That is embarrassingly dumb. :mental:
Title: Re: Heaven-o, everyone!
Post by: CG6468 on July 08, 2011, 02:32:13 PM
It's outrageous!  :banghead:  :argh:  :mad:
Title: Re: Heaven-o, everyone!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 09, 2011, 07:48:37 AM
Quote from: Wineslob on July 08, 2011, 12:45:34 PM
Gotta be the water.    :thatsright:

nah

Texans don't bathe.




*runs*
Title: Re: Heaven-o, everyone!
Post by: rich_t on July 09, 2011, 07:49:55 AM
Quote from: CG6468 on July 08, 2011, 10:31:16 AM
Texans, is this true?

LINK to freeze your mind (http://www.wallace.net/sheep/legal/hello.html)

Just about the dumbest thing I've heard all week.
Title: Re: Heaven-o, everyone!
Post by: rustybayonet on July 09, 2011, 08:10:10 AM
HELLO --Kleberg County Commissioners....
You got your 15 minutes in the spotlight---
Now - here's your sign................


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Title: Re: Heaven-o, everyone!
Post by: vesta111 on July 09, 2011, 11:55:20 AM
So get out your dictionary's and search for words that begin with Hell, should be interesting ,   some people are not nuts, just misguided.